How To Survive In the Wild, LOL
This man reminds us of someone we know. Gavin McInnes, a naturist, is an expert at what not to do while outdoors. The Teva shoe company hooked him up with some brand new Teva Rivas with features like an aggressive lug design and a waterproof and breathable membrane: "The Naturist can be sure that even when everything goes wrong, his feet will still be comfortable and protected by the Riva."
First!
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Crystaline, Classic and Concise.
DeleteThank You.
MMG
Yeaaaa!! Same as my number in MMGs moms gangbang!!!!!!!!!!! CHEERS!!
DeleteNow if you cannot say anything nice....
DeleteF*ck off to another blog! ;0)
MMG
Joe is my lover.
DeleteMMG
CONGRATS! MMG ON FIRSTING, BUDDY!
DeleteALL CAPS
Thanks AC!
DeleteThere is nothing quite like a quality FIRST to kick-start your day.
Anyone watched Dead Bigfoot yet?
MMG
No I haven't watched it because cut off flannel shirts traumatize me.
DeleteDamn you be weak.
DeleteI'M GETTING READY TO WATCH IT ONLINE, MMG..
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Taterhole.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha!!!!
DeleteThat was crystaline, classic, and concise!! Ha Ha!!
"Brown Site"
Delete7.62 is all U need, and dont forget da AK to shoot it with : )
ReplyDeleteGeorge Noory on top of IT!
ReplyDeleteNoory on top of a spaceship driven by the grays. On its way to Mel's hole- you know the hole in the ground that is so deep it never ends and they lower sheep into it and then when they raise up the dead sheep the seal shaped embryos pop out of its belly and run around.
DeleteMike Brookreson has a Toothache !
DeleteI 'll have you know that we have reassembled the prayer chain that pulled Mike through that nasty hemorrhoid incident in 2012.
DeleteWhere shall we send the chicken soup and Preparation H?
DeleteWe've got an assembly area just outside the ranch. Bring good work gloves- we may need to recruit some pushers if the roids resurface.
DeleteLOL!!!!
DeleteThe pushers left an hour ago. I did score a bag of Clementines. Shady bastard let me try a seedless one. Then sold me a sack full with seeds. Ah well. In the hemmorhoid and cold game. Alls well that ends well.
Delete"How long must Ms Adminatrata ban out prophets, while we stand aside an look? Ohh, some say its jus a part of it, Joe tried to cut n paste a book, Won you help ta sing, deez songs of freedom they're all I Eva have, Joes Recitation Songs!"
DeleteLOL ^
DeleteThat was worth the price of admission.
Daniel. Peace be wit ya foreva and always. Ja Rastafari, ever livin....ever lovin. :)
DeleteYes, yes ,mike, stay with the antibiotics for teeth ,try to take the opiods as little as possabile,, OK? your post at 759 gives the impression of excessive inebriation that bieng said ,get better so you can make more vids,, your friend the so cal troll.. BIG GINGER YOU DIGG?
DeleteBig Ginger. I dig. But if I can't have fun with the fellas if you don't get the joke if you haven't been following the threads. Then you're not listening. I have a persistent cold. The opioids and toothache were Daniels and the song was a riff of Marley and the Wailers. So. Appreciate the concern. But whether its you or Ms Administrator. Any attempt at censorship with me is impossible As a drunk client once told me. I'm as sober as that Judge. :). In other words. Do lighten up.
DeleteOr perhaps I should have said. "Do light one up". Now I'm going to bed. I know who you are And I admit I'm a little escared. Night
Delete10 -4 Mike ,,, EXCEPT I AM FLABBERGHASTED AT YOUR WRECKLESS IMPERTANANCE regarding the insinuation that im SOBER AS a FRIGGIN JUDGE ,,with that bieng said ,,,,ole gangsta kush get some bro.. AND YES I AM LIGHTING UP AS I TYPE THIS SHIT ..peace, BIG DOR..... GINGER.!
Delete"Moderator, ah would you help me place this call.....and give me the number if you can find it ...so I can post just to tell her I'm fine and to show her........I've overcome the blow, you know I wish her well I only wish my words could just convince myself.......that it just wasn't real .........but that's not the way it feels. "Zzzzzzzzzzzz
DeleteOH THERE HE GOES! LOL !!
DeleteBigfoot Screamin bez goodn way achasin thems types of critters likd bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteHow to survive in the wild, tip n.1:
ReplyDeleteKEEP YOUR DAMN POOP IN A JAR!
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Deletetake plenty of BACON : ) U be fine
DeleteHail the Poop guy!
Delete;-)
DeleteD&DIS
DeleteWhat's up boyoos get the crank on then get the stank on
ReplyDeleteI responded to your email about that book, sorry it took a couple days to see it.
DeleteSo a Famous movie star get killed in a wreck in a rare car and it is caught on clear video. How come no one can do the same with bigfoot? Over a Billion people in China and no Yeren photo. Seriously I believe the Chinese aren't so gullible and naive to waste the time as their North American counterparts.
DeleteEasy, famous bigfeet don't drive cars. They only repair and sometimes pilot hyperspace drive smuggling vehicles in outer space a long time ago far far away, which we have ample video footage of, more than ample, possibly a market glutted.
DeleteHey Dan no email but no hard feelings man I said what I needed to say
DeleteAll you lovers watch this
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0HZ3Wt_ULw
No way, the last time I followed a link from this site I got an eye full of balls.
DeleteTrue dat.True dat.
DeleteWhat an ASSHOLE! This survival jerk is!
ReplyDeleteMark Anders new video, Santo Cruz Bigfoot- Has a full face shot. Looks like an elderly guinea pig.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/Wkg-Tk-m_Y0
Correct that, the face of an elderly sloth.
Deleteshow me the feet.
ReplyDeleteThats what she said.
Deletegotta run to the airport- I think the last piece of equipment to construct Peace Joe's Amazing Auto-focus Lense of Amusementery is here.
ReplyDeleteDon't find bigfoot until I get back!
Done and done in spades. You can pee in that jar too you know, in a pinch you know.
DeleteStupid question, but I don't see the massive repetative cut and paste posts anymore. Did the moderator put an end to it or did the guy just give up?
ReplyDeletePJ was last seen in this video. Poor guy was just trying to order a meal....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRGhfnIzFY
Whole taters. Shoved up your chute.
ReplyDeleteHow about some julienne fries instead? They look like little crinkly eels.
DeleteI raised my buttocks into the air to take the whole taters. ALL of the whole taters. And I did.
DeleteIve not been keeping count but the current score is something like
ReplyDeleteskeptics - 754389
footers - 0
Are you sure the stupid footers even have that many points?
Delete-inf for all the footer retardedness.
Delete^I thought the score was sceptics-17,5000 and footers-0
DeleteNah.Wrong jack!
DeleteYes for keeping score on drop-dead fumbling stumbling stupidities and fake ass fantasies and falling blindly into every simple word trap set for them, you are correct:
DeleteThe skeptics are way way way ahead in that arena.
Skeptics have collected somewhere between 17,500 to 754,389 points.
The resident butt hurt footer has arrived^
Delete^^ Resident butthurt footer
Delete^ whats it to you ? Why are you even here? (I told you so, I told you so,) get the fuck out creep!
Delete^ LOL, you so funny, ha, ha,
DeleteI think it's awesome a BFF staffer comes here to post all the butthurt footer garb. It's a hearty chuckle.
DeleteSup Ball Boy.
DeleteAW ! bolshevik" Danny C the BFF staffer"s here cause your here ,, you modest SUMP YOU !! tee he tee he
DeleteDan let it go.
DeleteYour BFF ban was ages ago. Just a matter of time before the plug gets pulled here too.
MMG
Yet here I am, MMG, after how many other people continually fall for stupid things...here I am. Maybe someone here enjoys me calling it how I see it?
DeleteI meen its dark in here, with my head up my ass!
DeleteI didn't realize the evidence for Bigfoot was this compelling.
ReplyDeleteJoeCopy PasteGerald
ReplyDeleteHow dare you pick on Joe! I demand you take that back ( it wasn't insulting enough )
DeleteI keep my Yeren in a jar
ReplyDelete^ cockmuncher
Delete^^ that is funny
DeleteHow to survive in the wild...just find yourself a nice hole in a cow pasture. Take up residence. Cows leave you alone but sometimes poop on your head. Damn cows. I'm glad we Bigfoots get along with them.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunate consequence:
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TEAM SCROTUM!
ReplyDeleteYou're nutty
DeleteAren't we all?
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