Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Bigfoot By River? (Update: In Connecticut)


Bigfoot Community member Jose Santiago shared this blurry photograph today of what looks like a figure looking down at the photographer. The figure is dark all-over and appears to have massive shoulders. It's unclear where this photograph was taken, but according to Jose, it was near a river. He writes:

A friend of mine took this picture he told me he was at the river just walking around and took this pic, But to me i dont really think its real what do guys think?

[Update] This photograph was taken near Connecticut river.

[Update #2] Here's another statement from Jose. Though this interesting photograph was sent to him from a friend, he tells us it doesn't look like a Bigfoot. "He said he was walking around the river then he seen behind a tree that was walking then it.stayed still for like 5 seconds and thats when he got the picture. But doesnt look real to me," Jose explains.

94 comments:

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    1. Ught ohhhh this is gonna call for a hostile firsting takeover time to quit my job and devote my full time attention

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    1. Nah hes just sitting at home watching reruns of the rodney king beating on a continuous loop.

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    2. He'll be back. With a new name.

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    3. Anon 4:27,now that was funny!

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    4. Leon. Pffft. He's like fourth or fifth on the all time biggest asshole in the universe list.

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    5. And all of the top 5 them post here!

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    6. Leon is in a closet somewhere, pondering his latent homosexuality.

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    7. Good way to insult him.

      So your saying, if you want to insult someone really bad, call them gay? Thats what I thought you homophobe! Your a meanie!

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    8. No, I was pointing out that folks who are homophobic tend to be in denial about their own sexuality. They are afraid, consciously or subconsciously, that they are homosexual. I in no way meant to convey that as an insult to homosexuals. But I think you were kidding. Yes? :)

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  3. That picture is perfect for the cover of my new graphic novel:

    "Assquatch and Diaper Foot"

    It's the story of two bigfoot heroes, mild-mannered retards by day, bult ultra cool cryptozoologists by night- one step ahead of the law but two steps behind Johnny Squatch. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it will become a part of you. The editors of Bigfoot Rubber Dick call it 'A triumph of the hominid experience'.

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    1. Lol get me a few thousand mg I gotta read it

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    2. Originally I had it taking place in Rhode Island, but with Ghost Hunters and Family Guy already there I thought 'Fuck those ass faced slimeballs from Rhode Island'. So I moved it to Washington State because it's like the epicenter for human garbage. I'm going to hose them all.

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    3. Sounds like Tango and Cashsquatch.

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  4. Hey that's my brother.he lives in conn. and every picture of him in the family album is blurry shot out to Scotty in conn

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  5. Clearer picture of a squatch peaking around a tree...right over Dan Shirley's right shoulder in previous thread!

    Surprised nobody noticed?! Pay attention people! LOL
    ;)

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  6. thar be a 12 gage shotgun usin – achasin dang critters, follerd up shots fer shure– slugs rounds and take tham thar bigfoot down fer shure . Cawz thar beez bigfeets abouts , so beez awares takin U plenty of ammo with ye!

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    1. ahm sayin agin watchin out for tham thar 3 toed critters – tham beez skoocooms critters eatin U right-up fer shure  gotz to shootin them ritely proper like.

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  7. AK 47 style - get U that bigfoot : )

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    1. ahm sayin agin watchin out for tham thar 3 toed critters – tham beez skoocooms critters eatin U right-up fer shure  gotz to shootin them ritely proper like.

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    2. Last night I had a flush going- Ace, King, Four and Seven of Hearts, straight draw. Then a deuce of spades.

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  8. I keep my testicles in a van down by the Sasquatch down by the river.

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    1. In a jar by chance?

      cuz, um...there may be a trend here.........?!?

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    2. In a wheelbarrow (in the van).

      Hmm....ok. That's different. Do you use them? I mean...when they are in the wheelbarrow? Are they physically detached at that time? Or do actually live in the van and this is a euphemism of some sort?

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    3. I live in a van down by the river and I tote my boys around in a wheelbarrow going to and fro said van.

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  9. I think I smell a Dr. J post coming.

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    1. I never drink but when I do I only drink Smirnoff

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    2. I drink girl drinks with umbrellas.

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    3. straight 110 vodka
      get right withe world

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    4. Cool it's just hard to know what to joke about with everyone anon

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    5. Then in the spirit of honesty I actually am a jack with a coke guy and Heineken once a year on New Years

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    6. I understand. Been posting on here everyday for probably 9mo- a year now. I stay out of the fray and enjoy the comedy aspect. If I use my user name, either nobody will talk to me or I get attacked because I am a woman. Just firsting set off a jerk calling me a c*#t. So I find I have much more fun being annon.

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    7. Right on or all they say is tits or GTFO so I know what you're sayin and callin a woman a c$$t is wrong in any aspect unless she's using low blows too so I understand your dilemma

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    8. No low blows from me. Not here for that. Maybe I should make a username that could be either? Anyway, you always crack me up, some of y'all are so funny. I think I will go craft me a good username.

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    9. So sorry it happend that way I don't know what the deal is with that

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    10. Not your fault, thats just where some people are. :) Plus I know where I am. I gets a little sticky in here, part of why it is so entertaining.

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    11. That just sounded so dirty in my head. Ok time for me to say goodnight. I don't need to get in trouble.

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    12. Welcome 527 lady..and you're right about the comedy scene here...and harry please don't see this as a c- ck/block sir..love ya like a brother.

      *<B-) ho ho ho (green giant) to all !!!

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    13. No offense! It kind of did after I read it.

      Thanks Skunky Monkey for the welcome, you crack me up often :)

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    14. Mr. President--zero hour approaches. Wheels up at 23:00 hours. God bless Trollandia.

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    15. OMG! I'm a woman too! That's just totally totes adorbs!

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    16. If you are really one of the girls then you have to pass the girl test. You must drink a girly drink with a pink umbrella stat. :)

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    17. I love a woman that wipes back to front.

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    18. Strap one on Ranae I'm headin home!

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    19. Any day funky I'd rather be blocked by you then castrated by the wife

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  10. Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a switched 64 caddy
    Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
    Lets all just chill and smoke some hay or whatever makes your day

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  11. Merry Christmas everybody I've been greatful makin some cool friends Bigfootin

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    1. Awe what a thoughtful sentiment! :)

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    2. Merry Christmas Harry--hope 2014 is good for you health-wise (and any other -wise too).

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    3. Indeed you have my good friend..Thanks for the thanksgiving invite and sorry about missing a good time but my folks are getting old and I don't know how many will be left. You and yours are welcome for Christmas dinner if it fits your schedule.You can bring your friend funky monkey if he can behave in front of the kids with his sailor talk. You are welcome to come with Stacy and the gang for an old reunion in the woods where the area of the thermal shoot. It's on the first weekend of the New Year..We may not find anything that weekend but we will definitely like it !..and salutations to mmg and joe .!

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    4. Harry Chritmas merry bandini

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    5. Cool man I'll try Stevie we might be drivin up to Chicago but with me you know how shit goes I could have all intentions on doin something but I'll know at least a few days before and let you know I'm not just tryin to be nice I may just not want to drive 16 hrs. So I'll definitely let you know

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    1. Bigfoot Road Trip! Tee hee hee!

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    2. Can I jump in? I have my Incredible Hulk sleeping bag and my knocking stick ready by the door.

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    3. Got it, 1 jar of poop and all my stuff by the door. Honk when you are outside.

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    4. ...And be on time !

      Don't make me do a tough guy arm cross.

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  13. Whither goeth thou, Figbooticus?

    ^ culture

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  14. Bigfooter of the Year:

    Sasfooty, for her wonderful photograph.
    I understand she collects sasquatch scat, and even has made darling little outfits for them.

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  15. Coming down...hard! PLease...somebody...cut and paste something stupid....anything!

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  16. Sasquatch have been known to follow the raw sewage canals of Juarez.

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  17. Still having conversations with yourself eh?

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