Squatchin' With Dr. Johnson: Bigfoot Vocal in SOHA (November 17, 2013)
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.This Bigfoot vocal ("New-Ya ...... Con-Tay") was recorded on the morning of November 17, 2013 while Dr Matthew A Johnson, Michael Beers, and Gunnar Monson were walking toward the "Gifting Bowls" in the Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA).
Patterson fooled me
ReplyDeleteMMG
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
DeleteTherefore I thank you kind sir.
Nice first.
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For Christ sakes, REALLY.... Now all we get is noises made up by someone because they know they can't pass off the blob photos anymore. Also, why does the editor have to "note" this guy says he and his family had a sighting, for everything they post about this douch.
DeleteHaven't been back to this site for a long ass time and its still full of the same douch bags trying to make something out of nothing.
And stay out
DeleteI like the new MMG. Quick and honest.
ReplyDeleteYou don't fool anyone Dr. Moobs McJohnny.
I preferred the old Dan. Spiky but predictable.
DeleteThe new Dan who constantly whines and asks Big Ginger for assistance is lame and weak.
Man up boy.
MMG
That might sting if it came from anyone else but MMG.
DeleteDon't hate me for using the rule book.
I don't hate anyone Dan.
DeleteThe Rulebook will deal with racism and homophobia but if you are asking for protection for tards and trolls then this issue is easily resolved.
GTFO.
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Butthurt MMG ^
DeleteThanks for the first my friend.
DeleteThe ultimate selfless act.
MMG
Big Ginger has left the building guys. Take note and find someone else to use as the poster child of civility
DeleteScience examines evidence, correct? I think we can all agree that that is the primary role or task of science. Science examines evidence and reports the findings. These can either support or falsify an hypothesis. People bring alleged Bigfoot evidence to science for examination and each and every time the analysis does not support the claim. That is an objective analysis. Anecdotes cannot be objectively verified or repeated. As such, they have no role to play in the scientific process of examining evidence. They may serve as an indicator if one is inclined to believe them and follow-up on them looking for physical evidence to support the original anecdote. But since anecdotes are tales told by human beings they are subject to all sorts of factors that can question the veracity of the tale. All human beings are subject to the same problems of perception. These are well documented elsewhere. People believe that they see things that are not there often. People do, also, lie about things. All of these are true and are simple, objective facts. To think it does not apply to Bigfoot witness stories is to think that Bigfoot witnesses are not subject to the same foibles as the rest of humanity. Since it cannot be proven whether or not a witness is lying, mistaken, or hallucinating this makes anecdotes the poorest form of evidence for proving the existence of anything. What is needed is hard evidence. Evidence that can be objectively examined and confirmed.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what more you expect from science DWA. You constantly condemn scientists for not getting involved with Bigfoot while at the same time mocking them as a whole and calling them incompetent. So which is it? How can your beloved cryptid be kept at bay by a bunch of incompetent, company line toting scientists? You seem to be arguing that if only they would abandon their labs and white coats and start combing the woods looking for Bigfoot evidence that something significant would be accomplished. That notion seems rather unrealistic to me. There are plenty of amateurs out there looking for Bigfoot. They have recently provided the best of their evidence to date and science examined it and found it to be something other than an undocumented primate. This has happened other times in the past and will, no doubt, continue to happen in the future. But you think an expedition of bumbling, status-quo scientists is what is needed? What is needed is for someone to come up with some actual, bona-fide, verifiable evidence for Bigfoot. No more of this emphasis on anecdotes, no more dog hair or bear hair, or hoaxes, or mistaken tracks, etc, etc, etc. It is time for Bigfoot to be more than a campfire tale and a collection of circumstantial evidence. Real creatures leave evidence behind. Real creatures leave hair,scat, bodies, fossils, etc. Anecdotes do not. And not surprisingly we have plenty of anecdotes and not one single piece of verifiable Bigfoot evidence anywhere.
I'm no BFF member but I bet that made DWA go ballistic.
Deletehow DARE you...
DeleteAre you insinuating the moutain of evidence and all the sightings are mistaken?
Better do your homework again son, cause the two scientists I pay attention to agree with me and the evidence.
Are you suggesting my evidence is wrong? That's weak sauce.
^^^
DeleteYes its all wrong and so are you.
That's it in a nutshell numbnuts.
The proof is the proof and when you have the good proof its proven.
DeleteThis is me in a nutshell..
DeleteThis is a bloody big nutshell!
How did I get into this bloody big nutshell!
Nobody knows if bigfoot exists but everybody knows that DWA is out of his fucking mind.
Deletenot funny Daniel
Delete@anon 6:13
DeleteUmm, I'm rubber and you're glue
None of the evidence points to you.
See how this works? I take out my minimum wage frustrations and micropenisism on you and you love it.
Floor bigfoot likes upskirts.
DeleteDWA is my favorite skeptic.
DeleteGood to see that Bill and he are upsetting critical thinkers everywhere.
MMG
If science would just do it's job and drop everything to indulge in my paranoid fantasies then we would be cool.
DeleteBut science wont do it's job. Which is to prove monkeymen roam the woods. That is ALL science is supposed to do.
Science.
This so called Dr. is a QUACK
ReplyDeleteThat's cruel. He has a head injury and is special.
DeleteHe's one of god's children now.
Does he wear a head protector?
DeleteOnly when he goes in the woods.
DeleteHe would wear his protector but the chin strap broke when he was trying to replace a full drool cup. Damn open mouth breathing droolers
DeleteHe wears a gifting bowl on his head
DeleteTeam Ass Pounding's latest vocal was heard as Matthew Johnson, Michael Beers, and Gunnar Monson were taking huge bong hits off the gifting bowls. As usual the late night was perpetuated with plenty of peanut butter, bleeding rectal cavities, and man batter dripping from the trees. All in a night's work for Team Ass Pound at the Swollen Orifice Humping Area (SOHA).
ReplyDeleteTo be clear, Matthew Johnson is the footer with the permanent head injury.
DeleteNow both ends are hurting.
DeleteRound these parts, rectal cavities are called taterholes, mister.
DeleteAnd you know that's right.Cause I know my taterholes.
DeleteYou don't have to get pushy about it.
DeleteBIGFOOTERY IS THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS OF SCIENCE
ReplyDeleteHell, even I think I got smoked.
DeleteMMG
That's par for your course mmg.
DeleteHey, MSG...go taint some chinese food.
DeleteClive you crack me up with your hilarious asides.
DeleteJust need Dan to pop up and tell you funny you are.
Tragically lame.
MMG
Well I am not Dan but Clive is pretty funny.
DeleteI am Dan. Clive is funny.
DeleteSup dan?
DeleteDid you hear it ? Did you hear it? NO? LOL more crap from the Dr. of bad bigfooting, why even post this crap!!!very sad!!!
ReplyDelete'Betting NO is placing a bet the evidence tells one is wrong.'
ReplyDelete-DWA
I am constantly amazed that the footers haven't run this guy off.
His embarrassing posts and signature 'bigfoot smells a fart' sig pic are a like a KICK ME sign on the back of all footers.
He could almost become the Ignatius Reilly of Bigfootery, if he weren't so instantly dislikable to believers, skeptics and small animals.
A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chip crumbs. In the shadow under the green visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly’s supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D.H. Holmes department store, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress. Several of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be properly considered offenses against taste and decency. Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person’s lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one’s soul.
DeleteHoly fucker balls.
DeleteBiology is not poker.
DeleteThis guy is crazy.
No crazier than EminemG.
DeleteComedy gold right there peoples.
DeleteKeep em coming Clive. :o)
MMG
FUCK YOU MMG YOU ASSHOLE
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DeleteMMG
so it seems we have Drs, Revs and Phds visiting this blog it
ReplyDeleteseems..
what happened to the air of respectability with mccheese, poop guy or tator...
o the humanity...
I pray nothing bad has fallen upon The Mayor. We have not heard from him for far too long now. I hope he was not killed in a robbery gone bad by the hamburgler.
DeleteThat recording kind of takes your breath away. I guess we can all go home now since Bigfoot is proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Or we can upgrade our equipment and stop kidding ourselves with these pathetic recordings. Which are nothing compared to Sasquatch Ontario's stuff. Nothing ! It does not looke like SOHA will be catching up with SO in our lifetimes.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Did anyone really hear New-Ya ..Con-Tay?
ReplyDeleteIf Sasquatch Ontario is a hoax at least its entertaining, this isn't even worth mentioning. Squatchers are scrutinized enough without this kind of piss poor so-called evidence.
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I thought It sounded like bottles rolling around in a potting shed.
DeleteScore 3.2
DeleteMediocre at best.
MMG
At least the Dr did not say that the perpetrator was calling out his name, this time.
DeleteLOL ,, Good one Clive squashy, (it was sorta obvious) ,,Milk Toiletbowelson at your service :)..
DeleteI keep nothing in my taterhole and like it !
ReplyDeleteScore 4.2
DeleteLame but contained the T word so an extra point awarded.
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If you read 7:59's post backwards...there's real meaning in it.
ReplyDeleteScore 2.9
DeleteMust do better Clive. Try not to type the first thing that comes into your head.
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Butthurt MMG ^
Deletelol no doubt. You can tell by how mean he has gotten the doubt is creeping into his mind. He is just venting his anger at himself and his frustration at the people who opened his eyes, It can be very difficult for anyone to question their religion. Moreso if they conclude it is all a lie.
DeleteAlas the reality is so much simpler my friend.
DeleteWhen folks take the time to attack strangers on the internet they may well find that that 'stranger' bites back.
MMG
LOL^
DeleteNipping heels at best.
While you whimper about, we all laugh.
When you laugh, we to are still laughing at your delusions.
I hear crazy people.....
ReplyDeleteYou ARE crazy people Randy.
DeleteMMG
Winter solstice! I will de-flower a virgin for my Emperor!
ReplyDeleteEditor’s Note:Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Looney Toon world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" erection with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing erection, he went to the public and described one of the most intense erections ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Erectile dysfunction USA.
ReplyDeleteThis Ejaculation ("New-Ya ...... Con-Tay", I like to say that when I ejaculate) was recorded on the morning of November 17, 2013 while Dr Matthew A Johnson, Michael Beers, and Gunnar Monson were group masturbating deep in their "Gifting Bowls" in the Southern Oregon Masturbation Area (SOMA)
True story.
DeleteLMAO 6:17
ReplyDeleteTWO WORDS:
ReplyDeleteANCIENT MOTHERFUCKIN' NIGGERS
AKs are bad to the bone. Can take down hogs with no worries. Hogs don’t know what hit them. ! Bigfoot look out!
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