Breakdown: Bigfoot Shaking Trees In Florida
Thousands of people have requested ParaBreakdown to analyze this skunk ape footage from Florida. Well. Here it is. Phil calls it: The Mighty Morphin Skunk Ape video.
Breaking: Derek Randles Releases Most Amazing Thermal Footage of Bigfoot Ever
This photograph was first shown at a Bigfoot conference in Washington over the weekend where witnesses were blown away. While we're currently seeking permission to post the screengrab here, we'll provide the link to the image on Facebook for now. The image is just a snapshot of a 5 minute-long footage of a Bigfoot caught on thermal. Washington Bigfoot researcher Derek Randles explains the image:
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DAMN CAT!!!!!
DeleteAncient fucking aliens guy is well on his way to becoming the most prolific firster in recent memory.
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ReplyDelete^fantastic false first, congrats!!
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Delete^horrific second false first, congrats!!
DeleteBy thousands don't you really mean PJ and like 6 other people?
ReplyDelete3 hours till smoke time
DeletePJ will never be heard from again
PJ has been thoroughly schooled on his giant skeleton bullshit.
DeleteWith no links he just looks stupid. Skeletons of tall humans, probably of Scandinavian descent, and the myth of the viking aswild-haired, dirty savage feeds right into his fantasy world.
In 1888, seven skeletons, which had been placed in a sitting position, were uncovered from a burial mound near Clearwater, Minnesota. The highly unusual skulls of these beings had double rows of teeth in both the upper and lower jaws. It was also noted that the foreheads were low and sloping, compared to “normal” human skulls, and had distinctly prominent brows.
DeleteCopper Man
The December 17, 1891 issue of the respected journal Nature reported the discovery of a giant man buried 14 feet within the center of one of Ohio’s mysterious burial mounds. The enormous man’s arms, jaw, arms, chest and stomach were all clad in copper. Wooden antlers, also covered with copper, rested on either side of his head. His mouth was filled with large pearls, and a pearl-studded necklace of bear teeth hung around his neck. Who this man was, or to which race of people he belonged, is unknown.
The Mica Giant
In 1879, a burial mound in Brewersville, Indiana yielded another giant skeleton, according to the November, 1975 edition of The Indianapolis News. This one reached 9 feet 8 inches tall! It wore a necklace of mica stone, and a crude human effigy of clay was found standing at his feet. The giant skeleton was examined by scientists from Indiana and New York, and it remained in the possession of Mr. Robinson, who owned the land on which the mound stood. Unfortunately, the curious bones were washed away in a flood in 1937.
It is a little known historical fact that the first Sasquatch encounter was perhaps observed by the vikings who settled on the island of Newfoundland in Eastern Canada. Leif Erikson, or Leif the Lucky (son of Erik the Red), and his crew of Norsemen landed on the rugged shores on "The Rock" some one thousand years ago, becoming the first Europeans to set foot in the Western World. Leif kept a record of his journey across the Atlantic, from Iceland to Greenland, and of his experiences whilst in Newfoundland, the last point of land on his voyage. Among his accounts, Leif told of seeing huge hairy men who towered over him and his Berzerker crew (and the vikings are known to have been large men). The "huge hairy men", according to Leif, lived in the Woods and had a rank odour and a deafening shriek. Apparently, Leif had several sightings of the "huge hairy men" before departing the island.
DeleteDESCRIPTION OF CREATURE: Towering height, hairy, man-like, rank smell, deafening verbal tones., The natives of Newfoundland, the Beothuck (now extinct), most likely had similar relations to the Sasquatch like other native bands, especially those of Western Canada (ie Bella Coola). Leif's accounts spoke of his meeting of a race of men (seperate from the "huge hairy men"), which were almost certainly the Beothuck.
Hey DAN, YOUR A PUTTS!
Deletehttp://youtu.be/fsQnOg9ziEc
Why trusting science on shit this old, is stupid!
PJ, do you have the fucking skeleton bones or don't you? Can you link to the Smithsonian stating they have such bones?
Delete^ no giant skeleton, but have you seen that one leaping bigfoot video?
DeleteOh... And notice something Tardists? I have not recycled one piece of documented accounts yet... That is how much information is out there on biological evidence being found.
DeleteIt is very, very enjoyable to me that you should have to swallow the truth this way.
It's like Liverpool never lost yesterday... I'm so happy.
Peace.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
DeleteAnd just like this one hole that was dug and should show people how "Swiis Cheese" science is --------------------------------------------------------------- Just one litte majic monkey bone and you stupid tards are done.
DeleteI got a buddy who is digging through his childhood relics to bring me a GIANT TOOTH he found in Yosemite when he was a kid. If he Finds it --- I'll send it to Melba, ha ha ha ha
Stupid fucking Tards.
no no no, there is no bigfoot, no no no! Little third grade commies who think it's up to them to determine reality and what others believe.
You TARDS are as valuble as USED TOILET PAPER. --------------- WORTHLESS!
Dan's not even the highly "ABSORBENT " kind.
He is more the R.V. type toilet paper that disolves to "Nothing"!
By "documented accounts" PBJ means horseshit that was never documented and still has never been documented as factual by any physical evidence.
DeleteBigfoot patriot really loves America and magical monkeys. Just so that's clear.
Delete666Hey dork, watch the link above, your science is JUNK!
Delete9:43...
DeleteYou learned something today... Go and digest it and assess your look on the world. Let me know if there is anything else I can help you with.
Schooled... Comprehensively schooled.
^^^ --- sorry, ha ha ha ha
DeleteGot giant skeleton?
DeleteThe Smithsonian has.
DeleteSchooled.
Early settlers told stories of gigantic mounds of horseshit found all throughout the deep woods of North America. These giant mounds of horseshit are also known as Giganto-shit-icus Brown Eye.
DeleteCouple hours of digging and a two minute vid and the SCIENTIFIC "THEORY" of mans evolution has been reduced to a ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "TRASH HEAP!"
DeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA,
I told you tards, bring me the "Majic ANYTHING" BONE that prooves a species in transition -------------------------------------------------------------------- not one, not one little species showing anything more than simple adaptation.
NO MAJIC EVO MAN ----HA HA HA HAH A
Waz up Brother Joe!
Mr Patriot!!
DeleteIt seems that the truth is coming at these people thick and fast this day!!
Much respect bro!!
Smithsonian says you are a credulous dolt, Joe.
DeleteOh, and they don't have any giant skeletons.
You see... One of the big things about a 'cover up' is that they would more than likely not let you know if you asked them, see?
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And look at what we have to contend with today;
"Early settlers told stories of gigantic mounds of horseshit found all throughout the deep woods of North America. These giant mounds of horseshit are also known as Giganto-shit-icus Brown Eye."
... Too easy. Truth hurts.
Schooled.
Same as yesterday. They got a heel bone and an inner ear bone that ANY BIOLOGICAL/SCIENTIST WILL TELL YOU IS HUMAN!!!
DeleteProblem is500% to big ------ 25ft tall dude, ha ha ha ha
Look up the "footprint of God" on youtube ------- South Africa.
"And there where Giants upon the earth!"
Same as Bigfoot ------------- there is a true origin to the Myths
Men of renoun, men of old ------- Zeus, Thor -------------------- Actually the same guy (FAO)
Actually smithsonian does have giant skeletons my wife is an archeologist unfortunately they were regular ass humans suffering from gigantism soooo
DeleteWhere's Crampz?? I don't see his hateful name calling here??? Something's definitely up??? I think he may have gone to take his anger out on his dog again.
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Here Dorktards -------- You can see right! Thats a footprint. Mud all smashed up from the toes. And there were Giants on the Earth in those days. ha ha ha ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN6r5jmYcM8&feature=player_detailpage
DeleteHis other vids are good too!
Once again, and i am losing count, Joe f. Pawns and schools the Retards, oh sorry the Sketards (Especially that village idiot, Dan Campbell)!
Deletei guess even way back then, People lied so they could of had their 15 minutes of Fame and Fortune, I guess they wanted to get on CNN to, Eh, Danny boy! How do you intelligently answer this 'Historical fact' from Joe F?
What about The Roger Rangers raid, way back in 1756 or so, when they encountered "Hairy Men"? A "Historical fact"! On and on Joe can go.
Joe F. is one of the most knowledgeable and intelligent guy on this site. You mock him, belittle him because you all are:
1. Not intelligent enough to counter his logical statements.
2. You can't handle the truth
3. Your extremely jealous and Envious of him..
4. Your IQ, can;t match his.
5. And when you grow up, you really "deep down" would like to be like him! come on, you know that true!
Let me ask you "skeptics" a question; Is there anything you believe in? Like U.F.O.S, Ghosts etc?,
Let me know here.
John W. Jones Spoke
Of course, when I return here, the Reply will be filled with in-mature, childish remarks against me or Joe. But that just proves our point
And. . . If/when anyone is really bored enough, this site is really a fun site! Me and my friends are really having a good time laughing at Youall
Bandini, they no doubt have them too... You also have to remember that not all Bigfoot have long arms and no necks.
DeletePeace.
Love you lots John.
DeleteSorry Harry. The red hair, six fingers and toes and double teeth rows say's ther not!
DeleteHow---- (indian greeting) homework for tards.
How is the car comming harry?
Sounds like regular ol humans to me Joe.
DeleteSorry. You've lost.
Sykes will spike the ball in a couple hours.
Schooled... Totally schooled. Sykes, Shmykes... History hurts.
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I know exactly what you're talking about TBP those aren't housed at the smithsonian I didn't say they don't exist I know they do as well as you I said the only giant skeletons at the SMITHSONIAN are regular ass humans with gigantism
Delete(FAO) = Fallen Angel Origin. Giants, especially identified by extras --teeth and fingers.
Delete(DOC)_ Decendents f Cain. Bigfoot. Likely the cursed decendent of the Biblical "Cain and Able."
Just so you understand. The old hebrew texts / BIble mentions Harry men 1 or 2 times and Giants many times.
The cursed of Cain is said to "not die" And we can't seem to Easilly aquire a specimine?????
Arguably --MN Iceman, Canadian Elk hunter kill, Smeja, Park Ranger stories(2 I read). But I AGREE where is the proof????????????????
Something very funny going on?
The bible talks about Killing EVERY GIANT, Bad freaking news where those Giants. God flooded the earth over them and other genetic malformites that are the basis of many old and(CURRENT) cryptids/monsters. And he told the Isrelites to "Clean House" when they where encountered. Even David took one down with a rock!!! Could any of you imagine taking on a ten foot Squatch with a slingshot and a ROCK-------ha ha ha ha ha.
The Giants and Bigfoots are two different things.
Giant ------ FAO
Bigfoot-----DOC
EDUCATED!!!!
Your obvious inability to provide a single link to any of your claims is what kills every claim you make.
DeleteNo cheerleading smoketards change that.
One day we are incapable of finding bigfoot bones because you say so. The next day the ground is littered with them and they are proof of bigfoot because you say so.
JOE SELF SMOKES
You're talking about the lovelock skeletons they're not at the smithsonian
DeleteWas Goliath a sasquatch? We will explore this burning, itching, historical question on the next edition of Ancient Mother Fucking Aliens...
DeleteActually the lovelock skeletons aren't anywhere they seem to have miraculously been "lost"
DeleteYeah, we had MK break down that picture of the skulls. Then it was pointed out what a bad photoshop pic it was. That was really the first time it dawned on me what a complete ass clown MK Davis is.
DeleteStrange isn't it?
Delete10:35...
Just go and check it out on the internet for yourself, it took me two minutes. It's all there... Schooled.
Also, the word Nephilim not only refers to the giants that were the offspring. But all types of crazy contortions of the physical bodies, but also of some "other worldly" abilities.
DeleteAll of us humans may have even had some other abilities before the "Fall in the Garden"
We were also probably bigger in the "Beggening"
Want to really learn something. See "Creation in Evidence" from the museum in Texas / Carl Baugh. I know he can be a little hard to watch at times. But it is AMAZING how well they proove/theorize early earth with a Biblical verification. Not send ANYBODY there to get preached at. But if you FOLLOW ALL AVAILABLE INFORMATION while studying Bigfoot, ----- the earliest info is in the BOOK.---- Bible!
Yes he is have you seen his Bigfoot massacre scenario and his giant alligator building on the moon photoshopping or my personal favorite highways on the moon in tubes
DeleteThe Lovelock bones were probably Giant(fao).
DeleteWhen you here indians describe giant people or red-haired giants, especially 6 fingered (How = Show me your hand), 90% of the time, the indians have to wipe them out!!
When the Indians talk about Bigfoot 50/50
Two types, Good and Bad
Yosimite = The Ones That Kill! The Indians in my region of Ca. distinguish between two types. The Glowing red eyes means your in Trouble, ha ha ha ha
Nascar break, later.
Well they apparently knew some form of magic look at all the magic both Moses and pharaohs priest did or in Corinthians the two magi were having a magic standoff leading to them flying through the air and the one who god spoke to his magic was stronger and cast the other magi out of the air and down to the earth where he died I too take the bible as historical fact and I believe the magic was only known by the priests and when they died no one else had the knowledge to do it just like if I was one of the lasts humans left I couldn't build a motherboard from scratch no matter how much you paid me so I too believe we lost the knowledge cause the people holding it died just like Ed leed-skalnin figured out floating stone and built coral castle but when he died that knowledge died again with him
DeletePS. I just had a thought.
DeleteI wonder if the David and Goliath rumble has anything to do with why BIGFOOTS THROWS ROCKS AT HUMANS. Killed his cousin?
ha ha ha ha ha ha--------- well I'm just say'in!
10-4 Harry. That Coral Castle is a head scratcher.
DeleteMan oh man, what we don't know??????
I understand normal sceptics, but all this crazy stuff that we Know was on the planet. How can the sceptards be so convinced that none of the stuff is real????? they can't even explain the stuff right in there face like how Giant stones were moved or elongated skulls for a few?
See ya after the CHECKERS!
Hey Phil:
ReplyDeleteA 20 second intro is stupidly long. The first time you see it, it's fine. Every time after that, it's a real drag to sit thru. Your intro should be between 5 and 10 seconds. Especially considering that most of your vids are rather short.
under 3 secs..really
Deleteagree 100% and why I don't watch many of anyone's..edit please!
Ditto -----
DeleteIt would be better if there were no breakdowns... I'm not sure what's worse the breakdown or the intro!
DeleteI've stopped watching both.
Deleteey Dan, Just letting you know i'm finished with your girlfriend now, i left a big load this time. so when you go down, think of me. Oh, i forgot to tell you, i'm black!
ReplyDeleteFigboot? Samsquatch? Turd ape?
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ReplyDeleteI am my local sasquatch
ReplyDeleteI never watch any of these "break downs" because the immediate sarcasm in this man's voice lets any dimwit know that there will not be a shred of nonbiased analysis. Only this mans meager attempt at self humor while releasing mouth farts.
ReplyDeleteUnless someone can replicate this bigfoot suit, then this is a real bigfoot. Not all bigfoot are fat you know. There are slender ones who don't get an EBT card. Because if every one was fat, there would be no such things as fat because you'd have nothing to compare it to. See what I'm saying? It's kind of like if every day was warm and sunny, you would never know what a good day was because you wouldn't have a bad, rainy day to compare it to. That's why I think this bigfoot is real. Because it has long arms, and it is slender. If it wasn't slender, I'd be more suspicious because all of the fake bigfoot have long arms. They're not all fat you know. There are skinny bigfoot. They have to forage for their food. No one leaves anything out for them. Because they don't have access to food, they don't get fat. Kind of like how people on welfare are usually fat because they use their food money to buy cheap processed food instead of vegetables and fruit, which are or expensive. Did you know that you can pick up a big pack of cookies from the dollar store for only a buck? I'm not kidding. The striped fudge cookies are just as good as the way more expensive Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies. You know, the ones made by the Keebler elves. By the way, what ever happened to Ernie, the main Keebler elf? I read that he died and his body is kept in a jar of formaldehyde in a university science lab for study. When you think about it, how often can scientists study a cartoon elf? They could learn a lot from that. Of course, it would be way cooler if science could study an actual bigfoot instead of just a hair sample or plaster foot print. I think that someone should try to use some bait and surround the bait with land mines. Then when a sasquatch steps on the land mine, there might be enough pieces left to prove that they exist. In any case, the bigfoot in this clip is for real. I don't care what this guy says. It's for real.
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