Here's The Preview For Tonight's "Calling for Bigfoot in Santa Cruz" Finding Bigfoot Episode
In tonight's episode of Finding Bigfoot, the team travels to Santa Cruz to visit the Bigfoot Discovery Museum. The museum's owner directs them to recent eyewitnesses and secret hotspots. Bobo hopes the smells from an authentic Hawaiian luau will be too much for nearby bigfoots to resist. Watch the preview below:
The legend lives on because the NDA's gone
ReplyDeleteof the big brother called "Chiye-tanka."
The sasquatch, it's said, can't be photograph-ed
With a Kodak or Flir or Minolta.
He'll stand and he'll stare then vanish into thin air
And we're gnashing and chafing and churning
That we can't find a squatch is a kick in the crotch
That four score and seven years we've been learning.
So the footers all came seeking hominid game
And to prove that they weren't bathshit crazy
On the woods they descend, whether real or pretend
Except for Henry May- too fucking lazy!
And without much ado 'cept a camera crew or two
They knocked and they howled very sweetly
They combed through the brush, through the rain, snow and slush
And they missed that ol' sasquatch completely!
So they went back inside and their clothes they all dried
And they said it's just too cold and nasty
It's easier, I think, just to pour a stiff drink
And to post crap about the almasty.
There arose quite a crew and a lunatic or two
Who taught us all how to go squatchin.
They're on the radio and that silly cable show
And they've got us all listenin and watchin.
Tim Fasano he blogged as his arteries clogged
Then he stomped round the same quarter acre
Rick Dyer I'm told is a brigand quite bold
But he pales beside Matt Moneymaker
And more footers came and showed more of the same
With YouTube vids ad infinitum
And Coyotes and owls shared their laughter in howls
At the ass load from poor Melba Ketchum
Coleman and Noel, Meldrum, Green, Krantz and Pfohl
Are some who did measure great strides
Byrne, Munns, Dahinden, Burtsev, Kulls, Erickson
If I missed some call David Paulides.
But to Sykes we all turned as a scientist learned
And we gave him our samples to test
To find DNA of our brother astray
And put this gray matter to rest.
Then along came Peace Joe, Sykes results he did know
We should all buckle up and get ready
But episode one showed us Himalayan
Bears were what we've mistaken for yeti.
Then episode two told us what we all knew
Without a kiss we'd been taterholed
When after episode three there was no more to see
Came the wreck of the Peace Joe Fitzgerald.
Does anyone know where Joe's bullshit all goes
When the trolls go back under their bridges
There's giant skeletons, ancient fucking aliens
And sky serpents and midtarsal ridges.
100 years on when this blog is long gone
and Shawn Evidence he smiles down from heaven
All the barbs and the darts and the jokes about farts
and my taterhole will all be forgiven.
WTF?
DeleteA four thousand word post to whine about a footer from several thousand miles away.
Hope it was worth it NA cos no f*cker is gonna read it.
MMG
It was fun to write you moron.
DeleteApologies to Gordon Lightfoot and the crew of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, lost on Lake Superior 38 years and 1 week ago today.
NA that was hilarious and the most brilliant smoking ever delivered...ever ...end of discussion
DeleteThank you.
DeleteYou simply could have typed 'I don't believe in Bigfoot' NA.
DeleteMore folks would have read it.
I'm glad you found it 'fun to write'. My advice to you NA is get out more. The basement is safe but lurking down there and writing essay's about bigfoot isn't gonna get you laid.
....And boy do you need to get laid. :)
MMG
Hey dipshit-
DeleteI vividly remember the day she sunk. Married with children, horses, chickens, etc.
I'm on the computer quite a bit, being a professional programmer. Some people actually run more than one application at a time, and keep multiple tabs open on the internet.
Quit being so fucking butthurt all the time.
I think sensitive boy has his prorities totally wrong. I think he should fart out a piece on why someone would frequent a blog that they have not the slightest idea about, trying to pick arguments for attention that is clearly the issue here, and then have to change his avatar because he's too sensitive to take a little back.
DeleteNow that would be hilarious.
Burger flipper more like too... HA!
Epic skills NH!
DeleteLONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!!!!!
KEEP ON SQATCHIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!!!!!
MMG is back and the butthurtness has just gone through the roof.
DeleteGreat stuff.
DeleteThanks for the mention.
-original ancient fucking aliens guy
What's up two bits
DeleteNA's song made me laugh out loud, thanks buddy! It's people like you with a good sense of humor that make the site fun! It's almost worth Joe's cut and paste bullshit to read funny posts like yours, keep it up NA
DeleteNA - I read this exact same thing in an early American settler's diary.
ReplyDelete^I believe it was the journal of Josiah Taterhole
DeleteWhat's hilarious, is he stayed in all weekend to come up with that crap!
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!
Sensitive boy.
Wrong. It wrote itself while I was waiting for pages to load. I had to actually edit out about a dozen verses that were too awkward, slanderous or disgusting.
DeleteAnybody who lived in the Great Lakes region in 75-76 will remember the song well.
^it probably took him about twenty minutes to come up with it...not everybody's brain is as dysfunctional as yours
DeleteI think sensitive boy has his prorities totally wrong. I think he should fart out a piece on why someone would frequent a blog that they have not the slightest idea about, trying to pick arguments for attention that is clearly the issue here, and then have to change his avatar because he's too sensitive to take a little back.
DeleteNow that would be hilarious.
Oh dear. Is Joe accusing others of attention seeking?
DeleteHow's your shitty YouTube channel doing?
Go and check it out and learn something you silly boy.
DeleteI love the way your cogs are in overdrive now that Sykes ruined your little three part series! HA HA HA HA!!
I so wish I could have seen your face. Priceless.
For the love of Squatch, please stop with the all Caps "Ha Ha Ha's" It make you look like a crazed numb sac.
DeleteThank You,
Management
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Delete^You guys asked for it....
DeleteMMG
I asked for nothing and liked it.
DeleteJoe hasn't uploaded public videos to Youtube.
DeleteFAIL!
MMG and Joe, it says alot about these trolls who rush over here hyperventilating from the JREF etc. boards simply because they can't stand that you believe a certain level of evidence.
DeleteThink about it; they can't stand that some enthusiasts accept some evidence; they can't sleep over this. They have to race over and throw stupidities cherry picked from the Icon Films series while they ignore what else was presented.
But really, why can't they stand that you accept some evidence? It drives them mad that you accept some evidence. They are losing sleep over this simple fact.
Why?
Really, why?
They aren't content to let you accept some evidence while they reject all evidence. Why not? Why aren't they pleased as punch with that arrangement? Why are they not happy to disbelieve in private, and let you believe certain things?
They are insecure and cannot stand that anyone would accept any level of evidence. They can't take it. They are obsessing.
The Randi Manifesto urges its skeptardical acolytes to "take action," so they come over here screaming their idiotic skulls off their stupid shoulders because they can do it without leaving their chairs.
Still, why? Most of us don't give a flying fig what their beliefs are. When they bring these beliefs here in the form of hysterical attacks and then they get it back, they complain of the resistance.
They are not content to disbelieve and believe certain things within themselves, privately. They are in turmoil. Not only are they not happy with their own beliefs, they are uncontrollably propelled to come here and go nuts because MMG and Joe have accepted some evidence.
If they were secure and happy in their beliefs, would they not be quiet and content, controlled and calm?
Certainly nothing controlled and calm about our skeptical brethren.
DeleteAt least we got a song today. That was erm... nice.
MMG
I accept plenty of evidence, just not anything anyone says or shows. I don't act like I know it all and refuse to accept when I'm wrong. I don't carry on claiming a proven 100% homo sapien sapien is a relic hominin and concrete proof that bigfoot is real.
DeleteFoottards like that are a disgrace to the field of bigfoot research.
11.30 aka the resident butthurt footer is truelly raging today.
DeleteThe truth of the matter is its deluded people like you that bleeve so hard they can't accept that skeptics don't accept the evidence. Which is kind of laughable because when looking at it there is zero evidence.
Plenty of evidence indicating the whole bigfoot thing is nonsense. Evidence that people lie. Evidence that people can misidentify. Evidence that people can hoax. Actual evidence from puported bigfoot that is a known animal every single time. What there isnt is any actual evidence of an actual bigfoot or evidence that has lead to or indicted an actual bigfoot any time anywhere ever.
You just got fucking pwned.
^^ A word to the wise my little troll friend.
DeleteYOU do not get to decide who gets 'smoked' or 'pwned'.
MMG
^yes he does...until you can offer scientifically verifiable proof of bigfoots existence...yes he does, little diaper butt worshiper
DeleteFirst oh yeah
ReplyDeleteI see this show hasn't changed much. I stopped watching after the second season. I see I didn't miss much.
ReplyDeleteSorry Bobo.......
YGARALI
ReplyDeleteYou'll Get A Rabbit And Like It
Sometimes my self aware disembodied taterhole fish gets them menstrual cramps real hard.
ReplyDeleteI was at Mike's museum a week before Animal Planet was supposed to film there. I decided it wasn't worth the three mile drive to go meet the cast. I have stopped by Mike's museum many, many times. Lived around the corner for about a year before moving a little further up in the mountains. I have to chuckle a bit about the Ben Lomond reports. It's a small town, and I'm fairly certain if there were Sasquatch roaming around in the area, they would be reported fairly frequently. For people who haven't visited the Santa Cruz mountains, they are gorgeous and well worth a visit if you are in the area. Mike is also a blast to talk to, and really knows how to ignite imagination. The actual museum is quiet small, but lots of fun.
ReplyDeleteUnlike this show unfortunately, once you realize it's all a scam that they have no intentions of ever finding any Bigfoots but in fact merely there to keep the myth going on government orders. Yep, you can bet BFRO's sanctioned and part of the cover-up.
DeleteRemind us agian why th government wants to cover up the existence of possibly a handful of monkeys in North America?
DeleteBecause only us with the tinfoil pyramids on our head know what the government is really talkin about of course duhhhh
DeleteMonkey's?
DeleteBeing an 'expert' on all things BF you will know that we are not dealing with 'monkey's' here NA.
Just another lame attempt to belittle this subject which is clearly very close to your heart.
MMG
Hey MMG got monkey?
DeleteNo, but I have a rather nice necklace of troll shrunken heads.
DeleteWant a closer look?
MMG
give's shrunken head ^
DeleteLol sorry MMG that's funny
Delete11:29, because they aren't monkeys. Duh...
DeleteYEP ANOTHER YEAR OF FINDING NOTHING.
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOVED IT!
DeleteAnon 10:52, I'd really like to go there. It would be great for Mike if substantial proof was found while he's still around.
ReplyDeleteI smoke two rocks in the mornin
ReplyDeleteI take 6 benzos at night
I take a handful of morphine in the afternoon it makes me feel alright
One time I shot some heroine and later that weekend I died
Dude, seriously, get some help.
DeleteDude seriously your mom likes it.
DeleteOh wait I get it sublime and Bradley was your mentor how about you trade your Birkenstocks and your incense in for a fuckin JOB
DeleteBobo used to roadie for those guys, I think?
DeleteMMG was laying low after getting his smoking from sykes. Hes back now thinking maybe we have forgot.
ReplyDeleteWe will never forget MMG. You got fucking smoked.
Smoked?
DeleteBy whom exactly? You? Sykes? Or perhaps some other tragic skeptard?
You are a faceless, nameless, worthless troll.
MMG
Whilst we are on the subject of Sykes....
DeleteLatest update on the CONTINUING study:
"We also learned that we may have tested
and examined an offspring of Patrick. We are awaiting confirmation. If it true then it is a good day to be a Bigfoot researcher" - Rhettman Mullis.
MMG
You smoked yourself to be fair by bleeving in a magic ape
DeleteMullet already baited you footers before saying sykes study will be noteworthy and we should watch the show... its a smoking.
DeleteMullis was no great friend of 'the show'. He was cut out it and fought to ensure that Sykes wasn't cut out too.
DeleteMullis never promised anyone proof of BF but the hybrid bear and Sykes revelations in episode three are a big deal.
The world of BF goes on regardless. Much to the despair of the skeptic troll.
MMG
MIKE RUGG FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletetaterhole
ReplyDeletewell in the preview they did see a bigoot on the flir. it was a rat with big feet. keep searching.
ReplyDelete2013 the year of bigfoot bust. melba made claims of a hominid and so did the erickson project with announcement that they had habituation site and proof. But then to release a wookie.. it don't get any funnier that chewbacca. lets not forget mullins and sykes newfound revelations. boy it was a revelation that put the nail on the bigfoot coffin. lets see there was bear, horse , cow , porcupine and maybe a racoon and dog. face it people everything that is to be discovered has all be discovered. there will be no more discoveries of any great magnitude unless life on another planet. all the universities only train grunt men and women to work on what already has been discovered. true there are some new intricacies in medicine and technology to learned. it is not a new discovery. dna and atomic structures have been discovered. again the trained proffessionals are working on what someone else discovered.
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