Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Two words:
ReplyDeleteAncient fucking aliens.
Which two of those should we choose?
DeleteLet's drop the obscenity then and choose "ancient" and "aliens."
Job done.
That's a strange game though.
Who will think of the children?
Delete..lol..Don't go changing, to try and please him..You never would have come this far.."Ancient Fucking Aliens Guy", we love you just he way you are....
DeleteTeam HOMOS,
DeleteThat was AWESOME Parabreakdown!!!
Delete"So, not, so, not". hahahahaha
Yes. Yes it was.
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!
DeleteAnd the jets
DeleteM fucking K Davies!!
ReplyDeleteI need new glasses!!!
ReplyDeleteAncient BUTT PROBING Aliens.
ReplyDeleteYou now have Rictors attention.
DeleteMK Davis chewed by Mike Sells.
ReplyDeleteTragic.
MMG
smoked footer^
DeleteTrue dat. True dat.
Delete- stand-in guy
One would think that after all these projects and dna studies we would no longer need Mike Sells and his blurry hoaxes, yet here we are....
DeleteEnoch ya! Ha ha ha!
DeleteThanks for your responses single skeptard.
DeleteI mean single in all senses of the word.
Just imagine what it would be like to spend Friday night in the company of a real woman instead of trolling us 'footers'.
I can but weep for your tragic existence.
MMG
You can butt weep? I'll bet you do after the ass reaming you've been taking. You took it like a man. Right up the shoot.
DeleteWhoa, MMG that is some heavy Shakespearean shit you got going on...Lemme try.."How will Sykes pwn, thee? Let us count the ways..."...lol...
DeleteI thankee and doth my cap to my skeptical brethren.
DeleteLet one smite thou asunder one last time before Sykes treads unabashed over our Bigfootolgy.
May our unwashed brother Justin go among you my tardy friends and allow him to present bloodied shoes to thee.
Thus this footwear soon became known as the Boots of the Bear.
MMG
..lol..You are good at this...
DeleteA SKEPTARD'S LAMENT
Delete"I was sure there was no apeman
As I opened up the fridge,
'Till the voice of Dr. Meldrum
Pointed out the dermal ridge.
I on raging rampage went,
I called the PGF a hoax,
'Till the massive muscle movement
Told there are such great big folks!
Still I try, believing only
In those bikes invisible,
About all else I cry 'That's hoaxy!'--
There's Mel's dirigible!
Pranksters yes I'm truly certain
They do dermal ridges carve,
And plant those footprints! Yes it's curtains--
Believers, they will starve!
About that pesky PGF:
A suit and that's a fact,
Worn by Bob Hilarious
Who bought it off the rack.
I refuse to watch it stabilized,
I turn the other way,
I claim that all is fable-ized
In my irritating bray.
But haunted have my dreams become
By Patty's moving muscle,
And dermal ridge, like on my thumb,
Show apemen really hustle!
I cling to Bob Hilarious,
His suit, his hoaxing clan,
And pray the clues won't bury us
And prove the big apeman."
Skeptard lonely, sips a beer
'Mid shadowed living room,
Sasquatch silhouette so queer
At window, spells his doom.
The two problems, as I see it:
Delete1) sasquatch don't exist
2) you're an asshole
..Iols...everyone's a critic...Reminds me of late 19th-early 20th century poetry like Casey at the Bat or The Cremation of Sam Mcgee(..a favorite..)..
DeleteFor all your poems
Deleteyou'll never find bugfart
hocus pocems
flippin hoax tard
Ummm MMG, no doubt if you were snuggled up with a fine woman, you probably wouldn't be here defending hoax after hoax surrounding the existence of a mythological ape beast. So... Yeah. What's good for the goose I'm afraid.
DeleteOh brother! I took a walk in the woods behind my house. This area is rural. The nearest house is 100 feet away. And I'm seeing a home depot maybe as far as 1000 yards away. These woods are spooky. There ar about 100 trees making for a thick canopy overhead.
ReplyDeleteAlong my walk, I saw 5 stick structures. I saw an over turned rock, a Big foot must have done that. I saw a broken branch laying on the ground, a Big foot must of done that. My dog found a bone, from a Big foot kill. The air suddenly smells awful, a big foot must be near, as it smells exactly like Diesel!
I walked about 300 yards, I was deep in the forest. I felt like the Hobbits in the Lord of the rings movies.
I really do not know how Big foot researchers can do this, day in, and day out, It's to scary for me. I'm getting out here. Wait, I see a Starbucks about a 1/2 mile away. I'll take a break there. My nerves are shot! Big footing is tough business!
Were you brutally sodomized?...That was NOT bigfoot, that was an escaped convict....
DeleteDid you cut a homeless guy's dogs throat because you're a dumb fing hoaxcnt like Dick Dryer?
DeleteHoecke's Munky that funky munky
Is there a difference between a homeless man or a big foot?
DeleteA white Bigfoot. Well. If MK says so. That's good enough for me. That and the footage I shot of one today. I think so.....
ReplyDeleteCareful Mike.
DeleteFew folks trust MK with their material these days.
There is a reason why he pushes Sells VHS crap.
In this game Mike nothing is rarely as it seems....
MMG
MMG. I took photos of a white Bigfoot today. It was hard to do. It's an accomplishment if you can get close enough with just an iPhone. Phil Poling seemed to be lampooning a little It's cool. I'd just prefer to call it as I see it. I've got some professionals coming soon so I won't have to chase the subjects myself anymore. But you know I appreciate your opinion and advice. As for the one or two pussies below. I try not to let them bother me. They really don't have much material to work with. I have had an extremely lucky life and my research if it rises to that level has produced results. I like MK. I don't judge. And I'm always appreciative of your comments. Take it easy my brother.
DeleteMMG. Mr Sanchez and I are becoming fast friends. What say you let me send you my gallery. It's Time my friend. M
DeleteSo. If you want to see what a white Bigfoots face looks like look on my google plus account. It's easier than standing in a fire ants nest to get the pic like I did today. And it's fairly scary. Hell blow it up and terrify your kids. Me. I'm gonna go throw up. Fire Ant poisoning. M
ReplyDeleteAny chance you can send me some pictures? I'm really into bigfooting but I've never actually seen a bigfoot. I'd love to see your pictures though.
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DeleteMax. Send your email address to the one I posted below. I'll send them now
DeleteSHSSSSSS.MIKEY SHSSSSSS!!
ReplyDeleteBLOW YOUR SHSSSSSS OUT YOUR ASS.
DeleteBITCH PLEASE!!!
SHSSSSSS MIKEY SHSSSSSS ,,VROOOM, VROOOOM, must have struck a NERVE,
DeleteHas no idea.^
Delete^ so full of shit as always^ why dont you tell US WHATS UP?? you cant! and you never will !! because YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT !!
DeleteSend your stupid pictures to Shawn. He can try and mainstream it so you don't come off like such a braying ass. Although that will be difficult.
DeleteCan Joe's ass chew bubblegum?
One would think that after all these projects and dna studies we would no longer need Mike's juvenile pareidolia, yet here we are...
DeleteSHHHHH,don't worry about it.
DeleteOne might think....hmmm. Perhaps one other than you my learned friend. What have all these DNA studies produced so far. Did you enjoy that Erickson Footage? What does one think about the content you've provided. Shhhhhh. Too much thinking.
DeleteMy content is awesome and unpwnable by the likes of Sykes and trolls...I have holograms of Bigfoot doing the pogo to "Holiday In the Sun" and I have his pubic hair from the time he mind raped my kids parakeet...hahaha...vroom..vroom....
DeleteNot bad. You are actually funny. You obviously aren't the mean one. I have no problem with you. Take your shots. But. Do look at the white Bigfoot. It's pretty cool.
DeleteNope, never mean...Just kidding around...
Delete....I don't want to ruin the fun for anyone else by going beyond a little harmless ribbing and pissing people off...Not that I'm judging the more biting posters..Most of that is the JREF and BFF guys taking some un-moderated shots at each other..Its funny, just try not to get caught in the cross fire...lol..
Delete..I meant " pissing people off by going beyond harmless ribbing."..
DeleteSykes is coming! Vroom, vroom, kaboom.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are funny. You want me to change my Avatar to the pic
ReplyDeleteYup. We wants bigfeets.
DeleteSpeaking of vroom vroom and all the shhh bullshit. I played along while it was funny. But to the two simpletons who are playing out of boredom deer God fellas. Don't bore everyone.
ReplyDeleteAlso I misspelled deer. Go to google plus account Blomdebandit070@gmail.com. I'll friend anyone tonight and ill download my best twenty. You guys deserve to see some good shit.
Deleteblondebandit070.com. After tonight. I think you'll see some interesting things. People know who are in the know. They may be Blobsquatches. But they're also legit. M
DeleteSHIT! I thought there was 10 of them LOL!! . they have to tag team ,,to keep up with you!!!...... UNLIKE YOU!! THOESE POOR BASTERDS HAVE JOBS AND LIVES!
DeleteI work in the oil and gas industry in live oak Texas. I guess we make enough to have a ranch in Mo and Texas. The hill country property alone values at 35000 an acre. Now. What were you laughing at. :)
DeleteC'mon 5. You gotta have something funny or creative to say.
DeleteHmmmmm. You have gotten awful quiet. Why. Is that.... Could it be .....crickets.
DeleteThats not cool Mike,don't be that way
DeleteRummie. Look man. I've led a pretty charmed life. But I wasn't the one who broached the subject. I posted some pictures of a white subject and some asshole above basically said I could only provide that content because I had no job or life. So I answered his inquiry. What's not cool is trolling someone who was talking on a Bigfoot site about.....Bigfoot.
Delete^^^,, I think ,1 of thoese evil basterds watied 30 min for ya,!! NO responce from you mikey?? .. mabe they got sick of the crickets FIRST ,, LET ME TELL YOU SOMTHING MIKEY !! YOU BETTER BE HERE FOR THE NEXT 3 HRS!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME " BOY" ..MUHAHAAAA! ,MUHAAAAAA ,SPANKED! and TWACKED!! oh gotta go !! stacy b wants ta go squatchin,,
DeleteI have no idea what that rambling nonsense meant. None of it
DeleteLook. You are easily identifiable by your exclamation marks and unnecessary capitals. Your rambling maniacal laughter and nonsensical answer leads me to believe you are either high or simply a fool. I will be here for the next 3 minutes. I'm usually very courteous and friendly. Even to brazen idiots like you. So. If you really have something to say or any justification for trolling me please offer it. Or perhaps you might just go away. Totally up to whichever voice you hear right now. But seeing that I post under my own name. I'm pretty sure that even someone as dumb as you knows you neither frighten or amuse anyone.
DeleteVery well. Have a pleasant evening young fella. Be glad we live in a world where we can show our bravery through our keyboard. And if your desire to troll me is good natured ribbing ill accept that. If not. I will gladly knock your teeth out. Your choice. I'm very easy to find. Have a nice evening.
DeleteIM , back ,,, brooklson! fuck brookerson. brookelson is BETTER!!,your SO thin skined.. there"s 4 of us by the way,,you talk about nonsenical maniacal RAMBLING"S look at your past post"s for the past 5 mos .20 percent are good mabe very good HOWEVER .80 percent its all about you. and of that 80percent is total crap... that bieng said EVERYBODY knows when you troll yourself .too many personas to mention,, and as far as knockin my teeth in ..your a fin FOOL! ..I live in so cal 6-2 205 been a carpenter for 15ys i have 4 kids . i have seen sasquatch 2times hunting mulies at pico dieblo in baja... look it up on google earth its just east of san feliepe .. i post ANON cause unlike you I dont need anybodys confirmation or attention or attaboys..SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!cause everything your pissed about IS BASICALLY YOU HIPPOCRATE!! if words misspelled who cares..
DeleteSHUT THE HELL UP FOOL,GO BACK TO SCHOOL PLEASE...............FROM THE OTHER MICHAEL FROM TEXAS!!!!!
DeleteBeen there . More mony in contracting fool.
Delete^^thats all you can say? other mike. your a fat lazy computer slob .at best
DeleteLook Conttractor from California. I've never posted as anyone else. Trolled anyone unlike yourself. Nor did I do anything offensive to you but answer your inquiries. I did get you to admit you've seen one twice. I never have. Up close anyway. Now I'm pretty sure you don't troll me because you hate me. Nor do you seem like a bad person now that you are talking about Bigfoot and I'd actually like to hear your story. Of you are ever interested in sharing it. I'd love to listen. Is that enough to put an end to this trolling me. If so. Please advise. Because believe it or not I'm here to learn about the subject. I have nothing to sell or promote. Never made a dime on the species. It's up to you
DeleteAnd I too have hunted all my life. As far north as Canada. As far west as Wyoming and Utah. And I spent the best 10 days of my life on the Baja coast doing nothing but fishing and chilling on the beach. I make jokes and have fun here. I'm not always serious. But I can be. Let me know now if you'd like to share your story or if you're interested in stopping trolling me. Dan Campbell did. And he started posting as himself due to me. And he seems fine and we talk from time to time. As many posters know here I will personally email my content to anyone who requests it. So. Is that good enough for you to stop this behavior?
DeleteEMAIL IT TOO ME MIKE m.asanchez68@yahoo .com I cant believe I just posted that.
DeleteI'm sending you all my photos right now. I'm glad I stayed up and got that. I'm not only going to send you the entire gallery. But if you ever come to Texas I would love to take you footin. We just leased a 1000 acres in Sisterdale. It's supposed to be wooly shit. Once you get the photos comment back and please. When you have time. Share your sightings. Man I can't get enough of those. M
DeleteMIKE,I LIVE IN PEARLAND TX JUST SOUTH OF HOUSTON.
DeleteLet me show you something wild. Just post your email now. I'll show you then ill take you. You have nothing to lose. I swear
DeleteC'mon Pearland. Mr Sanchez is freaking out right along with me and we are loving it. You, MMG. And anyone else right now. Lets all look at some squatches!!!
DeleteSpeaking of aliens, I think I saw a UFO. It was a long, cigar-shaped object, zooming in and out of my taterhole.
ReplyDeleteNO,JUST GOT OFF EBAY,MY BROTHER DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL HE CUTS TREE'S NOW SELF EMPLOYED,HE WAS IN LIBERTY COUNTY NORTH OF HOUSTON ON A JOB SIGHT WHEN HE SAW SEVERAL PEEKING AT HIM BEHIND TREE'S I WISH I COULD OF BEEN THERE.
ReplyDeleteP.S IM NOT FAT.
ReplyDelete^IM GLAD YOUR BROTHER MADE IT TO 6TH GRADE. I AM ALSO HAPPY YOU ARE MAKING A KILLING, SELLING RESIN COATED GOOSE SHIT NECK TIE CLIPS!! HOWEVER YOU WILL NEVER SEE WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID ..BECAUSE YOU ARE A LAZY STUPID COMPUTER SLOB .. P.S YOUR ALSO A FAT PIG ..PEACE ..
Deleteouch.
DeleteI hope you guys find butthurt. BTW Albert Ostman can lead you to places in the woods that will make you scream like a pigeon to a great Georgia scamfootery.
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteWatch this: MK Davis Auditions For Finding Bigfoot
We're going to have to exhume Mike Sells to get to the bottom of this one guys. This is the real deal. Buckle up. We'll release the evidence in 2014. Fox told me. I'm the most credible anon in bigfoot history. I fell off my horse when I saw the footage. I got a van with some stickers on it and I can kill homeless dogs. I'm from Georgia and I have a very large cooler with a dead bigfoot in it. It can be yours after the 2015 unveiling for $50k and a new journal on bigfootery related forest peoples. They have feeling too you know. I'm from the UK and I have multiple profiles some are faggy some are cheeky they all are fatuous.
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
DeleteMaybe you could let Aaron tag along, he's been pushed out of his favorite spot by somebody named Todd.
Ok. Last offer. Mr Sanchez and I just had a blast. Send your email to mkbrookreson@aol.com. I'll respect your privacy and illl show you exactly what I showed him. C'mon. You really need to see these and I need your input. MMG. Get off your ass. Pearland. Your my neighbor. Lets have some fun and look at some real shit!
ReplyDeleteJUST SAW YOUR PICTURE'S,VERY TEMPTING.
DeleteLet me show you the real stuff. Before I have to crash.
DeleteOK
DeleteWell goodnight everyone. I was fortunate to make a new friend tonight. It was really nice to turn someone into trolling me into a person to share content with. Have a nice evening
Delete8:45. I'll be waiting. U know the email. It's in this thread.
Deletemike as far as im concerned.I gave you my opinion! however im not your only troll. so good luck.. 1 thing, i care about this subject mabe too much. once you seen somthing stone cold sober you cannot ever take it back..
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Verily. I suppose if You and the other person I made peace with tonight stop trolling me I won't have much resistance. My message is pretty simple. They are here. And I am interacting with them. Hell they have stopped hiding their presence from me. And they come closer each time. Truthfully I don't know how to handle it. And I don't know why anyone would troll me. I'm not as smart as MMG or as opinionated as Joe. I don't copyright my stuff and I give it away to anyone brave enough to email me their address. It'll be sad when I'm gone. But if Sykes doesn't find novel Hominim DNA. I will honor my bet with Dan. Hell I've made so many friends here there will be very few trolls left to celebrate my departure. But a few will really enjoy it. And good for them eh. :)
DeleteFEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR ENCOUNTER.
DeleteAnd good luck to you too. I appreciate your candor. You seem like a nice person. I don't know how long I've got left on here. Lets enjoy it while we can. M
DeleteMIKE WHEN HAVE I EVER TROLLED YOU.
Delete9:14 or me?
DeleteI have no idea. I was talking to the two tonight. I spent an hour showing mr Sanchez my pix. Now we are cool. And the other guy doesn't seem to be anything other than a nice guy. I'll share my encounter. I Just didn't know if you meant me.
DeleteYOU MIKE I HAVE NEVER TROLLED YOU EXCEPT IN FUN NOT TO BE MEAN.
DeleteMIKE THIS IS MR.SANCHEZ
DeleteMy son and I were waking along a creek bed. We saw over 20 crows in a dead tree. They were going crazy. Making all kinda of racket. I told my son there's a predator nearby. I assumed it was on the other side of the hill. Where are pigs and Javalinas sometimes squeal at night when they are taken. So we took a dark wood trail to a clearing on a high point on the other ridge to see if we could see a mountain lion or bobcat. But we started hearing a dull thud. One after another. And that's when we realized something was throwing smooth large rocks at us. And then the biggest crow lit out from the tree. And he swooped down about 50 yards away from us. And back up towards th
DeleteThe tree. My son got scared. So did I. And we left hurriedly
DeleteAfter that we started leaving fresh fruit out. I'd take a group of kids. We'd laugh and play all day. But at some point they always got scared. I'd go back alone the next day. The fruit was always taken. And then they started leaving sticks and rocks and snake skins with the rattles on. And axis dear antlers. And then I started taking the pictures. And I could tell they were getting closer and closer to me. Now. They've built 3 huge stick condos. Destroyed my fence. And brazenly follow me. It's a little habituation. A little intimidation. I get it. They've got young ones there. There's been no hunting for four of their generations now. But I don't take my kids out anymore. And when you see my pictures. They don't all look friendly to me. MKB
DeleteYEAH THEY LOOKED MEAN BUT I THINK IF THEY WANTED TO HURT YOU THEY COULD.
DeleteNo doubt. Almost every researcher at some point feels a little threatened or intimidated. Man. I couldn't handle a bluff charge. When I hear that bad duck call. Their impressions of waterfowl I know damn well aren't within 100 miles of our property. I just get the chills. And they bang on these old hunting shacks. Loud banging. It just rattles my nerves. I used to practice criminal law. When a prisoner was brought in I'd ask the bailiff or deputy to remove the cuffs. No fear. Now. When I know they are close. I just stare at my 4wd and think of being inside it. Which is foolish. Because it woukdnt protect me.
DeleteM.B I take it your cool with JOE FITZ,, well im here to tell ya hes badass ,and F__C everybody else ,inc D.C,,,,9th PACIFICO CERVESA,,gonna crash..so cal troll.
DeleteI chased a big foot into a boxed canyon, it turned on me, and killed me!
DeleteMore bullshit stories from Mike B. He must be trying to copy John jerkoff Jones stories!
Deletelocal news here say man shot bigfoot last night. supposed to be interviewed with the goods soon. alot of chatter in town about this.
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
DeleteIf you're hearing chatter...it's gotta be true.
and just where did this hoax occur?
DeleteWhen bigfoots collide...
ReplyDeleteBest breakdown by Phil yet. Pure domination on the estranged pseudo video master. MK Davis is a GARGANTUAN JOKE.
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