Watch this amazing video of the fastest human on all fours! If humans can do it, why not bigfoot? Thanks to Mitchell Wilson of the Squatchers Lounge for bringing this to our attention.
This guy is running just exactly like MK Davis describes the white one on video. Feet coming all the way forward to where the hands are hitting the ground, and the butt up in the air, not a flat back. Interpret as you will.
this pwns really hard the supposed impossible reachable speed and agility of the quadrepedal motion of the russian leaping yeti with which Joe has sexual dreams
Joe must have really got to this little turd. Some guy thousands of miles away has 4:20 so jacked in the head that he comes every day to make childish remarks. Get the dudes in the white coats!
4:20, then you are saying Russian Leaping Yeti is a human being racing through the forest intermittently on all fours. That would be odd. unlikely. A hoaxer would stay bipedl surely.
You are way jumping the gun to deliver the verdict of schooled pwned deluded to Joe.
Oh, "deluded". You're a jayrefer then; that explains all. Can you guys not be creative and stop using your cliched vocab and talking points?
The bigfoot argument can be boiled down into two camps: The ever present Pro-sleeves and the venerable Sleeveless. The lines have been drawn. They are plaid.
Well I for one would never go sleeveless hunting. Unless I was hunting while riding shotgun in a pickup. With one foot on the ground during a complete stop. Of course
it depends the incentive as to who is the 'fastest man on all fours'. im sure if you timed the great escape soldiers from ww2 ,as they tunnelled out from the prison, they would have scampered like usain Bolt on steroids to avoid capture
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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SCREAM!!! How about Fozzie in chaps? Can you find one of those?
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ReplyDeleteWhy can't bigfoot? Are you serious? Yes. You are. You really believe in that....
ReplyDeleteThis guy is running just exactly like MK Davis describes the white one on video. Feet coming all the way forward to where the hands are hitting the ground, and the butt up in the air, not a flat back. Interpret as you will.
DeleteNow just imagine arms down to his knees. How fast he would be. Now that would be some serious sleeves chicky baby
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Who's Will?
DeleteWill has no sleeves.
DeleteWilliam Shatner always has long sleeves.
DeleteWilliam Shakespeare had white puffy sleeves.
Deleteit shouldn't count because he's not sleeveless
ReplyDeleteThose sleeves are slowin him up
DeleteGD it, I wanted to be first with the obligatory sleeveless comment.
DeleteLet me wipe your tears away wit my Oh wait. I ripped dem off
DeleteLOL^^ Not getting old yet, still LMAO
DeleteIt's hard to sleeve it alone.
DeleteI always have an ace up my sleeve. Justin can't ever say that !
Deletethis pwns really hard the supposed impossible reachable speed and agility of the quadrepedal motion of the russian leaping yeti with which Joe has sexual dreams
ReplyDeletepwned schooled deluded
^^^^^. What? No pee fantasy today?
DeleteAll the torn off sleeves flying around here today soaked up all the urine.
DeleteJoe must have really got to this little turd. Some guy thousands of miles away has 4:20 so jacked in the head that he comes every day to make childish remarks. Get the dudes in the white coats!
DeleteWhite coats with long sleeves !!!
DeleteStraight jackets with very long SLEEVES !! indeed.
Delete4:20, then you are saying Russian Leaping Yeti is a human being racing through the forest intermittently on all fours. That would be odd. unlikely. A hoaxer would stay bipedl surely.
DeleteYou are way jumping the gun to deliver the verdict of schooled pwned deluded to Joe.
Oh, "deluded". You're a jayrefer then; that explains all. Can you guys not be creative and stop using your cliched vocab and talking points?
Quisp and Quake cereal.Nothing like it.
DeleteAnon 5:12.........obviously Joe "Give it to me" Fitzgerald
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ReplyDeleteEvery hunter that goes sleeveless is just exercising his rights.
ReplyDeleteAir dem pits likka Madonna
DeleteThe only reason I go sleeveless is to show off my guns. I also wear assless chaps, btw.
ReplyDelete^^^ Guns and Buns
DeleteGood title for Sleeva's autobiography
I like doing push ups in the nude until the perspiration shines like diamonds on my rock hard buttocks.
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not MMG and too fat and stupid to do a push-up.
Delete^^^^ you mean? Thats right ! Sleeva !!!
DeleteNice 5: 20 anon comment there MMC ^^^^^^
DeleteThe bigfoot argument can be boiled down into two camps:
ReplyDeleteThe ever present Pro-sleeves and the venerable Sleeveless.
The lines have been drawn. They are plaid.
Well I for one would never go sleeveless hunting. Unless I was hunting while riding shotgun in a pickup. With one foot on the ground during a complete stop. Of course
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Thought Joe says that with Russian Leaping Yeti a human can't go from bipedal to quadrupedal motion like that. Let me guess though - dat terrain!
ReplyDeleteWhy would a human hoaxer go quadrapedal? It hardly makes a damned bit of sense. A hoaxer would go bipedal.
DeleteSo are you trying to prove a new species based on what make sense for you in other people behaviour?
DeleteNow this doesn't make sense
Isnt this how Joe used to walk in high school???????????????
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^^^^ my mini me
DeleteIsn't it past your bedtime?
MMC
You little kids will just never learn. But soon im making a change so that everyone will know its me
ReplyDeletePeace....
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it depends the incentive as to who is the 'fastest man on all
ReplyDeletefours'. im sure if you timed the great escape soldiers from ww2 ,as they tunnelled out from the prison, they would have scampered like usain Bolt on steroids to avoid capture