Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
POOP!
ReplyDeleteKeep it in a jar, OK?
DeleteI'll get 2nd and like it
ReplyDeleteDef not a Squatch in the video, could be a Sleestak though.
ReplyDeleteYep, Marshal, Will, and Holly shot the video.
DeleteOn a routine expedition?
DeleteYeah, they were out looking for that hairy little bastard, Chaka. He stole all their Zagnut bars.
DeleteKinda gives away our age by knowing just what these references are LOL
DeleteSasquatch Must Die
ReplyDeletehttp://whofortedblog.com/2013/11/12/sasquatch-must-die-why-cryptozoology-needs-a-body/
Err slight problem... bigfoot don't exist
DeleteNo, but SlaveBearFoot does.
DeleteYeeahyuh Slavebearfoot
DeleteThere's nothing on the hill!
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing on the hill
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many nightstands this article will magically appear on?
DeleteAny delicious recipes to share boys?
ReplyDeleteSome killer honey BBQ sauce you?
DeleteDon't forget the book "Cooking with Semen". I'm not making that up, that's a real book.
ReplyDeleteNow that's nasty I don't know about you but I've never tasted mine but I guess some dudes like it or there'd be no such thing as a snowball CREEPY
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