This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Knew they were coming ;3) First!
ReplyDeleteGecko is saying..."I've got a flat tire !
ReplyDeleteYou must be assimilated Clive we don't speak of gecko on BE
DeleteSeventeen thousand
ReplyDeleteAnd another five thousand?
It's free on YouTube!
-- Haikus Before Bedtime by Floor Bigfoot
Haiku day! Yea!
DeleteI'm no Siamang.
ReplyDeleteMy balls don't hang from my neck,
Thank you very much.
Been trying to solve
ReplyDeleteMyst'ry of AngusWangus.
Scotsman or a cow?
Oops I omitted
DeleteMy name from that verse above.
Anon's my day name.
How bout making some of these verses rhyme ?
DeleteThere once was a fellow named Clive,
DeleteThe least cultured Footer alive.
"Your haikus aren't rhyming!"
My temp'rature's climbing
I'll Squash me a fool, News at 5
Bravo !
Delete;3)
DeleteGood evening west coast squatches good morning east coast squatches
Deletegood morning,harry bandini, you son of a bitch u!!!
DeleteGood morning
DeleteI tried, Dr. J.
ReplyDeletePlease don't be upset with me.
Invisible's HARD!
You know that was me?
ReplyDeleteFighting with that white Bigfoot.
Staged it for MK.
The tall guy was mad!
ReplyDeleteWe ran the hell away fast.
Don't mess with Slender.
Got Thunderbird suit ?
ReplyDeleteGood night, time for bed.
ReplyDeleteMy hole is comfy and clean.
(Not my taterhole!)
Like you had to tell us...
DeleteYeah he did I thought bigfeets was hittin on you clive
DeleteI miss the good old days a few hours ago when we all made cruel, yet good natured fun of midgets.
ReplyDeletegood times good times
DeleteAnd I was brought into this world calling them midgets and I will leave it the same.
DeleteHopefully soon.
Deletewhy would you wish death upon me? you don't even know me.
DeleteThey do it to everyone don't take it personal bud
DeleteLittle people gonna mess you up, brah.
DeleteWho me?
DeleteDamn animals that can give themselves blow jobs.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, "I'm still a seahorse"?
ReplyDeleteA pretty shiny seahorse.
DeleteCan you buy gift certificates for people to watch "In Search Of Dead Bigfoot"?
ReplyDeleteWooooooooo wooooooooooo time to party I miss the good old days when there was people here all night I'm all alone on the train only crazy people call it the metro
ReplyDeletesup harry
DeleteEh you know just talkin to myself
DeleteHow's everything goin with you?
DeleteShawn how about some articles just for me so I can spank joes ass in firsting
ReplyDeleteCome on Shawn I thought you were cool
ReplyDeleteDamn it now I need to win fair and square I thought this was America where we are all special
ReplyDeleteJoe do I get a first place size trophy for sixth if so I concede to you being the greatest firster I don't acknowledge people with eight personalities firsts
ReplyDeleteI know no one makes serious comments here, like, ever. But I have to say that first picture is from the set of an Edgar Rice Burroughs movie. Sorry everybody.
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