Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteNice late night firsting!
DeleteI awoke from a deep slumber with violent rumble in my stomach. Now I'm sitting on the toilet, reintroducing a big steamy Joe Fitz into his native habitat. Though in my taste I feel that Rush sucks, I hope you had a Merry Christmas and here's to a Happy New Year all you sick twisted f**ks!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. NOT COOL, THOUGH! JOE FITZ IS AN ALRIGHT FELLA IN MY BOOK!!
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You may be cool but your book sucks. Didn't even crack top 25 NY Best Seller list.
DeleteGuess I am behind the learning curve, but I don't know anything about Fitz or any problems with Joe. Oh well, guess I'll just wait and see what happens.
DeleteIf you see earlier postings, someone was comparing him to Big Jim Rennie from Stephen King's Under The Dome.
DeleteI've honestly never read a description that fits someone so well as that character fits teh Fitz.
WOW! OKAY..
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"Joe where is Bigfoot poop?"
Delete"One time has been found, it had unknown primate DNA"
"Unknown? Wasn't you saying that Bigfoot is 100% modern human DNA?"
"Of course, there is several types of Bigfoots"
AAAW YEEEEAH
Daniel, Joe is the yin to your yang. You complete each other.
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ReplyDeleteNo such thing as karma. Only those who do and those who don't.
DeleteWoof Dan what's with you this morning
Delete^Bad ju-ju then.
DeleteGOOD MORNING MY FELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF THE SNAKE MEMBERS
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Hi Dan why you following me under an alias
DeleteHola HB!
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Man it's so nice to be home that shit was way too cold for me
ReplyDeleteI brought the rain and cold home with me so that sucks but 60 is better than 10 and snow any day
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