Best Real Bigfoot Encounters of 2013 #3: Close Encounter With a Bigfoot Named Tumack
We're counting down 2013's best Real Bigfoot Encounters, narrated by Rev. Jeff. This is one of the strangest and thought provoking encounters we've ever heard about. The story is about a Bigfoot named Tumack, and it was sent to us anonymously back in 2011.
Happy Xmas!!!!
ReplyDeleteWAR ON JOE!!
DeleteScared.
DeleteJoe is just about the most friendly dude on here.
DeleteBro, Joe is awesome!
DeleteMuch respect.
Bro
Can anybody smell poo?
DeleteYou're talking, aren't you?
DeleteTumak of the Rock People was the lead male in that caveman movie with Raquel Welch. Limp wristed pussies like Joe probably don't know who she is.
DeleteIt stinks in here, honestly can any one smell bums?
DeleteJesus, it's pretty smelly all of a sudden??
DeleteI must admit joe, I'm liking you again now that shawn made you quit that cut and paste bullshit. Welcome back buddy!
Delete(Sigh)
DeleteI missed you as well, baby.
DeleteMMG
Fake MMG sounds legit.
DeleteMMG
Ha ha ha ha!
DeletePuckwudgie
DeleteDefinition?
DeleteA Pukwudgie is a 2-or-3-foot-tall (0.61 or 0.91 m) being from the Wampanoag folklore. Pukwudgies' features resemble those of a human, but with enlarged noses, fingers and ears. Their skin is described as being a smooth grey, and at times has been known to glow.
DeleteIn Native American lore, Pukwudgies have the following traits and abilities;
they can appear and disappear at will
they can transform into a walking porcupine (it looks like a porcupine from the back, and the front is half-troll, half-human and walks upright)
they can attack people and lure them to their deaths
they are able to use magic
they have poison arrows
they can create fire at will
Pukwudgies control Tei-Pai-Wankas which are believed to be the souls of Native Americans they have killed.
Native Americans believed that Pukwudgies were best left alone. When you see a Pukwudgie you are not supposed to mess with them, or they will repay you by playing nasty tricks on you, or by following you and causing trouble. They were once friendly to humans, but then turned against them. They are known to kidnap people, push them off cliffs, attack their victims with short knives and spears, and to use sand to blind their victims.[1]
Sounds legit.
DeleteBro it's Merry Christmas bro and bro it's happy holidays bro!!! How can you keep mixin these simple things up bro??
DeletePeace bro.
Mikhail Kalashnikov passes at age 94
DeleteA great man and pride of the Russian motherland
RIP
MMC
Guys the great BFE Footard vs Skeptard ceasefire is soon to begin.
DeleteTrolls, Anon's JREFers & hell even Sharon Hill will unite in Harmony for Christmas.
We can do this people. Right?
MMG
(Sigh)
Delete(Sigh) Danny Boy of course.
DeleteIf you were walking down the street and someone told you 'Happy Christmas' it's a dead give away that person is a terrorist unfamiliar with American and Catholic customs.
DeleteSounds legit.
DeleteBut if i encountered you on the street, Danny boy, and you said ANYTHING, to me, I'd knock your dim lights out! Put you out of your misery!
DeleteJust gouge my eyes out instead.
DeleteWith rubber gloves on, of course
DeleteI do want to unite with Sharon Hill. I really, really want to unite with her.
Delete"Mikhail Kalashnikov passes at age 94
DeleteA great man and pride of the Russian motherland."
And one hell of a ballet dancer.
In my country, Christmas is time to dress up like bear and attack tourists. Then we celebrate with vodka and hookers.
DeleteIn mother Russia. Problem erupts when real bear show up and take both vodka and hookers
DeleteGRAYs in the Russian motherland. fer shure
DeleteSo now Shawn and Rev Jeff are narrating anonymous posts about bigfoot experiences. Can the bar of credibility be set any lower?
ReplyDeleteJoe has an entire folder of anonymous posts he catalogues as first hand accredited accounts.
DeleteGlad that cut n paste crap stopped though, at least something good came from gingers presence.
You miss a copy and paste Danny Boy? You really have become a product of Stokholm Syndrome eh?
DeleteIt's ok to learn, I'll always be here to help you out.
That joke was funny...when I used it on you 3 months ago...you desperate glutton.
DeleteYet another sign of zero originality, Joe the Joke stealer!
At least I take some solace in knowing if you go cut n paste fool again, you're gone. Big Ginger ain't letting it happen on Christmas.
But since all I've seen on here today is you trying to pick skirmishes on every thread, I'm gonna gracefully exist stage left before you snap like Bobo because 'Tis the Season to be Merry.
Yeah, can you remember when you also made up 'schooled'?
DeleteSounds legit.
Are you upset Danny Boy? Do you want a copy and paste? Answer the question...
You have nothing I want nor anything I need.
DeleteYour bitterness is showing today.
Oh dear...
DeleteGet up on the wrong side of the bed much?
Do you want a copy and paste? One for Christmas... It's ok to ask Danny Boy...
Look at you, trying to pick fights in every thread today.
DeleteThis is why we can't have nice things.
Old Danny boy, will still be a DICK, before Christmas, and after Christmas too!
DeleteMe thinks, I'll start Cut and Paste comments on Danny Boy, on how stupid and pathetic this man is. God only knows, there's enough material!
I think you miss my cut and pastes more than anyone Daniel.
DeleteIt's ok, you are welcome to a little one if you like.
Chill bro... It's Christmas, you don't sound happy at all.
Your a mean one .....Skeptic Grinch. Your lash out with your switch. Your not a poet not a prophet just a frowner in a Ditch. Mr Grinch. You tell big ones Mr Grinch. Tales longer than the Nile. And when you claim to know bout nature you're a seasick crocodile......in fact.........given a choice....I'd rather hear the seasick crocodile!
DeleteApologies to Suess. Merry Xmas Dan
Delete^ thumb sucker.
DeleteAnnunaki Hybrid controlled by the GRAYs
ReplyDeleteTarget acquired – fire for effect ………. : )
ReplyDeleteBOBO - needs to interceded and get that bigfoot.....
ReplyDeleteBoBo, couldn't find a black drug dealer, on a street in Harlem!
DeleteI have once befriended a Bigfoot. Her name was Shaneeqa. She was quite hairy and shy, but was a pro at knocking my wood.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!!
Deletewas it a skoocooms - they take U real quite like. then U get on David Paulides lists.....
DeleteJosh Gates - just saying .....
ReplyDeleteRemember on all the episodes of his show, he also found NOTHING!
DeleteAt least he calls nothing when he finds nothing and is funny.
DeleteShaneeqa is the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteAppalachian Investigators of Mysterious Sightings - go and check it out....
ReplyDeleteThat I will.
Deleteskoocooms - take U real quite like. then U get on David Paulides lists.....
ReplyDeleteDUDE..............
ReplyDeleteGRAYs just GRAYs to save us all : )
ReplyDeleteStop about the fucking GRAY'S already! Do you know how stupid you sound!
Deletethe GRAYs control ALL....
Deleteahm sayin Ifn U go into da deep woods, dont forget to poop next to a tree to mark whar U have been : ) for U safety ........
ReplyDeleteBill failed to recreate the Patty costume so Patty = Real is the operative solution.
ReplyDeleteOnly in bigfootery can failure to accomplish something be spun into proof of bigfoot.
30 years' worth of costume expert can't do it? Pretty much A broke cowboy 46 years ago with materials that weren't even available, can't do it.
DeleteSchooled.
But you discredit the the opinion of one of the best costume makers of all time.
DeleteRidicoulous.
Discrediting what is quite obviously; a minute's worth of opinion, before the versions of footage that show far more quality... Is sensible in the shadow of applied long term research.
DeleteYou were welcome.
Joe jumping through hoops as usual.
DeleteBigfoot may be real but there is no good evidence for it and that pwns you.
Oxymoron?
DeleteLol, haphazard discrediting just to adjust his mad view of things
DeleteGRAYs U dont find them, they find U. just saying GRAYs.....
Delete"Munns... The irony of Tardia."
Delete... What an imaginative book that would be. Almost as imaginative as a magic, human proportion defying monkey suit.
; )
talking about imaginative?
Deletewhat about a magic ape-like 9ft hairy undiscovered "I bury my deads and my poop" human with night vision and superior senses living in my backcountry?
Most suits do modify the wearer's proportions, that's just silly talk.
DeletePatty?
DeleteGot monkey suit?
No?
Bill Munns?
How much are guns?
Tent on eBay?
Stay in and watch American Gladiators?
^^ His brain finally going away
DeleteWhere's that Hal Sheldon guy?
DeleteOh... And 2:08!
DeleteAnimalistic senses... Superior to us, yes.
Education CAN be free in the States?
ahah you're the rudest around here, come on man.
DeleteJust coming to a post not directed to you and replying it with a "schooled" is a good example.
IDIOT (yes here in da US we call people with their name)
Schooled.
Delete^^ Stupid
DeleteLookt heer bigfoots, takin tham reel peecful lackd
ReplyDeletePlenty of words to hear, anything to touch
ReplyDeletePukwudgies are the most credible voices in the Bigfoot community
ReplyDeletethinking BOBO is.............
DeleteAn Asshole......................
Delete^ &^^ Say it to my face WHIMP!
DeleteOh yea! , ^^ &^^^ MERRY XMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL ( even 303an153),,
DeleteBobo you spelled wimp wrong. And if that is you. You suck!!! You couldn't find a book in the library. How could any idiot possibly think going out in the woods and being as loud and obnoxious as possible would deliver a squatch is beyond belief.
DeleteI Know how to spell WHIMP" you little wimpering WHIMP! and i'm making some good $ doing what I do. So go get some warm milk&cookies and take a nap! merry xmas. B
Delete^ Hoaxing jive turkey.
DeleteA bigfoot named Tupac would be more interesting.
ReplyDeleteBoy! am I'm glad that Fucker's dead!
DeleteOh shit! someone just spit on me! Karma's a bitch!
G.W. knows wheres the bigfeets are in TX : )
ReplyDeleteHeck yea he does! public discovery of the sasquatch would DESTROY the american economy in so many ways,, It would make your head spin. (good point mb)..
DeleteMerry xmas to all except joe and mmg
ReplyDeleteHey now, a HAPPY Christmas to those two!
DeleteAnd a Merry New Year.
Deletei also have a real bigfoot encounter...2 years ago me and a buddy befriended to bigfeet they liked to play euchre and drink pabst blue ribbon needless to say we had a weekly card game behind the shed at gramps house they went by the names of manny and knuckles they didnt have cash but sure like to gamble so we played for apples and berries this went on for about a year then one stormy night they failed to show and that was the last of manny and knuckles
ReplyDeleteNo body wants to read your stupid stories!
DeleteI read it and found it very similar to all the other Bigfoot stories.
DeleteDid they ever cheat?
Delete^ Ha Ha Ha Ha lol lol,,, where would this blog be without your razor like coquettish witt .." brah' lol.
DeleteStupid stories are the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteBigfooters will believe anything. They do believe anything. More anonymous bullshit to make their mouths water.
ReplyDeleteDo these people sit up all night making this crap up?
ReplyDeleteTumack, sure. Why not Twopack? or Sixpack or Tarmac for the jetset Bigfoot.
Stupid stuff.
You guys do know that in "real" life, Joe is clinically retarded right?
ReplyDeletethey take U real quite like - like the bigfoots under their control. U dont find them - they find U...............
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