Watch this: Real Life Carrie Causes 'Stir' at NYC Coffee House


OK, it's a set up, but these unsuspecting patrons are freaked out! This would be a situation where my coffee would end up on the floor and not because I spilled it...





[via MuldersWorld.com]

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  1. Got monkey?

    Sadly no, replies every footer ever

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    1. 5:18^^^^^^^^^It's heartbreaking watching the impotent tantrums of retard rage, isn't it?

      Absolutely 100% #TooneyTard Approved

      Keep on tardin'

      We know you will

      You were ordered to "take action." You tried to "take action," and got smoked.

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    2. smoked by what? a diaper butted con man film? lol.

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  2. Dr. Sykes has got the entire footer universe by the short and curlies

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    1. Rather, he has the skepfoolish community by the short and curlies.

      Just think: You were almost right, if you count being 180 degrees out from correct "almost" right.

      Tard away

      #TooneyTool approved

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    2. You don't get to do that here motherfucker.

      Go do it elsewhere.

      But you don't get to do it here.

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  3. Got Monkey!!!!!

    Should we come over and I'll hold you down while he takes a big monkey dump into your gaping, and chronically redundant pie hole?

    '

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Ah poor lil' got monkey guy....just got memorialized!

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    1. Has detailed fantasies involving imaginary magic monkeys and excrement.

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    2. I keep my excrement in a jar.

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    3. My BE password is sweatyyetiisabigfag.

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  4. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Has deep seated desire to actually experience Giant Monkey Shitting in facial orifice repeatedly so as to clog permanently the overly redundant, and pathetic/simple minded chant of Got Monkey?

    Aspergers victim who actually spends the bulk of every living day on a 'footer' website in morbid demonstration of social retardation.

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    1. Lack of monkey man really has these footers ansy in their pants.

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    2. for the love of god, just shut the fuck up Danny.

      LOL @ Danny.

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    3. I have a Sasquatch friend. His name is Ralph. He comes and sleeps with me sometimes.

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    4. for the love of god, just shut the fuck up Danny.

      LOL @ Danny.

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  5. whoah Hank Holcombe just owned dude above

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    1. Well he didn't provide the monkey that was requested so no he didn't really

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  6. Anon 5:18 just got pimpblasted! LOLMonday, October 7, 2013 at 6:00:00 PM PDT

    Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

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  7. It's truly sad that you footers still buy into the diaper butt, Gimlin Hoax!

    To believe there could actually be a giant monkey/human hybrid running wild in the forests of North America without a single piece of tangible evidence. Truly entertaining, the sheer stupidity of it all. Really.

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    1. It's clearly an aftermarket Gemora costume.

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    2. On YouTube search for bear vs bigfoot.

      Recognise that suit much?

      Yep its the pgf suit minus rogers amendments.

      The diaper butt is there.

      The "spinal erectors" and bill munns back fat sag is there. Its all there. All those things "not possible" with a suit, its there.

      Thigh subduction is there. Even the fingers move so put that in your pipe and smoke it sweat yeti.

      Check mate footers, check mate.

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    3. Bill says you're wrong and he's right and written into the anals of figbootery.

      Logic says whaaaat??

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    4. And yet, Burden of Proof is here wasting his time talking, typing and thinking about it. That's even more sad.

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  9. What in tardnation did I miss by not watching ?

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  10. Why was BFSleuth banned from the BFF?

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  11. Why'd the Sasquatch cross the road?

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    1. To mind-rape the Welshman?

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    2. Because he saw a jar of PB on the other side along with a nice assortment of Christmas ornaments and happy meal toys.

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    3. He was sodomizing the chicken....

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  12. Spamsquatch is back!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. In theaters October 18, 2013?????

    Didn't that Carrie movie come out in the 70's?

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    1. Didn't Fozzie come out in the 70's?

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    2. Yeah, the first and one of the few successful adaptations of a King novel....

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  14. I love Joe. I think he's the man for me!!!!!!

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    1. D. Campbell the good twin is back? Dont tell the bad twin, he doesnt like to share the spotlight.

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    2. He got really pissed off didn't he.

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    3. Nope. I am the real Daniel Campbell. I have changed my ways. Love you Joe

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    4. Impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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  15. Tell us Daniel Campbell, do you want to join the BFRO and go out on night hikes? Make friends with Matt Moneymaker? Take a trip to Europe and meet Joe for a bonding session over tea?

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    1. Yes yes i do. Can i have some bonding sessions with Matt Monkeymaker aswell

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    2. Oh yes, you can have some bonding time with him. You know If you ask real nice he might teach you his bellowing bigfoot mating calls.

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    3. That's no Bigfoot mating call. That's our mating call.

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    4. I have a Sasquatch friend. His name is Ralph. He comes and sleeps with me sometimes.

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    5. Well, I am glad to see you have turned over a new leaf. All that rage and negativity was going to wear you out sooner or later. Take lots of walks through the meadow with Ralph, he can teach you the ways of the wildman.

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    6. for the love of god, just shut the fuck up Danny.

      LOL @ Danny.

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