Watch This Documentary On The Yeren To Prepare Yourself For Tonight's Finding Bigfoot Episode
In tonight's episode of Finding Bigfoot, Bigfoot Field Research Organization (BFRO) president Matt Moneymaker, researchers James "Bobo" Fay and Cliff Barackman and skeptical scientist Ranae Holland discover new, compelling evidence, which sparks a global excursion into China and Nepal to search for bigfoot's distant cousins, the Chinese yeren and the yeti, better known as the "Abominable Snowman." Working closely with foreign governments and local guides, the team puts its signature and unconventional Bigfoot strategies to the test in unfamiliar territories, hoping to uncover the mysteries of these bi-pedal, hair-covered beasts that have captivated these countries and the world for decades.
Early last year, Moneymaker sent out an urgent message to followers on Twitter using the #China hashtag announcing that the Finding Bigfoot crew would be shooting an episode in China in a few months. Moneymaker asked for China to loan his crew a platoon of commandos for a week in Shennongjia for the expedition. Yerens are creatures that have been reported to be able to move quickly and run fast. Witnesses say its face is a cross between an ape and a human. The Yeren can leave a large footprint, about 16 inches long, displaying five toes like humans, but with a structure closer to that of apes.
Matt also tweeted the following article about the "wild men" writing, "We need some of your soldiers to help us videotape the animals described here: http://goo.gl/kHqeU They are very real animals":
Shennongjia 'wild men' leave footprints
The investigation into the Shennongjia "wild men" made great progress when witnesses identified two footprints left along the Licha River where the two mysterious creatures had been spotted.
An investigative team consisting of journalists and officials from the local government and scientific investigators were sent out along the Licha River to conduct a thorough investigation on November 20. Two days later professionals from China Association for Scientific Expedition joined them.
The team discovered a series of irregular footprints, averaging one meter apart, along the riverbank. They also found three branches believed to have been broken by the "wild men" in the shrubbery beside the footprints. Two barefoot prints of different sizes were discovered behind a stone. Pointing in the same direction, these adjacent footprints were both identified belonging to left feet. The bigger one was 30 centimeters long with a width of eight centimeters at the heel and 12 centimeters at the sole. The smaller one was 18 centimeters long with an arch-like outside edge.
Veteran forest rangers rooted out the possibility that the footprints belonged to known animals such as bears, antelopes or deer.
The team then reached two of the witnesses, a local resident Wang and his friend Zhang from Xiangfan, Hubei Province. They recalled their encounter with the two mysterious creatures on the morning of November 18. Zhang, along with his guide Wang and other friends, was driving along the Licha River, heading for Laojun Mountain. They were approaching a sharp curve in the mountain road when they spotted two giant, dark figures standing behind a tangled mass of shrubbery some 50 meters away from their car.
According to the witnesses, the two "wild men" were skinny and covered with black hair. The taller one was about 1.7 meters high and the other one was approximately 1.3 to 1.4 meters. Both were quite agile because they quickly fled into the dense forest as soon as they saw the car.
The witnesses' testimony was in accordance with the investigation results. The investigation team has made a preliminary conclusion that the thrilling event was indeed a real life sighting of a group of upright human-shaped creatures.
According to Luo Yongbin, an official from the foreign affairs office of Shennongjia Nature Reserve government, all the investigation results and evidence, including two plaster models of the footprints, will be submitted soon to the central government. The whole investigation process has been videotaped. All suspicious evidence has been photographed for further analysis.
(China.org.cn by Huang Shan November 27, 2007)
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ReplyDeleteDAMMIT MAN WOOHOO LIVING THE DREAM!
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ReplyDeleteForget finding bigfoot. Turn to the science channel and watch Through the Taterhole with Morgan Freeman.
ReplyDeleteI likes me some taterhole.
DeleteFor you direcTV customers, directly below Science is Destination Taterhole featuring such hits as "A Haunted Taterhole," "Buying Taterhole," and "Mountain Taters: Monsters of the gape."
DeleteDon't forget NatGeo, I saw them playing Sykes 3 shows where no bigfoot is present. Can't believe Justin Smeja put a year in his beer of that.
Tear in his beer for that **
DeleteYou cant believe Justin's behavior? How well do you know him to possibly make any kind of judgement on what he will or wont do in his life? You're an idiot.
DeleteHe was already told by several independent testing a that the chunk of hide was a bear. What did he expect the results of another genetic test was going to be? Not bear?
DeleteAin't no reason to shed tears on camera when you've know the results were bear for the last year.
Sup Ball Boy.
DeleteHe knew what the Bigfoot steak was (bear), he expected something from the boots maple he submitted and was upset to find nothing.
Deletedid they find the monkey yet?
ReplyDelete46 years ago... Apart from the Yeti, Freeman's and Memorial Day's; a good few blob's since.
DeleteOnce you have watched all episodes of Through the Taterhole with Morgan Freeman don't miss the newer show entitled Beyond the Taterhole with Morgan Freeman.
ReplyDeleteI'll pass on it until they come out with INSIDE the Taterhole with Morgan Freeman.
ReplyDeleteBig Hairy Breastesses are the most credible voices in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteI love me some big ass hairy titties.
DeletePork Chop. When I saw this caption I realized that I too enjoy the viewing of large hirsute mammaries. You will be missed.
DeleteAll I want for Xmas is a woman with a smoken hot Taterhole. You know the kind that makes you want to get down there and really hog it out.
ReplyDeleteMike Brookreson has a cold !
DeleteNobody needs to watch this, or any other episode of Finding Big foot, cause we already know the ending, FINDING NOTHING!
ReplyDelete"Soon...SOON...SOON!!"
ReplyDeleteScrolls to bottom of article, see's it dated November 2007...
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is this just talking about any bigfoot announcement ever?
Deleteketchum was coming soon for 5 years and nothing
Yep. It's always SOON!...unless the MIB step in because the foundations of religion and man will crumble upon the discovery of a collateral hominoid that is part modern human part Lemur part nephilim part Heidelbergensis part ghost.
DeleteBut hey, Syke's will be here SOON to make us all eat crow. He will verify Ketchum's results! It's all coming SOON!
sykes came and went and joe got smoked
Deletefooters are now literally scraping the barrel with the only hopes in sight being dyer or bill munns
footery is in a sorry state
Dan...
DeleteEnough with the fear drizzled comedy already.
We didn't need Sykes or Ketchum.
I can understand why you would want to reference these guys though.
Perhaps you would prefer to debunk Stacey's therm footage instead?
No?
MMG
But samples! A paper! Zana! Bigfootology! Still rubbing elbows!
Deletewhenever reading MMGs posts all you can do is facepalm
Deletestaceys therm is just a bloke in a suit. problem with that? well prove its a bigfoot. protip: you cant.
Umm...question.
DeleteWhy is it that footers always talk about fear? Even if for some miraculous reason that Figboot is real, it still changes NOTHING in a day to day basis.
It's like you believe that a discovery will spread from pod to pod of Squatch families and they will all migrate into open spaces to eat babies and fornicate with our women.
There's only one thing that I readily concern myself with in the wilds that could be construed as fear...that's big fuckin kitties like Steve French boys.
Big cats are why I fear, not a big monkey man peaking from behind a white oak in Clearfield, Pennsylvania.
You're better than that, MMG.
I'm dead (bigfoot) serious here, MMG, what inspires all this fear talk?
DeleteThat's a seemingly core fundamental of the footer logic..."well you don't believe therefore you're afraid"
You inspire the fear talk. You wreak of it. Its sad you have to come here to make yourself feel better about the reality of the situation. There is something out there you cant determine if it is real or not with scientific evidence to this day but the majority of people believe it is there and many of us have seen or heard one. You can come here and deny deny deny but it wont change that other people have knowledge of something you have none of yourself. You are scared of big cats? 9/10 times they are more scared of you, dont be stupid.
DeletePerhaps it's time to lower your estimation of MMG. Save you a lot of breath.
DeleteIts not that you dont believe that makes you sound afraid, its literally the dumb things you say that sound like they come from insecurities and fear that make you sound full of fear. MMG isnt the only one who reads it when you post, your trying way too hard.
DeleteLower you estimation of this guy too.
DeleteYep. You've got me cornered, I'm fearful of nothing and I like it. You guys are an inspiration for getting nothing and liking it.
DeleteI'm so glad we're frands.
Ah, I see anon4:42, now we're back to the WOOOOO Factor where 'you know something that somebody else doesn't therefore your pedestal is just a little higher than those around you..
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That's what they fear douche, the crumbling of religions (already fake shit anyway) if we were told the truth about these beings. It probably wouldn't really but they think so, and so must you secretly as you work for them...
DeleteWhat's a fear douche?
DeleteAndy Kaufman is alive and posted as Anon 4:42.
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ReplyDeleteMust be a big jar.
DeleteHERE IN JERSEY !!!!!! we keep our poop in chinese paper take out boxes !!!!!!! HOW BOUT THEM APPLES ??? signed,, toothless,,, :-(
DeleteThere's much more evidence in that jar than in Fat Moneymaker explorations
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You got that right.I love it when she just shaves around the areolas.
DeleteSPEAKING MY MIND:
ReplyDelete1. Hunting for Big foots at night is a total waste of time!
2, Big foots aren't Apex predators nor do they eat meat.
3. Wood knocking is an alarm call! You dumb fucks are scaring them away!
4. Screaming and howling with a human voice, just scares them away!
5. Big foots don't bury there dead. They put there dead high up 150 up high in a Pine tree that's on a steep slope impossible for humans to get to,
6. Big foot live and thrive in Central Park in New York City.
I know everything about Big foots, been tracking and not finding them for 10 years!
Right now, I'm shit faced, don't know why I'm writing this, but don't give a fuck what you think!
John W. Jones Spoke when drunk!
1. bigfoot don't exist
Deleteand that's it.
Brilliant JWJ!
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MMG
Bigfeets practicing primitive forms of Tibetan Sky Burials, allowing the ciiiirrrcccllleeeee offff liiiiffeee to make its way back around.
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(clive squashy)
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Hey everybody Canadian guy here. Just thought I'd step in and say keep up the good work JFK!
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DeleteJFK is alive!! I knew it!! Where are they keeping him, Canadian guy?
DeleteWell, 8:19 very serious. Other dimensions is as good an explanation, as any other for those elusive big fellas...
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I think I know how to catch a SQUATCH.
DeleteSquatches like cookies right?
you ever make cookies Mike. I f we get him to eat enough of these cookies, no more special powers or dissapering. He wont be moving very fast at all. He'll be fucking happy though, and compliant!
Compliant?Are you looking to taterhole one of these gentile giants?
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ReplyDelete50 year investigation into the Chinese Wildman yields-
JACK SHIT
http://www.isu.edu/rhi/pdf/Zhou__Tracking%20the%20Chinese%20Wildman.pdf
It's a conspiracy so they can use the hair and bones in local apocetharys.
DeleteNo! He's a member of the International Society for Cryptozoology! Read it and WEEP bitter tears!
DeleteMSG found in Yeren!
ReplyDelete...or was it MMG?
DeleteHmmmm deer might think different - lots of them takenout by da big guy -
ReplyDeletedude dont forget hogs - lots have been taken out by bigfoots
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