Tim Fasano's Awesome Bigfoot Theory
Tactical surprise is important in Bigfoot research, and Florida skunk ape hunter Tim Fasano believes he has it figured out. Watch below:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Tim Firstano is a hack.
ReplyDeleteSILENCE !! you worthless computer slob !! lets see your videos!!
DeleteSUP T-FATS?
DeleteIF I WERE TO TELL YOU,, THEN YOU WOULD KNOW !!
DeleteTim in a tank top. Tank top Tim.
ReplyDeletePoor guy still thinks he's looking for apes.
DeleteNot much faith in this T-Fats guy.. But I'm a bit curious why he gets so much hate?
ReplyDeleteI would believe Tim any day over a smoked idiot like Joe.
Deleteya, ya, whetever!!
DeleteTim alas is partial to the odd hoax and over exaggeration.
DeleteHis 'Palmetto Monster' farce is worth a Google.
Despite this there are still plenty happy to hang on old Timmy's coat tails.
MMG
Tim is gonna release his definitive bigfoot footage that he's been sitting on, and he's gonna do it this month suckers!
ReplyDeleteIt's no good anymore if he sat on it.
DeleteThe Skunk apes should ambush and eat this fatard.
ReplyDeleteI'd to have some BBQ and a few beers with Tim.
ReplyDeletePeace.
... And we'd listen to Credence and Foghat and have one heck of a laugh... Let's arrange it.
DeletePeace.
I'd spoil the whole BBQ buy putting Bad Brains on then though... But I'd rescue the whole party by chilling with everyone to Wailing Souls and taking about life.
DeletePeace.
Anyway Fasano... The offer this there.
DeletePeace.
Thanks Joe for ruining Bad Brains for me
DeleteJoe, are you a little touched with T-Fats?
DeleteYou guys could talk about sweet elusive nothings over a case of Yuengling.
DeleteBad Brains rock Joe.
DeleteSaw em back in mid 90's.
MMG
Insulting this guy is like kicking a one-legged dog.....
ReplyDeleteSO why do it?? is your dick that small??
DeleteBigfoot doesn't exist. Skunk Ape doesn't either.
DeleteCome in the pit with me and I'll be certain to ruin Bad Brains for you... I think I Fasano and him and me would have a great night out.
ReplyDeletePeace.
GAY
DeleteYeah, absolutely and utterly GAY.
DeleteIf these are the people supposed to bring scientific evidence, well the BF community is pretty damn screwed
Joe, you do know that "Banned in DC" isn't bout being kicked out the Smithsonian for demanding to see the giant skeletons
Delete^Very good!
DeleteYou know the saying Joe...
Sleep with dogs you wake with fleas.
MMG
I know the area he researches in the Green Swamp. So do many other people. The place has a free campground -- spots are on a first-come basis. Dozens of people stay there each week. On video it looks like he is in the middle of nowhere, but it is actually not.
ReplyDeleteFor more info please visit www.timfasanoisretarded.com
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I had to hit stop at "...once one of them realized that it was Tim Fasano filming them...". Sweet Baby Jeebus
ReplyDeleteHeeeeeey Don!!
DeleteJoe, I like you but dammit man, give it a rest.
DeleteHey Joe. BTW, did you ever manage to find something concrete to support your claim of "unknown primate dna" yet?
DeleteCOULD DON BE TGBF? HUMM.
DeleteA life time of seeking and Tim still has not figured out that the only skunk ape is himself.
ReplyDeleteT-fats in a wife beater...I must be (wet) dreaming!
ReplyDeleteINBREEDS looking for mystical apes. i used to be one of them.
ReplyDeleteHe may not be the best bigfoot hunter..but he is the damn sexiest..
ReplyDeleteSo Tim, you believe they migrate and they probably do but how is that going to help your research? Tom Biscardi has been hunting them for decades and he also ascribes to your theory however he is no closer than you in getting proof of their existence.
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