The Comments Posted On Sasquatch Ontario's New Evidence Video Is Hilarious


Sasquatch Ontario just released a brand new video with brand new evidence. For those who take Sasquatch Ontario's evidence as solid proof, there is no denying that this is one of the hottest Bigfoot habituation sites in the world. The Bigfoots here are capable of weaving, singing, and calling out people's names. Those who think it's all fake are just as hilarious. These are their comments posted in the comments section:

MrAnguswangus: No big deal. Last week I got bigfoot to count to 30 and we did some fraction reducing too.

Jane Doe: Well big deal.  My Sasquatch friend can do calculus, differential equations, linear algebra and number theory.  Oh, on top of that he can de-materialize and walk in another dimension. ;)

TheTrueRae Smile: This is remarkable... Awesome. Every exciting WOW word I can think of. Gave me goosebumps of being thrilled...almost an ahha moment. I have always thought they are multidimensional beings that mean humans no harm. I am so happy I found this. Thank you and I am looking forward to more shares of "Nephatia" (spelling?) .

MisterThomasPAINE: I taught a sasquatch how to write all my college reports, essays, and term papers for me. It also picks up my son up from school, does my shopping, pays my bills, washes my truck and changes my oil. It evens baits my hook when I go fishing, so I don't have to get my fingers all shrimpey.

joel vega: check out the light that seems to be outside the tent right above the plastic bag on the left side of the tent between the screen window and the blue material. could be eye shine, it happens in synch with the orb taking off!! so you have to watch above the plastic bag instead of at the orb that shoots up out of the sleeping bag!! left side instead of right side-awesome stuff!! 



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    1. You can tell by the size of the rock and it's trajectory whether bigfeets are being aggressive or just joshin you. Either way you're better off disrobing and assuming the position.

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    2. ..Speaking of sodomizing, that is what Sasquatch Ontario just did to all the under-critical people in the community who defended him...Before the retarded "Miiike" recording( and even after!) there were people who thought he might of had something..duhhhhh..Score one for Alex Midnight Walker...

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    3. I took a 2 month break and I see the moron looney toons is still on here non-stop !

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    4. I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!! I JUST CAUGHT MY FEMALE COUSIN SNIFFING MY BOXER BRIEF OUT OF THE HAMPER!!!

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    5. 5:38..Why did you stay away for 2 months? Were you pissed off or simply too busy?

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    6. Next words you should teach him are Anal beads.......you might actually get the money shot!!!!

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    7. Is your cousin hot? Go for it dude. We won't tell.

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  2. sasfooty found a turd in her garden, its a done deal, bigfoot is proven, game set and match

    -Mulder

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    1. ..lol..Nice splice of two of the most absurd things on that forum..Sasfootys steaming turd and Mulder's transparently desperate hyberbole...

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    2. Is this dude working with autistic or Mentally challenged kids. Do they know he is secretly taping them?

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  3. My bigfoot participates in round table discussions on The Federalist Papers and other early American works.

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  4. Can't say that I do or don't believe them, but they're wasting their time with the stupid tree weaving and what not. Nobody cares, and a lot of that stuff can be explained away too easily for it to be counted as evidence.

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    1. are you saying bigfoot don't exist?????????????????

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    2. I think bigfoots are out there. But after watching this video, I really think that idiots like this sasquatch ontario guy should just stop, it's making a joke out of bigfooting.

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    3. This site here and Ro falls right into that category as well, you idiots are just too stupid to figure it out. This site is the same as Ontario's site. One creates it the other survives from it because it does not produce anything.

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  5. AK 47 w/scope be a good huntin rifle – for critters, U be right follow up shots required – 30 round mag w/154SP rounds will take care of it no problem.

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    1. REALITY CHECK:

      No amount of fire power will kill an imaginary creature.

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    2. ^^^^^ wronging Bozo

      His gun is also imaginary so it will work for him

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  6. next. set 'em and shoot 'em down. I'll let you know when you have real proof. for the next post i'll go out on a limb and say its fake. also put me down as a firsty on the next blog. i got dibs on that.

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  7. bacon + bullets + rifle + scope = bigfoot.......

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  8. The lights were on, but i couldn't see him!

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    1. He was standing on the owner's deck but couldn't see him (hint: the owner is playing a longform prank on this looneytune)

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  9. This is one sick fuck! I never thought anybody could be lower than Dyer or Biscardi, but this guy needs more mental help than Dr. Johnson!

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    1. Habituators are a 'special' breed. You know those classic fantasy novels for children where a lonely kid finds a special magical friend that only they can see, and which will be their friend forever and ever and which knows that they're special and good and smart and clever when no one else would believe in them? (A talking dragon who takes them on exciting adventures, a magical flying horse, a singing sword, etc etc etc..) Habituators believe they're in one of those stories.
      It's probably a documented type of schizophrenia if someone wanted to read up on it.

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    1. Does any of your poop ever not meet you're exacting specifications and have to be rejected? If so do you get a little choked up and misty eyed about it?

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    2. I think he actually keeps it in a graduated cylinder, rather than a regular jar. You know, for measuring purposes and such

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    3. I only crap the top shelf stuff.

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    4. Hi, again Mr. President! I told you how I missed the opening and the poop slid down the side of the jar..I left it there and my wife stepped in it..haha..Remember?
      Anyway, I tried again and it landed sideways on the rim and broke in half.."I keep half my poop in a jar"..haha

      I'll keep at it, sir..You are a true inspiration...

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  11. You're all still a bunch of damn frootcakes!

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  12. If this guy cant tell this is a human making those vocals there is something wrong with him, I believe its the cottage owner doing the voices, so maybe Sasquatch Ontario believes its coming from a real creature. But anyone listening to this should be able to tell its fake as all get out. wow unbelievable to put out such trash and say its a real bigfoot..

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    1. He is no victim, he is a hoaxer...He has a lot of "evidence", and though I think you are a good guy for trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, the large quantity of crap makes it impossible to say he is misinterpreting a few things or was hoaxed once or twice...

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  13. If this guy cant tell this is a human making those vocals there is something wrong with him, I believe its the cottage owner doing the voices, so maybe Sasquatch Ontario believes its coming from a real creature. But anyone listening to this should be able to tell its fake as all get out. wow unbelievable to put out such trash and say its a real bigfoot..

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  14. On the show Futurescape with James Woods, there was an episode about the possible future technology to transfer the humans biological brain into a robotic body and brain. So um er how do robots have sex? Since they don't need to eat would there even be the need for a taterhole? Do you think they would put one in anyways with fake mud and the whole works just so we could still have a shred of humanity left in us?

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  15. I'm simply too shocked for words! I truly hope this is legit cause' it would be a shame to have a pocket recorder shoved up your ass for nothing....

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  16. I'm simply too shocked for words! I truly hope this is legit cause' it would be a shame to have a pocket recorder shoved up your ass for nothing....

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  17. Sounds like a homeless guy in Portland.

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  18. The Other Guy That Wasted 25 YearsFriday, December 13, 2013 at 4:20:00 PM PST

    I'VE BEEN MAKING UP EXCUSES FOR NO BIGFOOT FOR 25 YEARS

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  19. So Bigfoots draw people as stick figures, like children do? Even when shown a sample that's not one? Uh huh.

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    1. Me and all of the lovely naked women I've just drawn agree.

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  20. My bigfoot buddy helped me save my friends who were held captive on board a pirate ship in a secret cave by a family of criminals.

    HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!

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  21. Whoa whoa whoa! At the 5:33 mark it sounds like it is saying " your mothers a goddamn cunt"!!!!!!

    Seriously! Check it out!

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    1. Not sure about the last word, but I did hear a GD in there!

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    2. Maybe I have issues from living in my moms basement for so long?

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    3. Fozzie, are u REALLY Travis?!

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    4. Sadly, that that is pretty close to what it actually sounds like. SO is either giving the middle finger to his listeners, or whoever is tricking him is doing the same to him.

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  22. I looked at those comments. It seems that the reason we have no photos of this fellow is that he "goes invisible." So he's near but can't be seen. GMAFB.

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  23. That's just TimberGiant making those sounds. And Mike was wearing his fuzzy red robe in the "Giant Revealed" video.

    Well they're both full of shit so it doesn't matter. Ontario is now "Hoax Central".

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  24. Mulder's transparently desperate hyberbole is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.

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  25. "Who did the drawings? I know one of them did the right side but I really like the rendition of the Sasquatch. When you see these trackways,do they just appear or is there a line of them coming from the woods? Do you hear them running around? I had headphones on listening to Nephatia talk to you.The power and difficulty trying to mimic that voice is telling me this is real.This is no hoax!! Then when you throw in the orb factor, I'm left speechless! "

    Scott L.
    LMAO!!!!!!!!

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    1. Even though you claimed to have been left speechless, that did not seem to slow you up any in posting. Apparently, you are either a hoaxer in claiming to have been left speechless, or your fingers are smarter than your brain. Just sayin.

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    2. He's using SARCASM.Say it with me,SARCASM!

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  26. "Many are from an offshoot branch(miss-classified) of Highly Evolved and Advanced Universal Beings...whom are 100% Benevolent and Telepathic...who "Do" know what your thinking, weather anyone wants to believe it or not...the true information is out there, if one truly takes the time to research "Deeply" into the true purpose and existence of these beautifully Benevolent and Peaceful Universal Beings, whom have earned the right to be "Left Alone", to live simple, protected and peaceful Life's w.their Families, on this Beautiful Jewel of a Planet, called Earth...!!!
    There are various Terrestrial & Universal(non-terrestrial) families of these Beings...some are( Highly Evolved&Advanced)Non-terrestrials...and others are of a localized Lower evolved (Terrestrial-from Earth)...just like Humanoid Beings from Earth and the Universe...they might look the same but...Evolutionarily..."Are Not"...
    (Please No Attacks!) this is my research which i am simply sharing to those whom are interested and seeking my perception of researched facts!)
    Peace and Blessings to all~**"

    Joe???????

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    1. These are your conclusions, not your research...Your research is what led you to them..So, did you see strange things or study sighting reports or something like that?

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    2. I sure don't mean to be disrespectful, but what the fuck kind of drugs are you on? Where can I get some? Again, no disrespect intended.

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  27. Don't forget they shape shift. There was that one nutball that claimed one shape shifted into a finch right before his very eyes. Why he didn't snatch that finch up at that moment makes me wonder. Oh yeah, he was a nutball.

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    1. Nutball?You must be talking about Danny Boy.

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  28. What happened to all the posts about midgets?

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  29. Dr. Johnson hangs with the quiet Bigfeet while Sasquatch Ontario parties with a bunch of loudmouths.

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  30. The amazing thing about Sasquatch Ontario's post today has nothing to do with his latest video. It's this story being told by a redneck hunter tell HIS story. This is amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?
    v=uYPMU5wEcvw&feature=share&list=FL5moxE_klCTfodkC_F7Fu8Q

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  31. This kind of habituation with youtube updates, could not likely happen in the U.S. due to thousands of unconvicted criminals being handed all of the latest cellphone listening and locating technology, that the U.S. Government has access to. They would be following this guys cellphone or the onstar capability built-into his drivetrain control module, then locate his research area, and finally do whatever needs to be done to destroy it. That is how modern civilization works today. If either you, your wife or your children cannot deal with it due to the sheltered life that they have been brought up in, then destroy it so that the aforementioned do not have to deal with it.

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  32. this is retarded
    is thisguymentalyill. there are o physical pics/films of a apeman 30ft away,just human sounding noises
    I don't think shawn is doing thisnguy any favours by giving him a platform likeths

    this guy could end up hurting himself by doing something really dumb
    then again he may be at his house and perfectly safe. if he out in some remote area I find this alarming

    1 piece of film is needed. since there is noting remotely like that we can safely conclude this guy has a wooden foot and a friend with a deep voice who can do base notes well

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    1. Give him time. He will have you babbling like a complet idjut, with his future evidence that will likely get more and more compelling. You might like to just throw away your computer right now, and save yourself the trauma of having to experience the viewing of that evidence.

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  33. DUDE - some weird shit going on here!

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  34. Apparently, “there are two races which use the second-density form. One is the entities from the planetary sphere you call “Maldek”. These entities are working their understanding complexes through a series of what you would call “karmic restitutions”. They dwell within your deeper underground passageways and are known to you as “Bigfoot” - The Law of One;
    http://www.focusonrecovery.net/mattersoffaith/Bigfoot.html

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  35. Are you fukin serious. Haha that is priceless I stopped at 5:50 couldn't take it anymore. Im from Ontario and the timberfool and this is a joke. We got them but they are up north where there is no people.

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