Fastest Human On All Fours


Watch this amazing video of the fastest human on all fours! If humans can do it, why not bigfoot? Thanks to Mitchell Wilson of the Squatchers Lounge for bringing this to our attention.

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    1. http://www.thedarkstorm.co.uk/images/fozzy%20blood.jpg

      Fozzie. Sleeveless

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    2. Fozzie the Freak

      http://www.pics22.com/fozzie-bear-like-you-ve-never-seen-him-before/

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    3. SCREAM!!! How about Fozzie in chaps? Can you find one of those?

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    4. No comment

      http://gatesthecomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dogcostume-shining-fozzy-bear1.jpg

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    5. That's the way uh huh uh huh
      He likes it uh huh uh huh


      http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Live-Hand_Muppet?file=OMAM17.jpg

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  2. Why can't bigfoot? Are you serious? Yes. You are. You really believe in that....

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    1. This guy is running just exactly like MK Davis describes the white one on video. Feet coming all the way forward to where the hands are hitting the ground, and the butt up in the air, not a flat back. Interpret as you will.

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    2. Now just imagine arms down to his knees. How fast he would be. Now that would be some serious sleeves chicky baby

      MMC

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    3. William Shatner always has long sleeves.

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    4. William Shakespeare had white puffy sleeves.

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  3. it shouldn't count because he's not sleeveless

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    1. Those sleeves are slowin him up

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    2. GD it, I wanted to be first with the obligatory sleeveless comment.

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    3. Let me wipe your tears away wit my Oh wait. I ripped dem off

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    4. LOL^^ Not getting old yet, still LMAO

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    5. It's hard to sleeve it alone.

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    6. I always have an ace up my sleeve. Justin can't ever say that !

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  4. this pwns really hard the supposed impossible reachable speed and agility of the quadrepedal motion of the russian leaping yeti with which Joe has sexual dreams

    pwned schooled deluded

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    1. ^^^^^. What? No pee fantasy today?

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    2. All the torn off sleeves flying around here today soaked up all the urine.

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    3. Joe must have really got to this little turd. Some guy thousands of miles away has 4:20 so jacked in the head that he comes every day to make childish remarks. Get the dudes in the white coats!

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    4. White coats with long sleeves !!!

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    5. Straight jackets with very long SLEEVES !! indeed.

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    6. 4:20, then you are saying Russian Leaping Yeti is a human being racing through the forest intermittently on all fours. That would be odd. unlikely. A hoaxer would stay bipedl surely.

      You are way jumping the gun to deliver the verdict of schooled pwned deluded to Joe.

      Oh, "deluded". You're a jayrefer then; that explains all. Can you guys not be creative and stop using your cliched vocab and talking points?

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    7. Quisp and Quake cereal.Nothing like it.

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    8. Anon 5:12.........obviously Joe "Give it to me" Fitzgerald

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  6. Every hunter that goes sleeveless is just exercising his rights.

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  7. The only reason I go sleeveless is to show off my guns. I also wear assless chaps, btw.

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    1. ^^^ Guns and Buns

      Good title for Sleeva's autobiography

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    2. I like doing push ups in the nude until the perspiration shines like diamonds on my rock hard buttocks.

      MMG

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    3. not MMG and too fat and stupid to do a push-up.

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    4. ^^^^ you mean? Thats right ! Sleeva !!!

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    5. Nice 5: 20 anon comment there MMC ^^^^^^

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  8. The bigfoot argument can be boiled down into two camps:
    The ever present Pro-sleeves and the venerable Sleeveless.
    The lines have been drawn. They are plaid.

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    1. Well I for one would never go sleeveless hunting. Unless I was hunting while riding shotgun in a pickup. With one foot on the ground during a complete stop. Of course

      MMC

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  9. Thought Joe says that with Russian Leaping Yeti a human can't go from bipedal to quadrupedal motion like that. Let me guess though - dat terrain!

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    1. Why would a human hoaxer go quadrapedal? It hardly makes a damned bit of sense. A hoaxer would go bipedal.

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    2. So are you trying to prove a new species based on what make sense for you in other people behaviour?

      Now this doesn't make sense

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  10. Isnt this how Joe used to walk in high school???????????????

    MMC

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    1. ^^^^ my mini me

      Isn't it past your bedtime?

      MMC

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  11. You little kids will just never learn. But soon im making a change so that everyone will know its me

    Peace....

    MMC

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  12. it depends the incentive as to who is the 'fastest man on all
    fours'. im sure if you timed the great escape soldiers from ww2 ,as they tunnelled out from the prison, they would have scampered like usain Bolt on steroids to avoid capture

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