Matt Hausmann's The Bigfoot Hunters Official Teaser Trailer Is Out!


We don't care what anyone says, after following Matt Hausmann's Kickstarter campaign and Facebook page since February, we just know Matt's going to make a great film. Matt's new film, The Bigfoot Hunters, looks like it's finally becoming a reality. Though there's not much being revealed in this first trailer, but we're just happy that the film is being made. According to Matt, "THE BIGFOOT HUNTERS is a hilarious short comedy about a self-help group of people riddled by Bigfoot encounters. They must bond together and put their differences aside when threatened by a Bigfoot attack that overtakes the government leaving the self-help group the last line of defense and America's only hope." Watch below:



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    1. Very nice. People do not understand just how hard that is to achieve.

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    2. Not to hard, when you have no life, and sleep with a computer, in your Mommy's basement!

      First, means the first ASSHOLE to comment here, followed by all the loser idiots!

      Have a fucked up FIRST Christmas!

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  2. What's more likely?

    1. A custom suit was made that was probably not amazing when looking at it in person but on a fuzzy grainy film looks ok.

    2. Patterson, a known huckster who had already been involved in various bigfoot money making schemes, who told fantastical stories such as a 9 foot bigfoot lifting up his truck, rented a camera in order to film a bigfoot, travelled to bluff creek and happened to come accross a bigfoot, film it, first try, get the creature in the frame, get the film processed in 2 days over the weekend via airmail, and the filmed creature looked exactly like the female bigfoot he drew in his previously released book, and the creature displayed many characteristics of a man in a suit, and the suit wearer has come forward, and many contradictions in the stories by both bob g and roger and royalities still be earned by the family and nothing even remotely similar has ever been filmed or verified since.

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    1. Wasn't this taken apart on the previous thread? Thought so...

      Next?

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    2. 1. You don't know, what the fuck your talking about!
      2. Bob G was not a liar!
      3. Bob H. WAS A LIAR!

      I grew up with them, and know for a fact, that their story is true! So don't comment on this, if you weren't there.

      Mr. Hal Sheldon

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    3. Hello sir. Care to share some things with us?

      Peace.

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    4. ^^ would believe in everything

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    5. I was there and yes it was a hoax. We all had a good laugh about it over a beer or two.

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    6. You were there? Prove it! How many horses did Patterson own? How many did Bob own?
      What color was his house?
      "If" you were there, who are you? You have to know me!

      Mr. Hal Sheldon

      I'm sick and tired of all these people, who say that they knew what was going on! You don't know shit!

      Hint: Study the tape, study only the horses, their reacting to the sudden appearance of a Big foot. If it were Bob H. they would of known him, and not reacted, the way they did! Idiots!

      Like I said, You don't know shit!
      I'm 90 years old, with health problems. I may not live to much longer. I've already wrote a letter, about the whole incident, and will stand by it (Along with Bob G.) till my last breath!

      Fuck you all, fuck you all to hell!

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    7. ^^ sounds legit, surely he is telling the truth

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    8. Bob H is a liar, he's been caught out lying and the fact that denialists use this liar as one of their sources of reference is typical.

      These people use a hearsay, lies... Rumors, bent truths, anything except bring us a suit.

      They maintain that we provide a Bigfoot, yet can't side step the biggest obstacle they have; the PGF. Out of all of the eye witness accounts of these creatures, it takes one to be legitimate for Bigfoot to be real. Same with the footage and in PGF; you have one of the greatest moments in history captured.

      Peace.

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    9. I hope I'm still commenting here when I'm 90.

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    10. 9:02, in two days they got lucky? Patterson had been on several expeditions in Oregon and Washington before the Bluff Creek filming. He explored around Mt St Helens and other places before the Bluff Creek expedition.

      Patterson and Gimlin drove in as far as they could, then continued on with pack animals, something rarely done today. He intentionally went to a hot spot of sightings and footprints, prepared, with pack animals.

      Yes of course Mr Sheldon's point about the horses reacting to the individual, is a slam-dunk and a handy skeptard crusher that the horses wouldn't have flipped out at Bob Hilarious doing a hairy twerk dance.

      The skeptards' arguments are very weak, forever changing, and frankly unhinged, as are their proponents.

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    11. An interesting and recent account here, with witness sketches:

      http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=42448

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    12. ^^ Butthurt MMG that now signs himself putting the title of his comment in the name box.

      People that cannot use PC are the most credible voices in the Bigfoot community

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    13. ^ Paranoid people with nothing else to offer are the most credible voices in the Skeptard community.

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    14. Oh the Atheistic Hysteria of 10 48 Pity the FoolWednesday, December 18, 2013 at 10:57:00 AM PST

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      10:48 #tooneyfool approved hoaxer on 24/7 diaper duty living the TAM delusion, taking it vigorously in the bottom from the TAM leader while writing semi-literate fantasy 'comment' on blog.

      Thanks for bringing semi-literacy to the mainstream.

      Maybe your comment will encourage other semi-literates to brave the waters and try their hands at their own idiotic comments.

      Meanwhile, your enormous God damned tin foil hat is slipping off your head. Computer time must be about over now at the institute, what?

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    15. ^^ Lacking Bigfoot bones, but got plenty of words

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    16. HYPER RECTUM RAVAGED SKEPTARD AT 11 00Wednesday, December 18, 2013 at 11:06:00 AM PST

      ^^^^Hyper rectum-ravaged skeptard at 11:00.

      No, not a footer thank you, and my buttocks do not hurt today, thanks very much. Thank you for your deep concern about my buttocks.

      100% wrong again.

      What a track record.

      You'd think that a 100% failure rate would cause a skeptard to change tactics.

      But that's why they are skeptards.

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    17. ^^ No bones to study, plenty of words

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    18. Mr Sheldon. I too have very little time so ill be brief. I believe you. I'm writing a letter too. To Dan Campbell. It too is brief. Only two words. Rhymes with Duck Cough. :)

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    19. Jeez I've never been so prolific on here.

      The creepy 'Butthurt MMG' is determined to credit me with virtually every post.

      If only I had the time and if only he knew how stupid he looks.

      Only MMG labelled posts are MMG.

      If I got something to say I'll say it under my sig.

      MMG

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    20. JoeFitz is a liar, he's been caught out lying and the fact that denialists use this liar as one of their sources of reference is typical.

      Footers use hearsay, lies... Rumors, bent truths, anything except bring us a bigfoot.

      They maintain that we provide a suit, yet can't side step the biggest obstacle they have; the Lack of biological evidence. Out of all of the eye witness accounts of these creatures, we still don't have a single viable hair, turd, body, or bone.

      Peace.

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  3. Above has no clue in what he is talking about!!! I guess they let the mental patients use computers these days...

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    1. Cool... so you have proof of an actual bigfoot then do you? Excellent I look forward to seeing it.

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    2. Anon 9:11= butthurt footer.

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    3. Amusingly... If you can't give us a magic suit; then in Patty, there is your Bigfoot.

      The pleasure was all mine.

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    4. There is nothing "magic" about the suit. That is an invention of the footers.

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    5. If you can't materially give us a magic hairy human, then there is your suit.

      My pleasure too

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    6. I don't think any suit can make leg length of a normal human shorter, can't make extended toes when stepping and can't make fingers that bend from arms that hand to the knees.

      Watch a Bill Munns presentation, he's a costume expert of 30 years and it will help you with that.

      A magic monkey suit that defies the proportions of any normal human being, that trumps all technological achievements of the last 46 years with materials that weren't available to a broke cowboy amateur film maker?

      Oh dear.

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    7. Matching specimen?

      YouTube - Leaping Russian Yeti (MK Davis version for screen shots).

      Glad I could help.

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    8. Yawn

      I wanna a body, hell a bone is enough.ù

      I don't want that tooneytard of MK

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    9. Whatever your opinion of MK (I think he's great), is irrelevant... He didn't film the footage but merely put screen shots in the video to show more quality.

      Peace.

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    10. yeah bones will be relevant... got any of those?

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    11. I can reference you Smithsonian bureau's that document giant skeletons being found if you like? There is 150 years' worth of these documented studies that lead right up to the mid 20th century where there is a transition into modern mediums.

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    12. Go out in the woods and find me another one.

      They managed to do so in the 19th century, you'll be able to do it now.

      Or are you scared of going into the woods?

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    13. Joe getting utterly destroyed even today

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    14. Well... If you're willing to folk out for a plain ticket I'll certainly try.

      I think being scared is what is driving your quest for reassurance here, is it not?

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    15. Joe plans are afoot to crack the Smithsonian mystery once and for all.

      Watch this space.

      MMG

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    16. I thought you were on your way to the Smithsonian debunking mission, why have you given up yet?

      MMG

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    17. 9:28 comment is textbook example of:

      A LOGICAL FALLACY.

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    18. ^^ Butthurt MMG with

      A BRAIN FALLACY

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    19. What makes the anon logic fallacy and the Joe's logic non-fallacy?
      It's just the same logic with inverted sentences.

      You have a BRAIN FALLACY

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    20. look at all this arguing^

      either way there is no actual bigfoot to point to

      so the footers lose no matter how many words they type

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    21. ^ True dat. True dat.

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    22. Sorry MMG, read your post wrong! Ha!! I though you were suggesting there was some major news on the way!! I got really excited, but yes; I'm working on the whole Smithsonian thing bro.

      10:48... Patty; there is your Bigfoot you can point to, enjoy.

      Peace.

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    23. ^^ Still not able to distinguish between real and fake MMG

      No wonder he's not able to distinguish between a living animal and a bloke in a suit

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    24. Matching specimen? Leaping Russian Yeti, MK Davis version.

      Plenty you can point at there, don't get too scared now! You were welcome.

      Peace.

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    25. Waiting scared for the bones

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    26. 10:58... Patty ain't no animal and you ain't no genius. Gimme a suit or cry into yourself back to sleep.

      11:01... Don't be scared, be enlightened.

      Peace.

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    27. I'm waiting. Call me when it'll actually be the year of the squatch.

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    28. You'll be first on the list. What was the number again? 1800 collect?

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    29. Mikey Liar, you're the last that should speak ;-)

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    30. And yet I've spoken. And all you've done is called me a liar. Not effective. Boorish. Childish. And foolish. And pretty much every other ish. Wish you well. And I wish you had more to offer.

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    31. But I'll give you the creative credit you deserve. You cleverly added a y to my name and called me liar. Potential. :)

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    32. Yeah Joe that 2nd MMG post was a fake.

      Couple of guys on BFF are trying to hatch a plan to try and gain access to the 'vaults'. Word is that many, possibly all the bones were dumped at sea so it may never yield anything.

      Don't expect anything any time soon but it's on the 'agenda'.

      MMG

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    33. So...a couple of guys...are going to break into the Smithsonian and look for giant human skeletons? Good plan. What could possibly go wrong?

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  4. Scary music, bad acting, offensive language - looks like a must miss.

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  5. Look, I appreciate that the PGF footage is compelling and enigmatic. But I think the focus should be on moving forward to achieve better evidence. Most people simply dismiss that footage as a hoax and always will, because to anyone's eye the figure looks like it has human proportions. You can argue over slight inconsistencies, but there's too much chance of folds, creases, and shadows distorting one's perception of where a limb or joint begins. The fact that it has to be inspected with such excessive effort to prove such differences just shows that it's too human-like for anyone to pay much attention to whatever is discovered. I appreciate the gentleman's research and analysis, but if it were as definitive as he and his supporters claim, his findings would achieve wider notice.

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    1. It's pretty damned obvious in the rear view, walking away, the stoop and arm length and spinal erectors, the prehensile fingers despite arm length, that no folds or creases are the cause of any of that.

      Achieve wider notice? No. Militant denialists bend over backwards to prevent acceptance of evidence in the PGF. Your statement there is naive.

      Excessive effort? Just the back view walking reveals all just described above at a glance; the prehensile fingers are proven by stills 61 and 72, back view. At a glance the thigh muscle is visible in the turn and stumble.

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    2. Look at the Davis Report. Look just at the hands on the enlightened view. Then compare with hands in the Stacy Brown thermal. Then all you Skeptics make a news years resolution to STFU!!

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  6. bacon + bullets + rifle + scope = bigfoot.......

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  7. Long story short. Hunting trip. North of mayo Canada. 2 hunter 2 local guides. 2 tree stands fifty yards apart 30 yard clearing in front. 4 hours in almost directly between the stands an upright walking animal about seven feet tall strode across the clearing. All four of us had ear piece radios on and we all confirmed what we were seeing. I decided to make world history raised my gun and sighted it in then the local guide tapped my shoulder I turned to look he was shaking his head no. Over my ear piece I hear no shoot. My guide leaned in and whispered no kill wood king.

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    1. long story short bigfoot don't exist and this is yet another BS story

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    2. No kill wood king. Amazing. Would like to hear the long version.

      Chuck

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    3. 10:46... You proved it! Good for you! Now delete this blog as a bookmark and consult your shrink about ghosts and gouls next!

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    4. I believe you. Ill show you some pix of what you almost shot. Anytime friend.

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    5. no kill wood king...hahahahahahahaha

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    6. Bigfoot is my WOO topic of choice, not ghosts, aliens, Nessy, or Little elves.

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  8. folks going into the woods with no weapons, if U go take a shotgun there more than just bigfoots on the woods that can do U a world of hurt………….

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  9. thinking Annunaki - involvement

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    1. Don't rule it out. If true then all makes since instead of going in a hundred directions now.

      Chuck

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  10. bloke in a suit productions presents:

    bloke in a suit walking across bluff creek

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    1. ^^^Retard in a Suit Productions presents,

      Retard in a Suit hoaxing a comment on a blog

      Whoopie

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  11. I am totally down with the No Kill Wood King guy. Sounds Legit.

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  12. Alex, I'll take Bigfooting for $500

    [above clip plays]

    Contestant buzzes in.

    "Why don't people take footers serious?"

    Correct for $500

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  13. just need a 12 gage and use 1- .65" Lead Ball & 6- No.1 Buckshot Pellets... use in case of emergency ....

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  14. rifle and a good scope - for U safety

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    1. for sure just for U safety - there more than just bigfoots in the woods that can do U a world of hurt………….

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