Solved: Aliens Reveal Jesus Near The Sea Of Galilee
Last month, a woman claimed an alien gave her old photographs of Jesus and his disciples traveling near the sea of Galilee, the largest freshwater lake in Israel. The website ADG (UK) obtained the exclusive never-before-seen photographs from an anonymous source, and gave this explanation:
"While visiting the Holy Land In 1967, a woman was approached by several humanoid Extraterrestrial beings near the sea of Galilee."
"The woman who wished to remain anonymous was told by the Aliens to take out her camera a small Kodak instamatic, and take a picture of the surrounding hillside."
"The Aliens told her she would be given the gift of a glorious event that occurred near that spot thousands of years ago."
"Not fully understanding the request the woman proceeded to take a picture."
"When she turned around, the Aliens had vanished."
"When the woman returned home she had the film developed."
The story sounds crazy, right? Well. That's because it is. Parabreakdown breaks it down for us:
Yep, it's fake.
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DeleteI am not a theologian...I am a cryptozoologist, so I can see the lake monster in the background...
ReplyDeleteHow about the photo at Gettysburg, where time traveler Andrew Basiago claims he went as a kid as part of the government's secret time travel project known as Pegasus. He even says Obama went with him to Mars, and saw both the crucifixion of Christ and signing of the Declaration of Independence. I know, it all sounds nuts but time travel is actually possible after all, it's not a theory anymore or sci-fi it's basically how ETs travel (which is jumping essentially not flying). So you see, since we have these crashed disc hence the technology too, it's probably a reality.
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DeleteWait--Jesus was crucified on Mars?
DeleteNo, on a hill by Golgotha apparently. Andy saw the rolling hills of Mars with Barack.
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Thank heavens for those 10ft hairy people running[more ambling at glacier speed accordino the films] around our national parks and yards in their thousands or life would be predictable
fuckin yanks,u couldnt believe in 2013 a site like this exists. to top that the locals think there are the cool knowledge ones,with their churlish chatter to each other [which i presume they think is ever so witty. sorry guys its lame as fuck] and calling sketics all kinds of things
please post link to the evidence please. not the 50year old film by the dying cowboy
There ain't no better close-up footage than that in public circulation presently.
DeleteThat's funny considering cameras nor photos were around back then.
ReplyDeleteIn a sense there were, time travel is possible after all (not publicly known about yet of course), just bring a camera to the place you want to go. Gosh, so much cool historic stuff I'd love to see.
DeleteB&W because aliens don't poses color photography yet.
ReplyDeleteother dimensions do exist and and the past and future are happening at the same time as we exist and windows can be opened to see it by those who know how to
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