Watch this: Searching For Sasquatch
Our friend Max Ignatyev has spent the summer searching for the elusive wood ape of North America. A few months ago, Max promised us a short documentary about the search. Well, here it is. He writes: "This is a documentation of my past expeditions in search of the legendary Sasquatch. This past year has been a lot of fun, and now with more experience than before, I am excited to continue my search this year. The upcoming expeditions will be more thoroughly documented. Stay Squatchy Friends!"
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ReplyDeleteBANG BANG!
DeleteMax Ignoramus got nothing and loved it!
DeleteSon of a bitch fozzie I'm gonna cut off your arm and eat your stuffing
DeleteLeave the drumsticks for me, Harry.
Delete^^ neckbeard got buttmad
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYnH-HQGBgg
DeleteCOME AT ME BROTHER!
That was the funniest shit I've ever seen fozzie bravo
DeleteYou have finally received the true comedic talent
DeleteAll those years of training hard, saying my prayers, and taking my vitamins have finally paid off!
DeleteGot monkey?
ReplyDeleteHey Everybody. Speaking of Squatching. I think I'll take a little drive today. You guys remember those errie screams from Hawket Meadow (Ca. Sierras). Its the vid where several guys are camping and they turn on camcorder to record multiple howls?????
DeleteThe next canyon west, or down the valley to where i live is called Devils Canyon (on a very good map), To the South over a ridge, they grow a bunch of apples near a town called Porterville.
This is also very close to the Indian cave drawings of the local Yocut.
Well, I'm going there today for a little scouting trip. Maybe I'll get Shawn to post up with the vid from youtube. Wish me Good Squatch busting! ha ha ha.
Cave drawings of a Squatch (they think) reported to be 5K YEARS OLD???
DeleteHey Joe, SCOUTING UP SOME NEW POSSIBLE ARES???
DeleteNo monkey, Big Cursed DNA Human!
DeleteBoo!
Mike Brookreson has a cold !
DeleteI'll shove a large monkey firmly up your taterhole my friend.
DeleteYou will never utter that phrase again.
MMG
Thanks MMG. Clearly he is celebrating my illness. Take care my friend. By the time the Chiefs have lost to the Broncos, I should be in a coma.
DeleteE PLURIBUS UNUM
ReplyDelete'if an idea is indded sensible, it will eventually become just part of the accepted wisdom'
ReplyDeleteWho the hell quotes Nigel Farage on a bigfoot blog? :)
DeleteNAH, I find your new look disturbing and strangely compelling.
DeleteIt popped up on one of my war porn sites and I thought it quite apropos, re figboot
DeleteWar porn--ah, I knew that.
DeleteI have been told by fans that I remind them of Stormy Daniels.
DeleteDammit.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit WTF I was planning on pwning joe I was gonna pwn him so hard
ReplyDeleteIn our search for the Greater Crested Wood American Wood Ape, we only found vodka and hookers.
ReplyDeleteJust remember if they're midgets they only count as half or 1/3 hookers size depending
DeleteDoes that affect the pricing?
DeleteOnly on Sundays.
DeleteThe Greater Crested Wood American Wood Ape is extinct.
ReplyDeleteIt has been replaced by the pileated or tufted wood ape, depending upon your region, dialect and political affiliation.
DeleteI'VE BEEN KEEPING MY POOP IN A JAR FOR 25 YEARS, THAN A GROUP OF PEOPLE DRESSED WITH BLACK SUITS CAME TO MY HOME AND STOLE MY JAR.
ReplyDeleteFORTUNATELY I HAD SECRETLY BURIED THE REAL JAR WITH ALL MY POOP IN MY GARDEN, STILL HAVE IT WITH ALL THE POOP!!!
*THEN
DeleteSORRY FOR MISPELLING BUT I'M VERY EXCITED TO STILL HAVE MY POOP IN A JAR, 25 YEAR LONG HARD WORK IS SAFE!
You're our hero!
DeleteLONG LIVE POOP IN A JAR GUY! LONG LIVE OUR DEAR MR. PRESIDENT!
DeleteMARRY ME MR. PRESIDENT!
DeleteGotta be too much stinky for the government!
DeleteIt's a fecal time capsule of sorts. Mr President. Please order a 21 jar salute at my passing.
DeleteThat is not the prez, its all caps guy...The president only says " I keep my poop in a jar" and one interprets what he means by the timing, context, and mind probing...
DeleteWould it be okay if I didn't watch this?
ReplyDeleteTotally okay. It is not that good. Not bad, but not very good either.
DeleteIt does show things that most hoaxers probably leave out of their films.
Ignatyev = I'll give nothing and then you'll enjoy vacancy
ReplyDeletereally, really, really old aliens
ReplyDeleteSchooled!
Dr. J's Bigfoot Surprise
ReplyDeleteFor my special bigfoot suet recipe, I use 1 or 2 cups of lard or bacon grease, an 18 ounce jar of peanut butter, 1 cup of cornmeal, 4 cups of oats, and any eggshells, raisins and earthworms I have on hand. I melt the lard or grease over a low heat and add the other ingredients. I let it cool, then eat the whole damn thing and then shit it out just outside my tent.
Squatches come runnin!
D`ya smear the bacon grease `round the rim or put it on yo` helmet ?
DeleteOne of the reasons Big foot believing is getting so criticized and becoming a comical joke, is because there are a lot of people, coming out of the woodwork professing to be a Big foot researcher.
ReplyDeleteThat's all we need now, is a bunch of "City bred" individuals, bored with their lives, not knowing a Deer track from a Squirrel, seeing every dark shadow, every burnt stump,etc as being a Big foot! Or hearing things (Especially at night) any wildlife sound made, as a Big foot!
Then these "Nimrods" post this crap on here, as if they found the real thing!
Look at a supposed, "Respected" researcher like Derek Randalls posting a "White Blob" in a hole? with cows grazing undisturbed and saying this is a Big foot!
No wonder a guy like Daniel Campbells is having a field day laughing at us footers!
Anybody has the right to do what they want, and call themselves "Researchers" but with having "Big foot on the brain mentality, it sure make any serious researcher look like an idiot!
I guess people today, are easily fooled. Just look at who was elected for a second term in the White house. The majority of "White" young people that voted him into office, is now getting Fucked over with ObamaCare, by the man that bullshitted them good.
When there was no crawdads, we ate sand.
ReplyDeleteAnd when we ran out of sand,we ate Sandy. ......moving towards the light.
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