Cryptowatch: Unidentified Giant Sea Creature In Philippines


This unidentified giant sea creature washed ashore on December 11th in Dauin Negros Oriental Philippines. It's unclear what it could be. We have two guesses: It's either an giant squid, or a whale.



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    2. lakers cilppers & warriors suck!

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    3. I just boned that t-shirt add chick! Good nite Mr. President........

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  2. You didn't think they'd kill off Brian for good did you?

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    1. Maybe next they will kill Daniel and stick to it this time...

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    2. Ouch. Not a fan of Family Guy then I take it.

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  3. THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE BEACH!

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  4. Hmm...giant squid or whale? I never would have guessed the two biggest creatures in the ocean! Such perceptive insights on this blog!

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  5. I'm going to start keeping my poop in a glass case.

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    1. Tapirs in warm oceans have been known to reach 95 ft. and weigh a metric ton!

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  7. Whoa...somebody must have let a chimp out of its cage!

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  9. It's DVD day! Soon we'll see Hank in all his dead glory! Or not!

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  10. I like the chainsaw it's a nice touch. Honestly this is kinda cool. If a giant squid hopefully they can get it to a university for further study.

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  11. You thought that it couldn't get worse,
    But Dyer's an ongoing curse.
    He'll pull along Hank
    To continue his prank.
    In a godawful decoupaged hearse.

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  12. The giant squid possibility seems promising, as I don't see how it could be a whale.

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    1. Either way I'd like to say thank you bear for liftin me up yesterday while people were kickin me when I was down I appreciated it very much thank you

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    2. No problem buddy.
      Just for lols I present the Bobokini:

      http://mankini.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/image-51.jpg

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    3. Damn you bear I can never unsee that no one look it's hideous

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    4. Well here you go:

      http://www.eyebleach.com/

      Hope that helps!

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    5. Lol thanks Fozzie MERRY CHRISTMAS bear I'll ask Santa to bring you Ms. Piggy at the very least a brother bear

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  14. GOOD AFTERNOON to my peoples and I suppose to the rest of you shadey bitches as well like the eagle insurance bird I've GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! MERRY CHRISTMAS MAMAJAMAS it's difficult to remember with the 70 degree weather it's that time of year but my brother texted me pics of the snow and I remembered why I moved here but the weather is secondary to STEVIE STRINGS one of the coolest friends I could ever ask the privilege of making his company this ones to you big brother

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    1. Cold beers with Stevie Strings and HB would a cool evening make.

      Howdy fellas.

      MMG

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    2. MERRY CHRISTMAS MMG I WANTED TO ASK YOUR REAL NAME WITHOUT LOSING MY WRITTING BELOW

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    3. Christmas seems a light year away Harry.

      So much still to do before I can relax with the family.

      Hope you and your kin have a great time when it comes Mr Bandini.

      MMG

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    4. Same to you MMG but you know me I don't sit idly by waiting I make great memories we only get one time around might as well do it right
      GO BIG OR GO HOME my brother but you know that

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    5. God Bless US All..."get in the pit and try to love some one"...hb,mmg, cold one sounds f n good !

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  15. MERRY CHRISTMAS
    FOZZIE
    SHAWN EVIDENCE
    BIGFOOT ADMIN thank you for keepin me in my place and away from things in bad taste
    MIKE BROOKRESON my brother from another mother
    All CaPs
    BIGDAD
    ED RUMFERLIFE
    CARL RUSHFERLIFE I haven't forgotten you
    JOE COPYPASTE FITZGERALD
    DAN CAMPBELL
    SKUNKEY MONKEY we got a Christmas dinner invite
    EVA xx
    CHRIS CRANKSHAW I hate Carl Sagan but you're alright
    RANDY CALIFORNIA
    JOE ROGAN
    AND ALL ANONS I couldn't forget you

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    1. I'm sure I missed people if I did I'm sorry YGNALI MERRY CHRISTMAS

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    2. I'm sorry if I did I have the shittiest memory on earth usually because I'm thinking about others and I write on an iPod to you guys

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    3. Your up there mr. President we both know who you are ;)

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    4. How do you hate Carl Sagan?

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    5. Hey harry, we salute another ordinary day of YGNALI on Bigfootlandia!

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    6. Merry Christmas Harry and everyone else.

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    7. Merry Christmas! Shitter's full! (Has meisterbrau in hand and stogie in mouth)

      Hey Harry, how come you don't like Carl Sagan??

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    8. Because he disagrees with the Drake equation at the same time he's sending out SETI radio transmissions and had the plaques made for the moon mission and to go on the voyager probes if you disagree with extra terrestrial life why would you do this

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    9. I mean he made tons of contributions to the field and rest his soul I just didn't like how he did that

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    10. Had I been two years younger I could've asked him myself he did many lectures at northwestern

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    11. Harry, merry Xmas to you as well. Now I know not to buy you any Sagan books for Xmas.
      :-)

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    12. Drake equation is nothing but a guesstimate. Cool and such, but it was only eer meant to stimulate dialogue on the subject. Several variables of it remain unknown ad therefore can never be accurately substantiated.

      He was incredibly open to many things including possible ET life, in fact several of his positions changed as he got older.

      I am intrigued by the thought of BF existin but I've yet to see a scientifically valid theory and there have been no substantiated hard evidence after all these years.

      Not exactly the same situation but similar thought patterns...although Sagan was much more intelligent than I could ever dream of being.

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    13. Hey bigdad I asked the other day but forgot to go back how's your son is the plan still on track for the surprise

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    14. We pick him up tomorrow night.We have it planned out that he comes strolling out of the woods while the wife and I are on the back patio.Can't wait to see her reaction.Thanks for asking Harry.

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    15. Dan, I feel the same way. Don't believe in Bigfoot or aliens but would actually be thrilled if either were discovered. What intrigued me the most about Sagan was how down to earth he was. He was very intelligent but, I could read and comprehend Cosmos like it was written for me.

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    16. I agree man I am by no means knocking the mans intelligence or contributions no way it just bothered me that's all it's my personal opinion and I'm sorry I may have used the wrong words I just wanted to basically appologize to Chris for sayin I thought he was awesome up till a statement about Sagan weeks ago so it was just an apology and explanation nothing more

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    17. Congratulations she deserves it and I'm happy for you and any member of the service demands and deserves our respect I have only best wishes for you your wife and son MERRY CHRISTMAS BIGDAD

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    18. No worries. I was just curious about it, whether it was just something like his monotone voice or if it went into theory.

      Cosmos was amazing growing up.

      Everything for me comes down to probability and replication.

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    19. Thanks brother. Her reaction is going to be priceless. Have a great night.

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    20. Since you brought up the Drake Equation, have any of y'all read up on the Fermi Paradox?

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    21. BIGDAD....WHAT'S UP, BROTHER!!!!



      ALL CAPS

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    22. WHERE DA' FUCK IS JOE FITZGERALD?!



      ALL CAPS

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    23. LAST, BUT, NOT LEAST...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!



      ALL CAPS

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    24. Nothing much ALL CAPPERS!Just enjoying the night.Hope you got a beer in hand relaxing.Ain't nothing like a beer and a damn good woman.Merry Christmas!

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  16. i know bigfoot and this aint no bigfoot.

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  17. could be the work of the GRAYs - just saying GRAYS....

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    1. My brother in law is called Gray.

      He had nothing to do with this.

      Or so he said....

      MMG

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    2. thinking Annunaki - involvement

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  18. Philippines - a crazy place to be - if U know what I mean : )

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    1. Yup if you like your ladies to have more balls than Dan Campbell.

      A thriller in Manila like that I can live without.

      Traumatic times. I'm still receiving counseling.

      MMG

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    2. DUDE - no way! Really like - DUDE....

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  19. This place has been incredibly courteous, hilarious, entertaining and enjoyable for the last two days.

    Amazing how everyone can get along when there isn't a turd in the punchbowl.

    Plenty of turds in jars though.

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  20. My taterhole hurts. Its all pooched out.

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    1. Did you just leave a Jref meeting?

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    2. ^ Butthurt MMG

      I'll save one of you cretins from posting it.

      Courteous as ever.

      MMG

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    3. Don't believe he beat me to it!

      That guy is good.

      Creepy but good.

      MMG

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    4. It was me.I read this,Our Queen J.Randi was found in the woods of Pa. cowering with his taterhole blown out. Seems someone switched his Golden Vibrating Butt Plug of Skepticism with a M-80.And we know who that someone is.He is exiled from any and all Changing of The Golden Vibrating Butt Plug of Skepticism. His tittle as The Official Changer is hereby stripped.

      The one known as Stankape/Hillbilly is the perp.

      The only way he can rejoin is if he is the pivot man for the whole year when we have our Weekly Circle Jerks.

      We will keep you updated on Queen J.Randi taterhole when we receive them.

      Yours truly, Queen J.Randis butt buddy,Dead Liberace.",and put two and two together.

      Sounded legit.Truly it did.

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    5. BFEMod, can we have a ruling on this fellow? ^

      Is it MMG?

      He seems to take a fancy for name calling, making light of homosexuality and mental disabilities, sexual conquests, and pyromania.

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    6. fifty dollar make me hollah!

      I'd let you know who i am but youd freak.

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    7. I just find it weird and honestly a little obsessive that you two are the only people to ever reference JREF like you have some personal vendetta against them. That and constant gay jokes an the word 'tard.'

      It's as concerning as the one guy who can't stop talking about Rick Dyer.

      RIP Ray Price.

      "For the good times."

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    8. C'mon now! Butthurt footer is a somewhat valued member of this elite corps of raving idiots. Like Poop in a Jar Guy. Sans jar.

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    9. Damnit man,you can dish it out but can't take it? Does it really hurt you that much Daniel? Talk about butthurt.

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    10. Seeing as I've only posted twice on JREF, it doesn't bother me.

      It's just a broken record about gay people and JREF.

      It's one thing to call someone a name with love but people who act like there is something so wrong about gay people is disconcerting.

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    11. Well said Dan. It's one thing for us to take shots at each other and have some laughs. It is another,and terrible,thing to promote hate.

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    12. Geez Louise.Lighten up.I've seen a lot worse than that.I've seen Daniel go after Eva and she didn't deserve it.Now now he's holier than thou.That's rich.Any how Merry Christmas all.

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    13. I still don't think Eva is a real person, he be a troll.

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    14. he be a troll.just like you daniel.

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  21. My pooch went outside. When he came back in his taterhole hurt.

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  22. MMG tries to dance around the pgf film processing timeline because it pwns him.

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  23. Hey MMG explain the big ole diaper butt.... protip: you can't cos it's a bloke in a suit

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  24. Pwned like MMG getting schooled by kitekaze on a thread about pgf royalties

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  25. Matt can take Art Bell to the Philippines to look for the kapre... lots to do over in the Philippines ... for sure

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  26. Filipina Bar Girls are the most credible voice in the bigfoot community.

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  27. toto where not in kansas anymore..

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  28. 2013 will forever be known as the Year of the Manboob.

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  29. Did Shawn get cornered by a big feline snake?

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  30. Next first will be a major accomplishment. One for the ages.

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  31. I'm pre-firsting the Mulder's five photos post.

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    1. That's one of the advantages of being a FLOOR BIGFOOT. You can kinda sneak up on em...

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  32. cheesus whats this footers lurking in the wings to claim first on the next post...

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    1. I am no footer and you better believe I want that first. By getting it you gain the admiration and respect of your peers.

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    2. Somebody needs to check the fusebox and flip a few breakers.

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    3. Second place only gets a set of Dr. Dolittle jug mugs.

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    4. Fuck I'll never get this hour back.

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    5. Worse than the last seconds of that Minnesota Ice Man auction I lost!

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    6. Sorry my 1st aid/CPR card is expired but I could give it a go if needed.

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  33. I JUST WON 600 MILLION DOLLARS !

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    1. YES !!

      Mike Brookreson called about two hours ago with the good news !

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    2. Transfering funds so he can take care of the red tape and then It's mine !

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  34. bacon + bullets + rifle + scope = bigfoot.......

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