Tim Fasano to TimberGiantBigfoot: Please follow my advice
Has TimberGiantBigfoot lost his credibility in the Bigfoot community? Florida skunk ape Tim Fasano thinks TGB has lost it all and will probably never gain it back unless the full-unedited footage of "Big Red" is shown. Fasano has been following "the reveal" this week and noticed that even TimberGiantBigfoot's own followers are started to doubt the footage. Fasano offers this advice to TGB:
FIRST, BITCHES!
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Good morning all caps
DeleteBANDINI!! HOWS IT GOING BROTHER?
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Good and you
DeleteSolid first, AC.
DeleteAll Caps. The Finest of Firsters.
DeleteHarry's in the house, bitches!
DeleteFasano.
DeleteWhat are you using for cameras now ?
MMC
For nothing and likes it.
DeleteHis wife kicked him out of the house again and he has to record a critical video in his car again.
ReplyDeleteVery critical
DeleteYabba Dabba DOOO!! Yes Tim you are still waiting on your years and years of gaining acceptance. Hows the general doing? please Travis Bickle no more advice
DeleteThanks for waitin on me to go get smokes to put up the new articles lol
ReplyDeleteDamn it Shawn you're killin me
DeleteI liked your role in Harry and the Hendersons. Good movie, definitely had some good laughs.
DeleteAGAIN, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME ON THE BIGFOOTS WITH THE GLOWING RED EYES. I'M HEARING THOSE FUCKERS AREN'T ANYTHING COLSE TO BEING GENTLE FOREST PEOPLE!
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Your absolutely right all caps that's due to their fallen angel/seraphim/demon blood they are evil creatures all caps evil
DeleteGood and you man
DeleteSorry that was to your question up top caps not to the other six people in my head all of which are named Harry as well
DeleteI'M DOING MAGNIFICENT!! SO, THERE ARE 2 TYPES THEN, HARRY? ONE BEING PEACEFUL AND THE OTHER, EVIL?
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That's what that fish eating Tumak said.
DeleteI NEVER BELIEVED IN THE TUMACK STORY, DANIEL. LOL
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Nope just evil the nice ones are just being nice till they lure you in so they can mind rape the shit out of you they're some low down dirty fuckers
DeleteI JUST FINISH WATCH THE FORMER COP, BRIAN GOSSELIN ON YOUTUBE, AND HIS ENCOUNTER WAS ONE WITH GLOWING RED EYES. KINDA CREEPY...
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Good morning Dan I scanned those books I'll email them real quick or were you able to find them on Gutenberg
DeleteI got really high and passed out by like 7pm, so that's a big negative on any search to find the literature.
DeleteQuestion: is Tim fasano a homosexual?
DeleteHe does have a lot of ball scars on his chin.HHHMMMM.....
DeleteMothmanforestpeoplesquatches.
DeleteThe red eyed ones could be the ones with government inplants in their head. These ones are used to guard under ground base entrances. Just a thought?
DeleteSomeone has been watching to much TheSix Million Dollar Man.
DeleteActually, if you go by sightings and reported behavior, There may actually be at least four species of creatures labeled as "Bigfoot" Three in the Pacific Northwest alone (Classic Patty-Sasquatch, "Neanderthoids", and "Marked Hominids" ) Then in the Deep South you have your shorter, shaggier "Swamp-Stalkers" such as The Fouke Monster and the Honey Island Swampstalker. Those are reported to be the opposite of the classic Cone-headed Patty type Sasquatch. Instead of being Migratory, Swamp-Stalkers are territorial and instead of being shy, they are reported to be overly aggressive. Swamp-Stalkers have also been called "Skunk-Apes" and all are generically labeled as "Bigfoot" But chances are that Skunk-Apes might actually be True Apes. (Invasive Chimps, Gorillas, or Orangutans that have adapted to living in Florida like everything else.) Also Labled as "Bigfoot", "Swamp-Stalker" and "Skunk-Apes", the Deep South has another Creature called "Devil Monkey." But the descriptions of those seem to more match Dogmen than Bigfoots. (They are reported with long tails and protruding muzzles.)
DeleteReports out of the Northern-South and Southern Midwest (Northern Arkansas, Kentucky, Illinois, Tennessee, Missouri) Are reported as being territorial, but more curious than aggressive and having large round-shaped heads (Big bulky bodies, but having unusually large heads in proportion to the torso) <--Those are the most reported having seemingly self luminescent red glowing eyes. (This is what my mother saw, however she said what she saw did not have a huge round head.)
Then you have your upper Mid-West reports which seem to match PNW "Sasquatch" in having the conical heads and bulky bodies, but the behavior is different. (Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Indiana). Those seem to be neither territorial nor migratory... Not really aggressive yet not shy either. (reported to hang out and watch people through their windows or watch sporting events from the woodline.)<--But then again these are also the ones most reported in having supernatural Powers or being seen in conjunction with UFO sightings.
While I do not believe all of these reports, what I personally find interesting is the alleged Audio. Each region's vocals are different from each other but uniform to it's respective region. PNW are mostly Whoops or echoey high-pitched screams (Such as what I heard.) The Deep South vocals sound like a woman screaming with a thrown-out voice. (Raspy) Northern Midwest vocals are normally deep and guttural. (Like that Sound Bobo makes. But in searching for sound bites, I have not heard one vocal similar to that in the PNW.)
In going by every report on the BFRO database, there looks like up to eight different creatures. But in weeding out all the weird paranormal crap, it looks like there at at least four species of Bipedal Hominids and maybe three species of true ape. (Florida Skunk-Ape reports vary from gorilla looking, chimp looking and orangutan looking.. Could be all three)
I DOUBT WE'LL "EVER" GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MYSTERY..
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No bigfoot. Mystery solved.
DeleteOh, I think we've been at the bottom of this mystery for quite some time now.
DeleteI've never watched one of his 'grumbling while I'm driving around' videos before. I feel safe in the assumption that I'm not missing anything.
ReplyDeleteMe neither Dan.
DeletePointless ramblings of a hoaxer bitching about another hoaxer.
MMG
campbell where is your best buddy fitzgayrald
ReplyDeleteI can only assume he's in the middle of butt sex, dead, or banned. None of the 3 would surprise me.
Delete"Stop harassing me! I repeat!"
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ReplyDeleteFrom what I can gather, there are three main types;
1. The Patty type with hair covered faces, longer arms and pointed heads.
2. You have the more homo-sapien faced types with arms in proportion to their bodies (sometimes referred to as the Ancient Race)
3. You then have a type with the perfect mix of the previous two with homo-sapien, native looking features in the face, with longer arms (check out Harvey Pratt’s forensic sketches on Google image search engine for a perfect example of these creatures).
… All are highly evolved and very human like in intelligence, but have the advantage on us as they’ve evolved animalistic sensory attributes.
The red-eyed Sasquatch appear to with the 1st type I listed… Though I understand this is open to debate. It is widely reported that the more native faced Sasquatch have green/grey eyes. For some really far out research findings on eye-shine, check out some JP Smith and Freeman Young on YouTube, whilst they have an excellent book called ‘Communion with Sasquatch’.
Hope that is of some help to you ALL CAPS.
Peace.
..."and this Sir is what I learnt from behind my desk, reading other people's conjecture"
Delete^ Sounds legitimate
DeleteOh God we do have nothing physical of Bigfoots and now this man says there are three subspecies of them
Delete"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
There is a long list of physical evidence that, regardless of your struggles to content with... Isn't ignored by the minority left who aren't driven by negative agendas or fear. That doesn't make that evidence non existent, just because you can't counter it.
Delete"In short, relict hominids were unknown to science because there was no science to know them. Today we have such science.... Our research means a new science and a revolution in science, while the scientific community is made up of ‘normal science’ guys and it is they, as history of science testifies, who reject as long as possible a revolution in science,”
- Dmitri Bayanov November 10, 2013
THANK YOU, JOE!!
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"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
DeleteYou're quite welcome bro.
DeletePeace.
Wow just wow.
DeleteJoe can not even prove that even a single individual of a bigfoot has ever existed and now he is saying there is 3 sub species? Jesus fucking christ what a maroon.
"Never argue with an idiot" etc. etc.
Deleteso says the idiot
DeleteI would like to remind you that out of tens of thousands of eye witness testimony... That are just the tip of the iceberg, much of which are multiple person... It takes one to be legitimate for Bigfoot to be real.
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DeleteSo says the anonymous Joe/MMG
wrong dildo breath
DeleteAlso, you only have to look at the different races on the planet for an example of diversity within the species. It is completely plausible to assume from the different descriptions, that are totally consistent I might add... That there could be the same diversity in wild peoples.
DeletePeace.
What about different turtleholes subspecies? Why nobody ever talks about those?
DeleteHey Joe. As of now I would guess diversity with in the same creature as we see it all over the place with humans, but only an opinion. For me Patty's face looks very human and most really close sightings state the face had such human qualities.
DeleteI had to laugh, but maybe I should not, at the tweet Matt Moneymaker put out that he thinks the Bigfoot is an off shoot of a Siamang. I had never heard of a Siamang so I looked it up of course. Now I respect Matt and what he has done and what the BFRO has done, but he stated in 2012 as being a matter of fact that the Bigfoot is an aborreal ape, and everything I know and so many others is suggesting something else, and far closer to human and probably a human type hominid than an ape.
Chuck
I can't agree more. I think time is running out for the researchers who are clinging on to the bipedal ape theory. Now, that isn't to say that they will crash & burn or that I have no respect for what they have done, as they will still be able to apply their expertise regardless... But I just think that more and more people will click on to the plain and simple fact that we would have found a bipedal ape by now, as more time goes by.
DeleteI do however liken some descriptions of the longer armed Sasquatch to a gibbon during bipedal motion, but it is my opinion that these are still highly evolved humans regardless.
Peace.
You are correct. I repeat. Check your email. :)
DeletePJ will get 3 types of WangAnuses and will damn well like it.
DeleteT-Fats has a pet monkey that pokes him in his ear. RAT A TAT TAT.
ReplyDeleteT-Fats has an imaginary monkey that pokes him in his ear. RAT A TAT TAT.
DeleteTaterhole
ReplyDeleteDamn it Tim!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe original released video is shown first and the unedited unwatermarked one is shown after.
WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO!
It's not a suit, bear or dog. This is the real deal folks.
DeleteActually, he never shows the unedited video and even admits it at the end. Perhaps YOU should watch the whole video.
DeleteFatsano is nothing more than a bigfoot hoaxer. Proven many times over. A filthy fat hoaxer
DeleteTim FatSano is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community
ReplyDeleteyep, tied with rick dyer
DeleteHey Joe and anyone else that cares. You may want to look at this if you have not already.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nature.com/news/mystery-...x-lives-1.14196. If that does not work go to the BFRO blue forums, Whats New and the heading of More Denisovan DNA., as it provides a direct link.
Basically a November article in Nature Journal about a mystery archaic hominid that mated with Denisovans, Neantherdals and Sapiens in the not to distant past.
Could it be the Ketchum mystery breeder? Annunaki intervention? It has the anthropologist scrambling a bit for now.
Best Wishes
Hey Cbuck!
DeleteGlad you came across this, it's excellent stuff!
Peace.
Chuck, when you have two seconds, go to this bog page;
Deletehttp://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/melba-ketchum-tells-dean-cain-shes.html?m=0
... And read what Tzieth has to say particularly about cover-ups; some of the best stuff I have ever read.
Peace.
I meant to talk about this today. I was gone over the weekend and would not have read it if not for you, and I say thanks. Tzieth usually has something neat to say weather you agree or not. He studies these type of things, I not so much.
DeleteI have known about UFO cover ups for over 40 years and know someone that was real close to the Roswell incident as she lived there during it. There is no reason to believe factions are also not involved in a Bigfoot cover up also as there is no benefit to the economic ( instead a huge downside ) power houses than run the show over here, be them corporate, gov't, banking, and political. After all we are not talking about a spotted owl or snail darter, but something in all the greater wooded areas of NA, which is damn near every where. You can throw a dart which ever direction you want too and something is going to stick.
It is not in scientific academia interest either, but more so only to be proven to be the near sighted fools they have been, but that will always be the case.
I like Tzieth's number two option, but for me I vote for all the above.
Interesting Indeed
Your friend
Chuck
Great stuff Chuck!
DeleteFor me its pretty obvious what's going on. The UFO field and the Sasquatch field have been very much divided in recent times, but when you really step back and look at the two subjected, the similarities are quite incredible.
Thanks Chuck, and Tzieth... I know you're not my biggest fan but thank you as well.
Heh Joe; In my research I have found the link between bigfoot and ufo's may be related. When I seen that grand creature I also seen a ufo, can't remember the time frame between the two. One way or another the two are related. As years later when I actually realized what I seen (BF) it had been spotted by others I had another sighting of I think was the same type of ufo. At that time I thought that the black triangles were mainly spotted in the england areas only, I guess I was wrong. In total I have witnessed this huge triangle vessel 3 times in a span of maybe 25 years. Regarding the sasquatch I have seen it once; but, have experianced its' aura?, more then I can remember. Have heard massive amounts of sittings and two of them stated they had green eyes. Good luck in your research, Tzieth, Chuck and Joe and the rest of the little people.
DeleteWow, great comment!
DeleteHappy Christmas bro.
Little people? lol xx
DeleteThanks Joe, By the way am I right or wrong regarding type of crafts mostly sited in the england area. As here on V. Island most sitings I have heard of are differant sized orbs, one sited here hit the lake like a meteor with a bang and shake; yet, there was not any movement on the lake. By the way black cat Eva I usually call humans little pink monkeys as a lot of so called experts call bigfoots apes to which they are not.My three cats say hello to yours.
DeleteTo Anon11:26 and I presume same at 2:09. From one of the little people, myself Chuck.
DeleteLove to hear about your triangle craft sightings. I had always thought these might possibly be military but 25 years ago, I do not know. You know the Governor of Arizona, Fife Symington saw one, it was huge, larger than an aircraft carrier and flying low making no noise in 1997 during the famous Phoenix light sightings.
I also know that sometimes Bigfoots are associated with Ufo in an area, but only a very small percentage of cases. I think any Ufo relation to Bigfoot is the same as it is towards humans, that being we are both being f----- with by these bastards.
Anyway if you read this tell me, us, about the craft sightings even if tomorrow. I have had my share of dealings with these in the past.
Chuck
Back to you Chuck, 1st siting was 1976 or 77. Clear sky why playing baseball one big cloud in sky and 3 bright lights in triangle formation. 2nd siting 1980 friend comes running through door saying there is a ufo outside, 4 of us follow him out and first thing I notice no noises from regular traffic, city noises. Looking to our left this massive black triangle is floating or moving what looks too slow for it to stay in the air. All we could hear is a slight high pitch hum. It travelled right in front of us as we watched it, its' tone never changed even when it travelled to our left. 3 of the guys were a bit freaked and re-entered the house. My brother was about to go into when it was about a half block away when I told him , " Lets just think come back", we did and to my surprise the tone changed like it was slowing down; eventhough it wasn't going fast at all. He darted into the house with me following. 3rd siting I think it was mid to late 80's, was riding a bike to visit friend along sea wall, I got to a point were there was no lights and the view of the stars was the best I have seen in the city. Stars every where when all of a sudden there was this massive black triangle shape void of stars. Out loud I swore what the fk is that to myself, all of a sudden it is gone. It sure didn't take me long to get to my friendw's place. Told my friend and all he could say is tell no one or the men in black will come and visit. No such luck as that never happened at least that I remember: but, that is another subject. Will check back tommorow if you have any questions.
DeleteChuck and rest, have clarifie line 13 of above, it is suppose to read " to our right. Not to our left. Sorry.
DeleteChuck and or Joe; guess you guys aren't intrested in the similarities of the two; sasquatch and some ufo's. Guess that is why researchers are so tight lipped. Where as people who have experianced much of this phenomina are sometimes willing to express their experiance(s). Guess none of you here are man or woman enough to get to the real root of the cover up. I guess silence is golden, so just go and pick up THE CAT and hide in your square box.
DeleteTGBF lost credibility? Fasano never had any. The guy would do anything for attention. What a big sore-loser douchebag Is Fasano. STFU. TGBF has the goods and Fasano is just pissed people are paying attention to TGBF instead of little Timmy F. Look at me look at me! Mommy loves TGBF more than she loves ME.....waaaaa.
ReplyDeleteStep away from your computer and put the crack pipe down.
DeleteTim Fasano is a pathetic washed up has been bigfoot hoaxer. Always was, always will be
DeleteThat why Fasano is telling TGBF not to lose credibility, cause Fasano knows he has none and knows how hard it is to be accepted
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That why Fasano is telling TGBF not to lose credibility, cause Fasano knows he has none and knows how hard it is to be accepted
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The unedited footage is on later in the whole video, right? I agree that it was put together in a confusing way, but I believe it's all there, FWIW.
ReplyDeleteIf you bothered to watch the end of the video you would hear Jimbo admit that it's NOT the unedited video, and that he feels there's no reason to show it. In other words, he's full of Sasquatch poop.
DeleteDidn't bother. Thanks.
DeleteThis man is the soul of pathos.
ReplyDeleteSoul of Pathos--good name for a band.
DeleteYea! TImmy's back! Hey, where's my donut...
ReplyDeleteIs that what you're calling your taterhole now?
DeleteNo, the I know when the bastard is around because he always takes the last donut.
DeleteYep hes back, that disgrace known as Shawn Evidence has to have some hoaxer to promote so he can drawl in views for his bigfoot website, lol. What a waste, we all should blame Shawn and not Fatsano. Fatsano is a known hoaxer, its Shawn who promotes him. Go back to your homeland Shawn, we dont want you here
DeleteSup Leon.
Deleteif you dont like shawn why do you give his site traffic?
DeleteThere once was a Footer named Tim
ReplyDeleteWho videotaped every whim,
His complexion so waxy
It shone from his taxi.
A shower might help even him.
Who?? In their right mind would listen to a babbling idiot like T-FATS..When this fat slob moves into a flea bag motel. The junkies and hookers move out
ReplyDeleteHe might be a babbling idiot but he's 100% correct about Timberhoax.
DeleteYa!
DeleteDont forget him being the 2nd most infamous hoaxer in the bigfoot world
DeleteJunkies and hookers are the most credible voices in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteHas anybody watched the unedited footage? What do you think? Haven't seen much comment on it.
ReplyDeleteEat shit and die.
ReplyDeleteTim (the movie star) Fasano, must be on hiatus and between "shoots". He isn't shaving or combing his hair again, and back to shooting selfie videos from the front seat of his cab.
ReplyDeleteJohn w jones it's the Canadian guy! U were asking about the wolves u should be able to go out we're u think they r at night with couple friends it doesn't matter and just start howling that should get u a response to locate them and might or should bring them in to see u !!! We do it when we're out moose hunting just for fun and a lot of the time u will see there tracks in the morning were u we're howling! We got some huge timber wolves here there amazing animals and fun to watch, sometimes we chase them a cross lakes on snow machines and get within inches of them but not for to long cause it stresses them out. Also if u got r wolves there u should be able to leave the carcass of say a deer at night there and then howl for a bit and they will come to eat! That would work here were I live 9 out of ten times garentee ! I don't no we're u live or your land so I'm kind of in the dark but hope this helps u out have fun and there not some crazy dangerous animal there scared of us like everything else!! Have a good day John w jones !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf U go into da deep woods, dont forget to poop next to a tree to mark where U have been : ) for U safety ........
ReplyDeletewatchin out for tham thar 3 toed critters – tham beez skoocooms critters eatin U right-up fer shure gotz to shootin them ritely proper like.
ReplyDeleteBatin fer shure , jist poop on a tree real quik lackd, and use lots of bacon fer batin bigfoots
ReplyDeleteso TF has doubts about TGB's video of TBR, hmmmm
ReplyDeleteROTFL
If you guys really want to know about bigfoot, i suggest you study Donald Marshall and The Vrill
ReplyDeleteArt bell tell U where the bigfoots are buried in TX! he got a map from Bugs and knows where the bigfoots were buried
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Deletejust look for the big W just outside of Waco and you'll find bugs because bugs knows where they are buried. Yeah he said to to art bell once on radio. I listen very good on my radio and one day I go with shovel and dig up dead bigfoot because bugs said so
Bugs lives in the Texas Pan handle, probably closer to Amarillo.
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Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone. Everything that I've got is just what I've got on...
Deleteifn thar bigfeet buried in TX, dig tham thar critters up fer shure....
DeleteI know bugs. He told me the story. One day he was in the woods and some bigfoot was stalking him. At the same time some bald headed hunter was also stalking bugs and when he took a shot at bugs he shot the bigfoot instead. He had been hunting bugs for years without success but now he had accidentally killed a bigfoot so he decided to bury it. Bugs saw Elmer burying the bigfoot from the forest and wrote down on a map where the bigfoot is really buried.
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well maybe Tim( t-fats,fatsotampa,flafatass) fatsono should hook up with mranusnwang and his sidekick everybodysbrowneye for a total dump on tgbf see it now all 3 in his cab got cher blastin on the radio spliting a 40 of steel reserve and sharing a burrito...it could be called live from the fatmobile starring the brokeback trio
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