Sunday, November 3, 2013

Breaking: Russian Almasty, Zana Was an African Slave [Dr. Bryan Sykes Results]


Thanks to everyone in the U.K. for the Sykes update. Our friend Nadia Moore in California had a live stream up on her computer (Thanks to Adam Davies) and here's what she wrote about the Zana DNA result from Dr. Bryan Sykes:

Dr. Sykes results indicate that Zana's offspring have the same percent of Neanderthal as the rest of the current population which contains Neanderthal DNA.  Analysis of her sons tooth show that she was 100% Sub-Saharan African.  Either an escaped slave or possibly from a more ancient migration out of Africa.

Our twitter feed was buzzing after the show (thanks to everyone for the updates!):













We wrote about Zana here on Bigfoot Evidence last year. Here are the details of what locals reported:

One of the most intriguing stories from 19th century Russia is the story of Zana, who is reputed to have been a female almas (Russian name for sasquatch) captured by villagers in what is today known as Abkhazia , Western Caucasus. Details regarding just how she was captured are sketchy at best.

Villagers described her as covered with reddish-black hair with a large muscular build, large teeth, and fingers and toes longer than humans, in fact, she was able to splay her toes widely and move apart the big toe. Her wild animal-like tendencies frightened most who encountered her and for 3 years her food was tossed to her from a distance. Eventually, she became tame enough to be allowed to wander about fairly freely. Despite this, she continued to sleep outside in a self-dug hole in the dirt, refused to wear clothes, (became willing to tolerate a loin cloth), and never learned to speak. She developed the ability to perform simple tasks and seemed to respond to her name. Villagers recall she had a voracious appetite and even had a penchant for wine, sometimes sleeping for hours in a swoon-like state after indulging. Among her peculiar behaviors were clacking stones together and lying in a cool pool side by side with buffalo.

But here's the most interesting part of the story. Zana became pregnant by local men (perhaps it was the wine) and produced six offspring! The first two newborns died after she washed them in chilly spring water shortly after giving birth. Village women subsequently rescued the following four infants and cared for them, raising them as normal human children. Zana was the mother of two sons and two daughters. Yahoo contributor Robert Craeller lists their names and approximate birth year.

"The oldest son was Dzhanda, the youngest, Khwit. The older girl was Kodzanar and the second, Gamassa. All of them had children of their own, and their descendants are dispersed across Abkhazia. In the official census their last name was listed as Sabekia, although the two youngest, Khwit and Gamassa were raised by Edgi Genaba's wife. (It was rumored that Genaba himself fathered those children). Their birthdates are listed as: Dzhanda; 1878, Kodzanar; 1880, Gamassa; 1882 and Khwit; unknown."

Khwit 

Of the four, the most is known about her youngest son Khwit. Exceptionally strong Khwit managed quite well within society although he possessed a quick temper and was prone to picking fights. Khwit died in 1954 around the age of 65-70. In the 1970's, well-known hominologist and researcher Igor Burtsev led an expedition to locate the remains. Studies were conducted on the skull by scientists in Moscow who noted peculiarities, but differences weren't remarkable enough to conclude the skull was outside the parameters of a modern human. Female skeletal remains were found in a grave next to Khwit, but scientists were unable to conclusively identify them as the bones of Zana.

Igor Bourtsev on the excavation
The skull of  Khwit 

A woman
The skeleton in the neighborly grave

Robert Craeller also notes this information regarding the grandchildren of Zana.

"In his field research interviewing the residents of Abkhazia, Russian hominologist Boris Porshnev met several of Zana's grandchildren. He remarked that he was immediately impressed by their dark skin and non-Caucasoid looks. One of the grandchildren, Shalikula was exceptionally strong, and could pick up a grown man sitting in a chair by grasping and lifting the chair with his jaws and teeth! Two other grandchildren, Chalikoua and Taia, were also reported to have the same general appearance and notably robust jaw muscles and bone structure."

Read Director of International Hominology Igor Burtsev's full account about his research of Zana here:

www.hominology.narod.ru

249 comments:

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    1. 1:22 is a butthurt footer

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    2. Let's get this over with- you footers can come on and explain how NO YETI and NO BIGFOOT and NO ALMASTY is just a giant victory for the believers.
      C'mon. Blurt it out.

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    3. Same as always, what did you expect other than the cover-up continues...

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    4. Yup- The Secret Society for the Suppresion of Bigfoot Evidence for No Apparent Reason wins again. They always win.

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    5. Aw poor Joe got knocked off his pedestal LMFAO!

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    6. SYKES IS GIVING ALL YOU STUPID FUCKS JUST WHAT YOU ALL DESERVE!!!!!

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    7. Bleevers 2-1 Skeptics

      Unknown to science 'bears' and the leading DNA scientist staking his rep on an unknown human 'parallel tribe.

      Thank you Dr S!

      MMG

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    8. KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT, MMG!

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    9. wtf is mmg on about? he's lost his mind

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    10. All skeptics ignored Sykes 'theory'.

      I cannot blame them for this. To be pwned by Sykes is something we ALL can enjoy.

      Bury your head in the sand guys, Sykes is going to be coming for quite some time to come.

      MMG

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    11. Um......yeah, and we're all still sweating and scared shitless, right? You guys talked so much shit leading up to this that your lips will be stained brown for years to come. Doesn't matter what ya say at this point, you still look like clown shoes.

      With love,
      YGNALI

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    12. No love here YGNALI.

      Sykes was supposed to pwn us and here you are on the ropes hoping that the bell goes soon.

      It was a pleasure.

      MMG

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    13. Shhhh- don't worry about. Joe got smoked. It's okay.

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    14. I always amused by the bigfoot advocates constantly changing the perimeters of their beliefs. First it was the Patterson man-like ape and then it was Melba's forest people and now they will settle for a "primitive human" which turns out to be a 100% Sub-Saharan African. In other words they can take a shit sandwich and call it gourmet.

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    15. After getting absolutely taterholed for 3 straight weeks, I don't blame MMG for not thinking straight.

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    16. ^ Not yet watched the show. In for a nasty surprise. Mmg smoked? Really? Deluded.

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  2. Sykes is coming vroom vroom!

    - joe fitz

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    1. If you see Joe around here, please remind him that we will no longer tolerate his lies.

      JOES A STINKIN LIAR

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    2. ^ Says his co-cover-up friend...

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    3. 149 is a carrier of the SMOKETARD gene. How does it feel? Tell the UFO cover up tards to move over. But I think they did make you a tinfoil hat.

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  3. A couple of horses what a smoking

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    1. Horses? Or CHARIOTS of the GODS?
      Vrooooooooom!

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  4. Hi Joe! Did Sykes come and deliver like you said he would?

    Pwned. Schooled. Obliterated. You're welcome.

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    1. Skyes' alternate theory ignored again:

      Zana of tribe of primitives.

      Oh sure, yes, right skeptard, being covered in reddish brown hair, with a divergent big toe, being oversized with a brow ridge, wow Joe sure got smoked.

      Yeah, African women are commonly covered in reddish brown hair and are huge with brow ridges and divergent big toes.

      The question is, what are you smoking there, brite wun 1:16?

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    2. Same DNA as any other human. No bigfoot for you, footard.

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    3. ^thinks all Africans are primitives

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    4. 1:25 is PJ too afraid of showing up. Cue PJ reading this and posting...

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    5. He's busy lying in a cool pool side by side with buffalo.

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  5. How about "you'll get nothing and you'll like it"

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  6. This is a serious win for BHers...no shit!

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    1. what does Biglari Holdings Incorporated have to do with it?

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  7. Yep, I voted African Slave, go figure...

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    1. Alternate theory per Sykes is not African slave. Also Africans aren't typically covered with orangutan-like hair.

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    2. So Sykes results say African slave but his other results say not African slave? DNA works out the same so you lose, butthurt one.

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    3. Alternate theory per 126 is that bigfoot IS real, and is going to let him ride on his shoulders and then they'll be elected King and Queen of the Harvest Moon Ball.

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    4. Any pictures of her covered in hair? Nope. But we have pictures of her offspring. Are they covered in hair? Nope. Wouldn't you think the offspring would at least get some off this trait. Look at the picture of Kwitt he simply looks like a like a mix between an African and a Russian, which he is. Guarantee the people of this area had never seen an African and I'm sure greatly exaggerated her appearance.

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    5. anon156.. no one has the time for me to give you a class on recessive genetic traits,, but your logic is flawed. I think if were to spend the next 1hour schooling you !! ALL I WOULD BE DOING IS WASTING MY TIME ,,love,peace ..

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    6. 218,, the fact that KHWIT isnt covered in hair ,PROVES that zana is a archiac hominid homo sapian .. however the armchair scientist here know nothing about genetics ..HINT ! why are african features usually dominant ?..look it up ! there is your answer..

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    7. 218- the loosermoronidiot lost a lot of blood out the sphincter today

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    8. ^ WAS wondering what your MOUTH was doing down there at my ASSHOLE..

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    9. 327 ooh ooh loooosermoronidiot uuuuh, DUHH,DUH!!

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  8. I was the damn proud of my African slave voter guy

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  9. Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
    Sold in a market down in new orleans.
    Scarred old slaver know he's doin alright.
    Hear him whip the women just around midnight.

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  10. This was reported two days ago. Stop acting likes its breaking news.

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    1. Fuck you. It's official now. You can eat shit.

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  11. Hot tip: bigfoot isn't real.

    Hot tip guy

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    1. back up there son- when you say isn't, you mean 'is not', am I correct about that?

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    2. Bigfoot's real alright only being officially denied.

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    3. LOOK ! mr johnny hot tip guy ,, YOU AINT REAL...

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    4. So what you're saying is that the reason there are no pictures, or bones, or hair, or anything from these giant organisms is that they don't exist? Am I reading that right?

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  12. So a mentally disturbed African slave showed up in a place where no one had ever seen one before. The description of a type of person they had never seen got wilder and wilder with the telling, and so she was categorized as a beast as result of fear, jealousy, and racism. Not a new story. She didn't have six kids because men liked to rub up against her fur-covered body.

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    1. DONT BE SO SHURE ! you mean to tell us, you have never stayed till closing time in a bar ?

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    2. 2:47, Why should one do so? Go ugly early and avoid the rush!! Get it??

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    3. yup. been there done that, sad to say.

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    4. Most of us go Hogging in our lifetime LOL!!

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    5. Rush,we've got to copywrite the ferlife brand

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    6. I've just bought a MMGferlife boob-tube!

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    7. Yo rumfer, I am on that!! Count on it. I'll give you 70%, as you are the originator.

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    8. Master P has already made a copyright on the Thugferlife, and thuglife brand.

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  13. Didn't we know this last week? What's breaking about this?

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    1. Joe Fitzgerald is a stinking liar.
      -Dr, Brain Sykes

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    2. Dr. Brain Sykes is a stinking liar.

      -Joe Fitzgerald.

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    3. I got paid and Joe got smoked.
      - Dr. Brain Sykes

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    4. How may posts from the same skeptard clown who cannot spell BRIAN.

      It's Brian not Brain.

      I'm glad you guys are here to tell us that BF doesn't exist.

      What would we do without you Einstien's?

      MMG

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    5. He may not spell very good but at least he's smart enough to know there isn't a Bigfoot. Ha Ha

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    6. Did it ever occur to you that it may have been done on purpose?

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

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    7. ^ No it didnt, and no he didnt. Hes just dumb

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    8. offers Monkey Morph Suit at cheap prices. ^

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    9. The person who keeps spelling Brian as "Brain" REALLLLLY needs to grow up and get laid. WAY too much time spent on a computer by some of these kids nowadays.

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  14. Wood knocks. Dread locks.

    Spliffed.

    -Jah F.

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  15. Who's that sexy woman standing by the campfire ?

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  16. Re neanderthal version: it was yesterdays one. Since four year ago I called these creatures as adjacent men. And Dr. Melba Ketchum just confirmed this afford
    Igor Burtsev

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  17. Patterson has pwned the shit out of all of you footers

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    1. Hey its never been proved to not be a slavebear yet

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    2. But it's never NOT been proved to be a slavebear. A fighting mad slavebear of some description.

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  18. So does this mean Dan officially won the bet?

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    1. dan is a sick excuse ..he must of been picked on his whole life,, thank god he aint a cop.. NO he did not win the bet..

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    2. sometimes sleeping for hours in a swoon-like state after indulging. ^

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    3. DAN WON

      Welsh (wlsh, wlch)
      adj.
      Of or relating to Wales or its people, language, or culture.
      n.
      1. The people of Wales.

      1. To swindle a person by not paying a debt or wager.

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    4. Sorry to break it to you asswipe.

      You are kin will be having your asses handed to you on a plate everyday until you and Fozzie finally admit your unnatural affair.

      If I have to slap you in submission again...

      MMG

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    5. dude get over yourself

      if you're so smart why is everybody laughing at you?

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    6. Must be those voices in your head again cretin.

      Go back to posting sheer banality.

      Safe to say the rough and tumble of troll slaying isn't for you.

      MMG

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    7. I think it's because you made, and in fact are still making, an ass out of yourself.

      Usually the female of the species gets overly emotional.

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    8. Bitch Lipz/Nazi Boy pwned!! Delete your account!!!

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    9. Feeling a tad butthurt tonight? Surely you're used to people laughing at your strange convictions at this stage in the game. Is it hormonal?

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    10. TELL US BITCHLIPS! YOUR THE EXPERT IN THIS SITUATION,,

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    11. I'm trying to recollect if I've ever made as big an ass of myself in public as you have...nope. A couple drunk & disorderlies but nothing quite on this scale.

      I guess you really are groundbreakers. Look under 'laughingstock'

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    12. ^LOL BECAUSE YOUR A WHIMP?? ps only you seem to care..fin fool..

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    13. I beg to differ. I have never made such outlandish claims, repeatedly, in public. I leave that to the professional speed bags like Melba and Joe.

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    14. ^ throw out the computer.. step outside. and try to live a little life!... this is just a bigfoot blog.. WAKE UP !!

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  19. Re Dr. Sykes' conclusion you should take into concideration that he was ordered and paid by the Icon Films for their film program, he started to study Khwit's - Zana's son - tooth just in July 2013, and another tooth of that neighbor woman in August. Hre was in very limited time traffic to get the proper results. That is why he said that this first proposal is preliminary one, and he will continue his study. Thus let's wait several months for the final conclusion.
    Igor Burtsev

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    1. You vodka soaked maniac

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    2. Your conclusion is a conspiracy theory?

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  20. The Bigfoot Files is the Fukushima Daiichi for footers.

    Episode I Earthquake
    Episode II Tsunami
    Episode III Meltdown

    I'd almost feel sad if it weren't for the behavior of arrogant assholes like Joe. I'm going to do a Joe got smoked Happy Dance now.

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  21. its confirmed we got bear, dog, dear, porcupine and slave. where's the feet.

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    1. Bear Bear K9 Bear
      Horse Raccoon No Bigfoot

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    2. ^Refuses to acknowledge Sykes bombshell...

      Nowhere to hid my friend.

      MMG

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    3. So the yeti is a bear, bigfoot is a bear and the almasty is an African.

      That about wraps it up. Feel free to make up any bullshit you wish.

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    4. No.

      The two 'Yeti' samples test showed a unknown to science polar bear cross.

      If you think these two samples over-rule the accounts of experienced Sherpa's then you must be a brain-washed son of the JREF.

      Good to see you stuck your fingers in your ears after Sykes started to examine Khwit's skull...

      MMG

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    5. ^ how could mmg possibly cope with logic like that? lol!

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    6. Those sherpas! Jolly jokers!

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    7. anon408 you dont even know what the word LOGIC means.... LOL...uuuh, duuh ,uuuhh..

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  22. As to Patterson film - it was studied in Russia during the 1970s with various specialists and was confirmed as authentic one. In America they just begin now to study this film and are coming to the same conclusion.
    Igor Burtsev

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    1. Authentic sub saharan african or polar bear hybrid?

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    2. Igor, we are coming to get you. It will be a long, slow trip to Siberia for you, my friend. We will celebrate your departure with vodka and hookers.

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  23. Forget Kwits Skull. Did the guy have normal size feet?

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    1. Kwits could really bust a move.

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    2. Here we go!

      http://www.apacheclips.com/boards/media/1410-Legit-Uppercut-lmao-Off-Topic

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  24. I want to meet a hot female giant of the race Joe keeps talking about.

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    1. He's sleeping outside in a self-dug hole in the dirt.

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    2. LOL! Somebody ought to check on MMG. Or we can just wait for the death stench.

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    3. Do you know on MMG's farms, all the animals walk around bold legged, I wonder why?

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  25. Khwit skull holds the key here.

    Zana may be African but which type of African?

    Sykes has gone out on limb here. Staked his reputation on own national prime time TV..

    First a unknown to science polar bear hybrid in the Hymalayas and now a potential relic human thread.

    You could not make this up.

    Simply amazing.

    MMG

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    1. You do not go out on a limb you simple report what the data states.

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    2. I think it was the black type of African. That is generally what sub- Saharan means.

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    3. is there any white people left in so africa .?

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    4. Of course. What are you- some kind of idiot?

      They held the World Cup in 2010. SA was all over the news.

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    5. Yup.

      All African's are covered in hair and have abnormal skulls??????

      MMG

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    6. ^YOU mean to tell me there is a other type of FOOTBALL?

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    7. He reported what the data showed. Same percentage of neanderthal DNA as the general population and Zane was 100% sub-saharan human. Not relic human, not prototype human, not hybrid human not bigfoot, not unknown hominid but MODERN HUMAN.

      What's simply amazing is ignoring the data and focusing straight in on the speculative comment as to HOW Zane came to be in that part of the world (relic human} which was a guess. And to be really critical, there were only three ways a sub-saharan african would end up in that part of the world in that era, slavery, early migration or the circus.

      Sykes is systematically taking apart all the circumstantial evidence for undiscovered hominids.

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    8. Hair was red. Or maybe that was flying squirrel.

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    9. KWHITs skull looks almost neanderthalic,, hardly the smooth profile of modern homo sapian negroidius.. obviously archiac homo sapian..

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    10. anon329 you just dont know what you are talking about!! wait till sykes finishes his peer review .till then this is stupid,, love peace

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    11. ^ now it's stupid. Before the sun shone out of Sykes' ass.

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    12. ' the considerable inclusion of unsubstantiated eyewitness accounts and folkloric/pop-cultural ideations and their presentation as foundational facts'

      sums it up

      DNA say NOPE

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    1. the best coffee is shit out the ass of some south american squirrels ....

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    2. or pigs ! cant remember.

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    3. It's a civet cat and it's way over rated.

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    4. sorry Bigdad, but I think they are selling you BUNK!

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    5. How could it get any bunker you're already drinking coffee a cat ate and then shit out that's bunk enough no matter how funny cheech and Ching made it Labrador weed is fuckin nasty unless in a zip lock and by some miracle the dog didn't bite holes into the bag

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    6. I prefer POODLE WEED myself
      it is not as harsh as the Labrador brand.

      as far as the coffee goes I think the stuff that comes from a nutria's ass would taste better considering them Cajun dudes know what real food is.

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  27. (clive squashy)

    Bigfoot DNA is DOA.

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    1. VAGINA GUD,YOO CAAN TAEK THAAT TWO BAANK

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    2. mmg has nonarchaic on a f*ckin short leash.

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    3. Is that why I said he has PMS? Because I'm on a short leash?

      Do try and engage your brain before posting.

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    4. 4:13 - can eat a banana sideways.

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    5. FRIENDS OF YOURS ? n.h.

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  28. Nah, he's still high fiving the hell out of himself while trying to spin this in his favor. He'll be copy/pasting our faces off soon enough.

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    1. You talkin bout Joe the stinkin liar?

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    2. No, we're talking about you, the child molester!

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    3. Jerry Mathers as the Beaver ^

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    4. I don't think PJ is an intentional liar, I just think he truly believed he would get something and like it with this study. Overconfident.

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  29. i watch the eps#3 and sykes just etched his legacy in history as the man who proved bigfoot is real. it is a real cow, dog, horse, racoon, bear,procupine or slave. nuf said.

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  30. theres always chupacabbra....

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  31. Joe to date Russian boxer !

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  32. Wow repeating the report of genome sequencing of yesterday... breaking news!

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  33. Shawn intentionally set up a playground for trolls. You're so clever Shawn.

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  34. Joe to date Russian boxer !

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