This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeletewez all too stuffed ta comment ,, hope y"all hade a good thnx givin,
DeleteWell, Ro, Justin thanks for laying it out there.
DeleteI like the style Ro, well worth the couple bucks to make sure you heard it strait.
I always belived him. like it or not, Justin is just real, raw outdoor guy.
He Hunts, That day he shot two bigfoot!
And maybe, just maybe he will............
Go watch the movie!
Gobble Gobble
ReplyDeleteJive-Ass Turkeys
ReplyDeleteWe raised and ate a magnificent Fancy White this year. And his wattle looked exactly like DC's scrotum.
ReplyDeleteWe deep fried a live Sasquatch this year. Things got pretty hairy for awhile. But, when it was all said and done, It tasted delicious....much like sewer rat.
DeleteDid it have that rotted, sewage, sulfuric demon ass smell when you were cooking it?
DeleteToday I am thankful for the countless number of Giant Hairy Wooly Boogers that roam the forests of North American virtually undetected and never proven.
ReplyDeleteNot me. I hate those wooly bastards.
DeleteAre you talking about Big foots, or Negroes?
DeleteIt's "Share a Recipe Time"
ReplyDeleteRandy's Jalapeno/Tuna appetizers
*Par boiled de-seeded and split jalapenos
* Fresh tuna salad/ (hard boiled eggs)
Fill half shell par boiled jalapenos with your favorite tuna salad and or shrimp,lobster or salmon for that matter. I say HB eggs too! Yummy! Sit back and watch the carnage. I have eaten up to 6 of them in one round and I did not shit blood! Par-boiling takes the bite out,or leave it in for shitz and giggles.....
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I think it's time...gonna deliver the food baby....i think i'm crowning
ReplyDeleteenough with the Justin already !
ReplyDeleteHe didn't kill anything except for his reputation.
even the slowest backwoods hick would have had the sense to take the body back to town and become world famous. Time to put his story to rest
I am Deep Sea Self Aware Disembodied Taterhole Fish...and I approve this message.
DeleteI like turtles
DeleteHumph, humph, wha, what , about" tink"," tink", the hamster?
DeleteOh you sexy vixen, you said you were going to keep the hamster a secret
DeleteStop it you dirty devil, ^
DeleteSo that what those animals were, Big foots! Our family up in the mountains, have been killing these things for decades. They were tough to eat! Now I know why! They were Big foots, not bears! thank you for straightening this out for us. From now on we're gonna shoot bears!
DeleteI thought it was two possums, not two turkeys
ReplyDelete"Watch 'Dead Bigfoot: A True Story' with your family today"
ReplyDeleteWhat a marketing line. Pure genius.
Umm, no. As tantalizing as that sounds. Truly a film for all ages.
Well, definitely not a film for THE ages.
DeleteCasting Smeja as the lead was a stroke of genius.
DeleteJustin who?
ReplyDeleteMIBs took deadbigfoot.com and replaced it with deadboigfoot.com. LOL
ReplyDeleteWhen you see those Meet Exotic Women banners, am I the only one that always clicks right on their nips?
ReplyDeleteThe surprise ending is when Smeja poops out Tim Fasono who's been up in his taterhole for a week. The scientific value is astounding.
ReplyDeleteWho plays Derek Randles having a hissy fit when Justin has an unapproved interview? Rick Dyer?
ReplyDeleteEd Asner I think.
DeleteHunters of snipe are babys
ReplyDeleteSasquatch is not real
Go change your diapers
* Sasquatch is not real
DeleteHunters of snipe are babies
Go change your diapers
Shawn jests but deep down inside he knows that Justin killing two turkey's is more plausible than Justin killing two Sasquai.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to and sort of used to actually believe the story could be true BUT then I woke up and realized that Bigfoot is Bullshit. Nothing but ambiguous blobsquatches and possums, coons, horses, canines and bears. After all, Sykes has already tested the BEST samples pushed forward and vetted by the Bigfoot community. Bigfoot is BULLSHIT.
Thier real, I seen one. Justin killed two of em!
DeleteWe're real glad you 'woke up'.
DeleteWhat time is Mr Randi coming round for his daily tater inspection?
Relax. Don't clench!
MMG
Randalls! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE HOLE!
ReplyDeleteImagine, for a minute, that Joe does get to gone on a real Expedition, and has an encounter! Not a Sound encounter, as Joe would not know the different animal sounds, but a sight encounter, maybe just a glimpse of one running away. Beside peeing or shitting himself, he'd be so fired up, that when he comments here, instead of 7-10 paragraphs, his writings would take up the whole thread!
ReplyDeleteThen imagine, Daniel Campbell responds, and tells Joe he just saw a Bear, no Big foot! The argument between these to would prevent anyone else from commenting here for weeks!
Just imagine. . . . .
U want to getz them hogs - they be da ornery critters - getz U ready to take on da bigfoot.....
ReplyDeleteI getz me AK to take out them thar hogs... real quik lack... : )
ReplyDeleteAKs are bad to the bone. I shot a 100 lb hog @ 100 yards in the head. He never knew what hit him. ! Look out bigfoot....
ReplyDeleteWhen i was twelve years old, i shot a 400 lb hog and killed it with my BB gun, so there!
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