Three People Were Arrested For Not Having a (Bigfoot?) Hunting License, And For Wounding a Friend
These alleged "Bigfoot hunters" in Catoosa, Oklaoma are now behind bars. Two men told police their friend was accidentally shot as they searched the woods for Bigfoot last weekend. While the wounded man is in stable condition, three were arrested yesterday for "reckless conduct with a firearm", "obstructing an officer" and "destroying evidence". Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton said, ”Any story that starts out that someone is on a hunt for Sasquatch, we probably have problems with you from the get go.”
Sheriff Walton said, “And it was their remarks for going out in the woods or whatever at night and looking for varmints.”
“A situation where probably no one would have went to jail if they would have just told the truth at first but as it unfolds, we had three booked into custody and one in the hospital,” Sheriff Walton said.
Raw interview from Saturday:
[via KFOR.com]
TO ALL THE CLOWNS THAT ARE CELEBRATING SYKES
ReplyDeleteUnusual features of Kwits skull -
*very wide eye sockets
*elevated brow ridge
*thats could suggest ancient as opposed to modern human origins
Sykes' thought provoking alternative notion...
"Maybe she isn't an African of recent origin at all but one from a migration out of Africa, maybe many tens of thousands of years ago, and that she comes from a relic population taking refuge in the Caucases mountains"
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Zana was captured in the present day country of Abkhazia, on the eastern shore of the Black Sea along the Caucasus Mountain range. Zana was described her as having dark, greyish-black skin, bare on the face, but elsewhere she was covered in reddish-black hair. The hair on her head was a bit darker and formed a thick, tousled mane that hung down her back. Her face had a sloping forehead, prominent brows and cheekbones and massive jaws . Her nose was broad and flat, her eyes were reddish and she had large, strong white teeth. Her body was robust and muscular with well-developed breasts. She was tremendously strong, and also swift, able to even outrun a horse. Although she walked and ran upright on two legs, her arms were proportionately long and her toes could be widely splayed, especially the big toes which she could move separately. She would climb trees to get fruit and nuts and could crack walnuts in her bare hands. Her appetite was tremendous, and she would eat any food the villagers offered her. She would pull down an entire wild grapevine from the tree to feast on the grapes. At, first Zana was fierce and belligerent and was kept in shackles and chains. Food was thrown to her from a distance. After a while she became calmer when approached, and then she was moved to an enclosure with a wattled fence, on one side of which was a building with an awning. Zana dug a shallow hole underneath the awning, where she slept. Her favored position for sleep and rest was to crouch on her knees and elbows with her hands clasped behind her head.
DeleteZana seemed to accept her life among the villagers. She showed an interest in taking part in human activities and Edgi taught her to grind flour from grain, to fetch firewood and water and carry sacks of flour to and from the water-powered mill in the village. (Zana could easily pick up a full sack of flour with one hand.)She would even pull Genaba's boots off at night. Zana preferred her own natural coat of hair to manmade clothing. Although given dresses to wear, they would soon become torn from her vigorous activities. Later on she would tolerate the wearing of a loincloth. Zana had a favorite activity; rapping stones together and splitting them. Zana preferred the colder weather and seemed to tolerate the winter chill with no discomfort. On warm summer days she enjoyed cooling off in the ponds with the domestic buffalo. Zana would swim in the Molkva river all year round, even in winter and in the raging spring floods. She spent most of her time outdoors but occasionally visited houses when invited indoors.
DeleteIt is also a far greater leap of faith to suggest that the inumerable archeological and anthropological studies, printed news media and settler's diaries are fake... Than it is to acknowledge a cover up.
DeleteIt is something you have to deal with in afraid...
Schooled.
Joe, please just become a guest blogger. the best comments are inside anons and I can't find them among your instructional debates. Good stuff, put it on the front page.
DeleteANON 135 your correct Joes post are extremely interesting to read and i hope he continues.. B.D.
Deleteanon 135 is incorrect. his posts are long and boring and repetitive. not the recipe for shawn's blog. why don't you tale it to bigfootballyhoo you loosers.
Delete^ opinions are like ASS----S.. thnx for yours. BIG DORIS !
DeleteWhere is the proof that she was 'covered in hair'.
DeleteI'm looking for PROOF, not hearsay.
We do have PROOF from DNA evidence that she was human. Where's your proof that she was a relic hominid?
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DeleteAK 47 w/scope be a good huntin rifle – for critters, U be right follow up shots required – 30 round mag w/154SP rounds will take care of it no problem. Looks like bigfoot travels in groups so da one U are shootin @ be aware there beez others about. Been a few cases it these parts of hunters finding this out the hard way. So if U goes out for da big guy U might want to take a few buds with and do like we did in the army and set up a fireteam to cover the guy that is shootin. If U do go, check with the locals some will talk about these type of critters, U be able to narrow down your area to cover. Happy huntin : )
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DeleteProof that she had hair? lol Are you reaching here or forgetting the fact that there was a body that backed up the claims. I said this before and somehow it got erased so I will say it here. Sykes has an agenda. What put him on the scientific map was his controversial claim that all humans came from one female in SUB SAHARA Africa. (That is currently being challenged as specimens older than his timeline are being found in Asia which has it's own debate in it's self.)
DeleteBasically this database that he is comparing this stuff to is his own creation. He is the guy who mapped the human genome.
Reading between the lines here.. If he is so confidant that this is a Sub Saharan Negroid, then how could he even suggest that it could be of an earlier ancestor?
For those of you that may not know this, the sociological name for white people is "Caucasian". This is because they think we (white people) originated in these same mountains (The Caucuses) That Zana was found. So if his alternate theory on Zana was that she was a descendant from an earlier migration out of Sub Sahara Africa, he is saying that Negroids just suddenly evolved into Caucazoids.. Think about how stupid that sounds.
This is so simple it hurts. The DNA showed she was HUMAN. All the ideas about how she got there, the stories about her appearance, is all hearsay or speculation and proves nothing. It certainly doesn't add any proof or support to the case for unknown hominids.
DeleteThe stories about how she was found can also be easily excused due to slavery. Slavery in Russia at the time as not legal so to hold an African as a slave would be a problem for anyone. So the slave owner concocted this wild story playing off the mythology of the local community. He even got busy with the women and made babies. This was common practice here in the states. The point is that there are all kinds of ways to spin the stories and speculations of her origins. The only actual data point is DNA = HUMAN.
the DNA Proved she was a human from Africa unless you want to make the racist case she wasn't human.
DeleteBottom line, HUMAN is not an unknown hominid no matter when her family migrated to the Caucases mountains. Relic or not.
By the way, her son's features arn't unique. Remember the actor who played jaws on james Bond. His name is Richard Kiel and is from Detroit Michigan. He has many of the features you all are indicating Kwit had as "relic"
What does this post from Shawn have to do with Sykes?
ReplyDeleteBut PJ is always on topic!
Delete^ scared of black men,, because of small dick.
Delete^ duhh why else would he be here?
DeleteWhat is there to talk about.. A bunch of pro-kill morons went into the woods and one got shot... Weather you think bigfoot is real or if you are a skeptic or you believe it is not real, I think we all saw this one coming.
DeleteP.S. Imagine if Dick Chaney was a Bigfoot Hunter... Would Matt Moneymaker still be alive?
Are these the same group of idiots that shot bitch-tits or a different group of idiots?
ReplyDeleteDamn retarded hillbillies shootin their stupid friend and what not fukin idiots only dick is allowed to shoot people and get away with what the hell actin like no one told you damn hillbillies the news lyin cocksmokers
ReplyDeleteI have to speak up. I have worked at the Smithsonian for 32 years. I have cataloged the entire inventory on 2 occasions. There are no vaults that I know of that contain larger than normal human remains or anything else of a secret nature. With all of the people here this would be the last place our Govt. would want to put something they wanted to keep secret. There is another facility used for that purpose. All I will say on the subject.
ReplyDeletelol well then why bother telling, it doesn't matter what facility if we can't access it, now does it? or you.
DeleteInteresting.
DeleteThank you for that post.
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Deletejoe has stepped up his trolling since sykes released the no bigfoot bombshell
I would have thought even the JREFer would be done with this "Joe" persona but no he has taken the character to an all new level.
Good work sir, you certain do present a perfect poster boy for footery.
^ SO,, 156 if your observations are so obvious why comment??? golf clap. move along .. BIG DORIS !
Delete. . . . and thus the door is always left open a crack for the possibility. Nothing has yet been said that sounds convincing to me on exactly why the Smithsonian or any other government institution would want to keep giant skeletons a secret. Now 1:22 - without a name to verify that you actually worked there I'm afraid your post is . . . . well, just another posting. However the first part sounds correct and I suppose the last part about another facility could be true as well - but I find it hard to believe it is housing giant skeletons.
DeleteI have explained this to you at least twice. You cannot destroy a culture (native Americans) and celebrate it the same time.
DeleteWho's going to stop them monkey lover.
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ReplyDeleteZANA IS 100% MODERN HUMAN HOMO SAPIEN
and NO that does NOT lend credence to your complaint gaited, coned headed, knuckle dragging, 9 foot tall, PGFesque monkey man, not in the SLIGHTEST
fucking schooled my friend, fucking schooled
Read the quite up top Tard...
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Deleteyea thought so.
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yes and that comment got smoked by mine so now its your turn to try and come up with an argument
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DeleteJoe has no answers to anything.
DeleteLegends are not proof of anything. They are stories passed down from long dead people; myths.
By Joe's logic, Greek Mythology is real history, snakes were able to speak and vampires were a real threat.
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Joe is just a silly man with a lot of ghosts and goblins in his world.
DeleteWhoa there 3:31. Heinrich Schliemann discovered the location of Troy based on the Ilyiad and stories and "myths". He simply dug according to where the legends placed Troy. There it was.
DeleteThere are other examples.
You are presuming too much.
Ghosts and goblins are possible.
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DeleteProfessor Confessor: a location is one thing, but supernatural claims and other bullshit is another.
DeleteLocations on a map exist, but mythological beings do not.
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DeleteOMG Joe just got pwned again!
Deleteand his Mum too....Mum pwnage! LOL
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ReplyDeleteDANNY CAMPBELL, we all never knew how mentally ill you are till today! anything for attenion,, SICK.
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ReplyDeleteHate this racist weirdo, but Joe is hated by all, it's plain to see!
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ReplyDeleteI turn my back for two minutes and someone lets the KKK in.
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DeleteBig Ginger can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I've see it in Li.i.i.i.i.i.i.v.e. ACTION!
DeleteTakes trolling to new depths on BFE.
DeleteThis clown will get bored soon enough. I assume he's hiding his IP?
I hope he's technically minded if not he could soon have an unwelcome knock on his door.
Do what you have to do Shawn. No mercy.
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DeleteNothin Honey! goofball is what the Tampa Bay Bucs play < B-)
DeleteI hope he's technically minded if not he could soon have an unwelcome knock on his door.
DeleteDo what you have to do Shawn. No mercy.
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ReplyDeleteBut The N...word pales in comparison to what some of these idiots post. Especially the rants against women, describing rape, etc.
Anonymous posting is the issue.
Shawn deletes the racist stuff because he's a visible minority and it affects him personally, other types of hate speech... not so much.
DeleteGood point.
DeleteHe is usually does respond within a couple of hours but you have to point it out.
DeleteShawn when will you require a login and pass for this blog.
ReplyDeleteIt's becoming an embarrassment for us all!
Its because they realized . there arguments dont change anybodys mind, and ALL THE SKEPTICS have left is gross banal disruption!!
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DeleteYes Shawns mom, agreed. I would still post without annon.
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ReplyDeletenow now children. let's not let a few bad apples spoil the bunch. it's probably a disgruntled footer posting crap to get the blog more heavily moderated. doesn't work. they'll get banned or bored sooner or later. this blog is like headline news. sound bites. joe can take his LONG BORING POSTS to some other place where they would welcome it. he's like the troublemaking turd you just can't seem to get rid of.
ReplyDeletePitiful attempt DANNY CAMPBELL ^
DeleteThinks of Danny alot ^
DeleteNo one comes here for bigfoot, just the puerile comment section.
ReplyDeleteI shooted my brother so I drove him to the Quick Through for a soda pop and hot dog.
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ReplyDeleteThis is a very entertaining blog. I laughed so hard on this thread I passed a kidney stone.
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ReplyDeleteThank you Shawn.
ReplyDeleteShawn needs to go back to the Kelly Shaw thread at the last postings. He's back spewing hatred again.Cleaver he thinks,sez yoda.
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ReplyDeleteJim Lebus just bitch-slapped Tim Fatsano's grandmother while she was watching a Phil Poling breakdown of Rick Dyer's Daisy in a Box. Dr. Mathew Johnson flew into the room still wearing his Owl suit fresh from a SoHo Sasquatch owl impersonation party in his habituation zone. Reverend Jeff and Team boyGazers joined Me(Shawn), Smegma, and Cortino in a butless chaps pajama party where the squatchiest ass wins!
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