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YGNALI
ReplyDeleteI do
DeleteI like it
I like nothing in a box
I like nothing with a fox
I like nothing in a house
I like nothing with a mouse
I like nothing in the uk
I got nothing
it's ok
What does the fox say? Acccaaaa Accaa achoooo
DeleteWhere is everyone?
ReplyDeleteIf they were all up in your ass you would surely know where they were.
DeleteSo close
ReplyDeleteObamacare must be hitting the Dr. pretty hard.
ReplyDeleteBastards! Well done, YGNALI.
ReplyDelete6 whole minutes and no gay pro/anti firsts?
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteDesperate times for footers.
Sykes shows that the bigfoot phenomenon is nothing but a psychological issue.
Prime example here.
#looneytoons approved
I'd check out Episode 3.
DeletePrepare to be startled. The Doctor has gone out on a limb. A theory at present but he's happy to stick his considerable reputation on the line.
A unknown to science polar bear hybrid AND and possible evidence of an unknown human tribe?
Holy fuckin Moly.
MMG
Yeah that theory he proposed about a large hairy hominid running around sure pwns footers
Deleteanon 5:16 .yeah that theory about the almasty .a large hairy hominid biped . that is now known as a sub species of homo sapien running around shure pwns skeptards ..
DeleteNo matter how these results from Sykes are spun there's still no evidence for Sasquatch and it's funny that yesterday the threads were full of anti-Sykes comments. A whole load of comments bout how nothing groundbreaking will be revealed on a documentary, how Channel 4 are run by the government, how science hates Bigfoot and that Sykes won't fall on his sword! Now he's every footers favourite! You guys really are full of shit!
Delete^ sure ly
Deleteanon558 some are jumping the gun cause thats all you guys do ..I know its stupid and premature .. it just that YOU dont ,, oh yea peace love an all.
DeleteI'm that way during sex too,jumping the gun
DeleteWith Joe ^
DeleteMan,I walked into that one
DeleteHAW !
Delete{ : ) }
5:58, Channel 4 is run by the government, what's your problem? The BBC is run by the government. Channel 4 is basically public TV, with government funding. Obviously the government will have some say on what is aired.
DeleteNot all footers are embracing Sykes. It's that Sykes may have discovered something.
You are 100% HYPOCRITICAL MY GOD!!!!
The skeptards have been on here whistling Dixie like morons ever since ep 1 aired, and what did they do before that? You guessed it: they trashed Sykes.
They followed the Schedule of Skepfoolery to the letter so far. The boot-kissing skeptards have embraced Sykes.
Don't be such a ridiculous hypocrite.
You are a walking talking joke.
SCHEDULE OF SKEPFOOLERY
DeleteMission Plan:
1. Attempt to preempt/short-circuit Sykes study publication by tailoring a tin foil hat for the doctor's head and continuing the smear campaign. CHECK!
2. If the Sykes results show only known animals, hurriedly withdraw the tin foil hats and smear campaign and embrace Sykes. CHECK!
3. Claim that neutral findings of known animals prove a negative, that bigfoot doesn't exist. (Please enjoy this fantasy.) CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!
4. If the Sykes study reveals the existence of an unidentified (hitherto by DNA) hominin, switch gears, ignore it, and attack the PGF, and claim that Patty is not one of these unknown creatures discovered by Sykes. (This must be done at all costs.) LET'S SEE!
5. If the Sykes study reveals the existence of an unknown hominin, redouble your efforts in attempting to fit the doctor with a tin foil hat. (This is imperative.)
6. If more clear footage, especially if linked with DNA per Sykes, comes to light of a creature appearing obviously to be of the same species as Patty, with the huge buttocks, enormous arm length, and the other matching details, though you will now have to accept the existence of the creatures, you must continue to attack and berate the PGF and all of those connected to it and decry it as fake, despite the mountain of evidence standing before you. (This is also imperative.)
7. To be clear, if bigfoot is proven to exist with another film in conjunction with DNA, no matter how precisely the creature filmed matches Patty, you must continue to proclaim the PGF a fake. This is our battle cry, and our main talking point.
We'll be seeing you on the usual skeptoid sites and forums.
We wish you good luck
Channel 4 is not funded by the government or part of the BBC you uneducated fucking moron. The BBC is not funded by the government but by tv licenses that the public pay for every year if you knew anything or even took two minutes to fact check your information you would know that. Were you too busy finger banger your sister to check your information? Also I don't seem to recall any Sykes bashing before the shows aired as both sides were hoping he'd prove them right. The only bashing has been from uneducated window licking motherfuckers like yourself because of the failure of the samples submitted from the USA. Love the way you paint us sceptics to be idiots when you obviously have no clue about what you are writing on here at all or any clue whatsoever about anything by the looks of it you huge fucking tool. Why would our country's government want to censor a programme on Bigfoot? You really think the British government give a flying fuck about your monkey man? You do realise that Wallace and Darwin who came up with the Theory of Evolution were English? If you mention religion that really shows how little you know about the UK as most people here are agnostic or atheists so any percieved damage to the Christian view is not something any of us give a shit about. You really are a perfect example of the ugly American, bold, brash and dumb as shit. Stop masterbaiting over pictures Michele Bachmann (or maybe her gay husband) and stroking your favourite assault rifle and learn something you fuckin tard, :)
DeleteI sure could use a good old American settler's story right about now. Where the hell is PBJ?
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
DeleteCome and listen to a story bout a man named Jed...
For Anon 4:47 Google roger Rangers big foot.
DeleteDr. Matthew A. Dolittle
ReplyDeleteDon't Pee On My Tent And Tell Me It's Raining
Paperback - $19.95
Hardcover - $29.95
Two goddam words:
ReplyDeleteHoaxmunky Thatfunkymunky
Damn son, you make the Beastie Boys proud!
DeleteThree Words:
DeleteHula. Hoop. Girl.
Is he selling sleeveless tees?
ReplyDeleteMan boob side boob tee shirts would sell like blueberry hotcakes.
And I will trade 3 300 pound chicks for a 900 pound owl.
(clive squashy)
DeleteSOLD ! To the man in the monkey suit.
I keep my spliffs in a jar.
Deletewhere's Joe?
ReplyDeleteit's time for his daily beating
He's on sick leave...Bigfoot wiped forward.
DeletePENIS EXTENDED to Midnight on Sunday, November 3rd!!!
ReplyDeleteThe tale of Zana and her son, Khwit, have been staples in the mystery hominid stories of Russia where their version of “Bigfoot” is called the Almas or Almasty. It was suspected that Zana was not human but possibly a relict hominid, such as a Neanderthal. Previous study of Khwit DNA showed that he was all human. This more specific test was able to show that Zana was not of local origin but she was human. Her exoticness is likely what prompted the stories that morphed into her being non-human.
ReplyDeleteNow, many will argue that this does not preclude the existence of relict hominoids (hominids) that could be the Almasty. True, it does not. They also argued that Sykes finding of bear DNA did not preclude the existence of the Yeti in the Himalayas or that the unmysterious results of DNA samples from North America does not mean there is no Sasquatch/Bigfoot. But cryptozoologists were excited that this would finally be the study that gave them proof. Sykes’ response is that is gives them ANSWERS. When you take all the scientific data all together, it DOES NOT point to unknown primates still living in remote areas of the world. Is it possible? Yes. Is it probable? No. And, it’s looking less and less probable every day.
All the russian women were hairy pre chernobyl,when their hair fell off we found out they were hot,when we found out they were hot the cold war ended,look at Putin,hairless pecs,see,it all leads back to bigfoot
DeleteChechens are all subhuman if you ask me.
DeleteEven if you don't.
Smoked, that was only of the only rational and logical posts on here for a long time, I totally agree with it! Unfortunately, I have a feeling many on here will disagree as they seem entirely intent on jumping the gun and assuming that this latest Sykes revelation vindicates their Sasquatch theories of population of hairy humans roaming the US. Think we'd all like that to be true but the reality is real evidence still needs to be collected before anyone can say that with any certainty, no matter what certain posters on here will say.
Delete5:53: Let's see, large people covered with hair with brow ridges and odd-shaped skulls, living in the wild, in forgottten primitive tribes . . .
DeleteThat sounds like an almasty to me.
What's your problem?
You will notice all the knuckle dragging dimwitted skeptards keep skipping the covered-with-hair part. A minor detail, that!!!
Let's see if Zana looked anything like Patty, shall we?
Oh, and humans are primates too.
We need better skeptards round these parts. These wuns aren't brite enuff.
Dreamer,nothing but a dreamer
DeleteSo, in other words.
ReplyDelete1.) All the samples of Bigfoot and Yeti DNA turned out to be bear and other animals
2.) The Zana case touted by generations of cryptozoologists as one of their best, is instead a horrible case of racism, abuse, and rape, the reframing of victims as beasts.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the moment when Bigfoot leaves pseudoscience, and becomes mysticism. This is the Mogul balloon (first discovered by ufologists, no less), the MJ12 documents. This is the Surgeon’s photo and Operation DeepScan. This is the Cottingsley Fairies.
People will still honestly report what they think was Bigfoot. There will still be Bigfooters that try to work in a cargo cult science frame. But this is where, IM not humble O, the split happens, and we see the previous generation quietly give way to a mostly mystical form of folklore and practice.
And that’s probably for the best.
anon557 ALL you do is assume, and thats all you can do, zana had a mother and a father ,try reading the whole account of this relic homo sapien sub species known as ALMASTY!!.... and you will see that thier range was all the way to the himalyas east to china across the bering strait,,, NOW HOW IS THAT FOR ASSUMING!! . wait 3 mos then open your cakehole!!
DeleteThanks for replying to your own previous post.
DeleteYou obviously didn't have the confidence that it would stand up to scrutiny on it's own.
The latest Sykes news is blow to tards everywhere but try to keep your dignity at least.
MMG
Fooled ^
DeleteAgain
You allmosty had him,see what I did there
Delete5:57, go to Hell immediately.
DeleteWe are done with you up here.
You are clueless.
No 5:57, the Zana as slave theory is only one of Sykes' theories. Why do you seize on only that one theory? Rather convenient for you, what?
DeleteYou have skipped his other theory. Also, Zana as African slave in no way explains being covered in hair. No Africans that I've ever heard of have hair covered bodies. They are usually nearly hairless. Furry-chested Africans aren't usual, even.
Massive contradiction.
Misspelled: Cottingley.
What else? Mysticism? Quite a valuable thing. Bigfootery doesn't have to go there at this point; there is physical evidence to deal with. Still, don't knock mysticism. It could be important for you.
Note that mysticism is outside science; science is unable to measure or observe mysticism; science is unable to prove or disprove mysticism, the mystical.
Science nuts who run around claiming science has disproven a ghost, have several screws loose. Science as a tool and practice is inapplicable to ghosts, or anything of super-nature, which by definition is outside nature.
Be content with what science can do, restricted to the physical world. Don't try to apply science to the mystical. It is the wrong measuring stick. You will always come up with naughts.
Give me a break!
DeleteDid I miss something? Didn't the Sykes DNA PROVE Zane was human just not from around the local population and everything else is speculation including where she was from, when and how she got to Russia, relic hominid and all? Seems plausible to me that if I were holding a slave I could play off local myths to obfuscate that fact. I agree with the post above that with every revelation from Sykes the probability of a smoking gun is decreasing Don't get me wrong I would love to see Sykes prove that an un discovered hominid is in NA but to me it appears he is systematically taking apart the strongest circumstantial evidence and when he is done bf will simply be a myth
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Delete^^Nope, that about sums it up.
Deletesorry mmg , I was 5:56 and 6:04 .I realise i am bieng redundant ..however sometimes i think these skeptics only comprehend redundancy.
ReplyDeleteBed-wetter ^
Delete^ BOY-HOWDY
DeleteSay that again please,I wasn't listening
Delete^ CAUSE YA GOT SHIT BETWEEN YER EARS!
DeleteI still respect and love you
Deleteor shit in a jar whatever.
Deletei know banned.
DeleteBuy my coffee cups and shitting jars
DeleteJust like not finding bigfoot, we now have the not bigfoot files
Delete5:56, 6:04, 6:40, I'm sure MMG was talking to 5:57, the same person you were replying to. You had a great comment and I'm sure MMG agreed with it.
DeleteThnx.mb
DeleteIndeed anon.
DeleteThe comment from the BEB obv post is spot on as usual.
Keep up the good work!
MMG
The average life expectancy of sasquatch is 45,000 years.
ReplyDeleteFact.
(clive squashy)
DeleteIf it's posted here...it must be true.
sorry I am spending $$$ on my own research and adventures, recordings of owls just don't cut it for me, we all can record owls and say they are sasquatch, until someone has video of a sasquatch doing owl calls its just an owl, sorry matt..you should know better...
ReplyDeleteBut MJ doesn't know any better. Why? Because he is desparate to catch up with Miiiike Patterson of Sasquatch Ontario. Which is not gonna happen in his lifetime. MJ has no clue of where Patterson's research area is, so he can't move in and setup camp a couple of miles away, like he did to "Sasquatch Mystery Center" out of Grants Pass, Oregon, and then call it his own site where he habituated the Bigfoot. SOHA is only a couple of miles directly to the west of SMC's site. So SOHA is contacting either the same Bigfoot as SMC or some Bigfoot that have learned through the grapevine, how to throw humans a few scrap experiences, and get food treats in return.
DeleteLast month, MJ claimed that a tree frog croaking was a Bigfoot calling out "Maaaatt".
This month, MJ mistakes clear owl vocalizations for Bigfoot, and then goes on public record.
What's going to happen next month? Who knows, but I believe that we can rule out anything that Miiike Patterson has done.
Shawn...really? whaddya gett'n. 10% ? pitiful.
ReplyDeleteWho will buy my sweet red roses? "Please Sir," said forest friend"may I have some more?"He sadly holds up his empty.gifting bowl."More awesome sandwiche food?!"Thunders Mr. Bumble Johnson"Whats the world coming to?!"
ReplyDeleteThis comment should be removed by the author. ^
Delete^This author should be removed altogether.
DeleteBuy our swag and help us go camping.
ReplyDeleteWhat a crock of shit Johnson is.
Doesn't Dr J claim to be the most qualified man in US medical history?
DeleteI would normally suggest that having to scrape a living by selling crappy merch is odd but hey who would employ this guy?
MMG
One of the most credible Voices in looney toon land....
ReplyDelete^^^One of the weakest voices in tooneytard ville.
Delete#SkepTwerk approved
you gotta be shittin' me.. you mean after the conclusiveness evidence by the top scientist testing the best of the best samples of "bigfoot" and said it was dog hair, people are still going out camping and getting titilated by some noise. "shhh .. did you hear that. it's gettin' sqatchy.." i think its time for intervention. there needs to be some type of 12 step program or a debriefing for these people who still pay for this type of titilation.
ReplyDelete^^^Didn't get the almasty memo
Delete#TwerkTard approved
If correct,
DeleteZana could be
evidence of a
hitherto unknown
human 'tribe', dating
from a distant time
when the human
species was still
evolving and whose
ancestors were
forced into remote
regions, like the
Caucasus
mountains, by later
waves of modern
humans coming out
of Africa.
I haven't been titillated in a long time. A long, long time. A long, long, long time...
Deleteo! didn't he record 1 1/2 of bigfoot knowing there were people in the area all sounding off there hoop and hollaring... but somehow his recording was bigfoot. o please!
ReplyDeleteThis Dr should have money coming out of his ears!!!! Friggin' Nutjob!!!!! Not a single cent from me!! ™
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