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Rhettman Mullis To Talk About Oxford DNA Testing Project Tonight On Coast To Coast AM
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
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ReplyDelete...anti-first...
DeleteWHAAA!! WHAAA! I wanted too be 1st
ReplyDeleteSettle down Skeptards.
Deletebutthurt footer detected^
DeleteThat's what I sad at your moms gangbang
Delete^ barely literate pwned footer
DeleteLiar
ReplyDeleteHello gang, Bigfoot is celebrating Thanksgiving early.
ReplyDeleteSheila, how come when Ii clicked on your name I was taken to a picture of rabbit food? What does rabbit food have to do with bigfoot?...lol..
DeleteAh the Crypto Crew....
ReplyDeleteAnother set of losers who sold off their 'credibility' to 'break' the Dyer/Hank bullshit.
Bury these Motherf*ckers.
MMG
You really need to lighten up dude. You're gonna stroke out over this bullshit.
DeleteHaha who in the blue hell hasn't sold off their 'credibility' for bigfoot?
DeleteBigfoot isn't some 9ft 800lb man-gorilla, it's decimal points and zeros. $$$$$$!$
MMG looks just like that picture of figboot up there...
Delete'G*df*ck*ngd*mm*t! Who stole my fried chicken?!'
This bullshit has you guys here 24/7.
DeleteIt's going to be a tough week.
I understand that.
Like your BFF/JREF colleagues you can start back-tracking now.
We won't mind....
MMG
Yeah Sharon Shill and other JREFing satellites rake in the dough on the bigfoot topic.
DeleteThe only trouble is they rake in the dough on the topic also by attacking others for raking in the dough on the topic.
Hypocrisy seems to be the most prevalent skeptard ailment.
^lol is this guy for real?
Deletelike really for real?
for a start this is the guy that calls skeptics "skeptards" because he is too dumb to realise that in light of zero evidence there is no other option than to acknowledge that there is no monkey.
the guy also got smoked by disotell, even though he cries about science not looking at the evidence, when science looked at the evidence and said it is worthless then he couldn't handle it.
he also states ketchums study is gaining "traction" - absolute comedy gold, you cant make this shit up.
listen to disotell on that podcast discussing ketchums results in laymans terms that even a dumbass like you could understand, ketchum has nothing, many many real scientists agree on this, its not something just being made up
you are smoked like joe fitz trying to argue the existence of a mythical creature by posting 10,000 word essays on a blog
how many years of nothing is it going to take for you to realise this monkey man only exists in your mind?
sykes will be along shortly to send you on your merry way and bigfoot will be demoted to those "light hearted" end of news shows storys where the news readers have a good laugh about it
^ pwned is not an emphatic enough word to describe what that did to these poor footers
Delete...lol...yes, that was a buzz-kill...
DeleteHas ole van de campz been sulking lately?
ReplyDeleteYep it's legit. Made up story, check. Hocus monsters, check. Hunters for credibility, check Totally legit.
ReplyDeleteRecent Fool School graduate, check.
DeleteHullo pranksters, profiteers and gullible folks!
ReplyDeleteAnybody remember this jewel from Coast to Coast?
'Professor of Human Genetics, Bryan Sykes, discussed his alarming forecast that male extinction is inevitable, due to the rapidly decaying Y chromosome.'
He's a lot of llaughs!
Yes Sykes is a clown but Disotell is a proper DNA scientist?
DeleteDesperate times Huh?
We feel your pain. We really do. :)
MMG
I honestly don't know a thing about Disotell, other than the fact that he looks like a douchenozzle.
DeleteNA I would suggest reading up on Sykes.
DeleteHe is the scientist that you want looking at this subject.
You may not like what he's found but he is what we would term the 'real deal'.
MMG
MMG will you leave this blog for good if Sykes comes back with no monkey?
DeleteWhat would possess you to say such a thing?
DeleteMMG
a little wager perhaps?
Deleteyou seem so confident of sykes and his results...
The word is that he's verified existence of the yeti but no others at this stage. As you know, this Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Hominid Project is ONGOING so this won't be the last word. They are continuing to accept and test samples. This is an active study.
DeleteThe proposed title of his book featuring 'Yeti' in it might be a clue, or it might only be because the British have traditionally called such creatures by that name.
It looks pretty certain 5:42 that Sykes has indeed found some monkey somewhere. This discovery would support the existence of similar creatures in other areas of the world.
I don't think there is a huge build up leading to Spectacular Squirrel DNA.
Listen to this: It made some sense to say there was no paper to publish if he found only known animals.
Listen to this: It is surely definite that it would be useless and pointless to publish a BOOK on this quest if he found nothiing. That is even more certain than the paper publication.
For paper publication, you could argue that he is obliged to do the paper regardless of findings, in order to fulfill obligations to his funders.
But for book publication, no. HIs book will contain a discovery, or there would be no book. The book is his baby, he has written several others on DNA discoveries. Each of his books, you see, is about a breakthrough DNA discovery. If he did not discover say the yeti, he would absolutely have no book to write.
It's unlikely a paper would be published showing only deer and bear.
But it is all but impossible that a book would be published showing only deer and bear.
A publisher would not take that risk. This publisher probably advanced Dr Sykes a sum to write the book, and the publisher is not going to gamble away that money on squirrel and chipmunk DNA.
The advance could have been 20,000 pounds or much more, as Sykes is an established bestselling author. No publisher is going to offer that kind of money on coyote DNA and the whole quest being a failure and book sales being utterly dismal, no way, no how.
Common sense tells you he's made a groundbreaking discovery, his trips to the USA and elsewhere suggest that, so I don't think you have to worry about 'no monkey' nor about any enthusiast leaving this blog, hope however much you might (and for what reason we don't understand).
Understand too that if this first documentary is 1 of 3, then there may be no discoveries revealed until number 3. If he found no Sasquatch or almasty, but did find yeti, you can bet that the yeti result won't be revealed until doc 3. So the skeptards may be shouting and dancing (God knows why) after the first two docs, but crying into their JREF Kool-Aid after doc 3.
Why are you invested in there being no such creature? How will such a discovery damage you personally? Why are you not happy to allow the discovery and enjoy it and have interest in it? Why are you resisting it and wanting it to not be so? In what way does the monkey harm you?
This attitude smacks of a religion under fire.
^ smoked "skeptard" guy again
Delete^thinks that by wanting something to be real makes it real
already coming up with excuses for the first episode revealing nothing, no surprise there
its ok mulder you still have the pgf to fall back on
Sykes has discovered incredible things, such as I believe his Cheddar Man DNA study, from a cave in Somerset, England: DNA tests showed that one of his descendants lived only several hundred feet away from the cave.
DeleteWhat is incredible about this?
The Cheddar Man is dated to 9000 years ago. That is before the first Celts back through ancient Britons, perhaps Beaker People. No one would ever believe ever ever ever that 9000 years later the guy's ancestor lived several hundred feet from the cave, no way, not a chance, ever.
No skeptard/JREFing professional doubter would could ever ever ever entertain the faintest acceptance or belief in such a thing. Ever. Did I say ever? Ever.
But that was Sykes' discovery, that is the kind of thing he uncovers.
Every book is based on a discovery or discoveries, that's right.
That all bigfoot and yeti etc. are misidentified and showing bird DNA is no discovery.
The doctor has found something.
All the skeptards seem to be smoked from where I'm standing.
DeleteNot only smoked, but awfully, terribly dim.
Are you skeptards actually that developmentally challenged, or are you exaggerating your innate stupidity in the hopes of getting on TV?
All kneel, all hail skepscience, their beloved delusion-based religion.
6:13: Absolultely literally 100% skeptard #TooneyTard approved.
Am I the only one?
DeleteSo an Anon wants me to enter into a 'little wager' where I would win nothing?
I can understand sceptical footers wanting me off this blog but we've come too far to hand this place back to you guys.
MMG
smoked footers everywhere one looks^
Deletecheddar man DNA is a little different to an 8 foot ape that can exist without leaving a shred of evidence behind, ya jackass
what the hell tune is skeptard number 6:13 going to sing when Sykes' book obviously presents discovery of a certain monkey somewhere?
Delete6:13 how can you actually be this dumb? You have to be kidding us. The Sykes book is about a discovery, not a NOT a discovery. There is no book otherwise.
You are on the wrong side of history.
You can't be truly that dense that it will be a book about nothing. Pray tell us how Sykes' book with its "shocking discovery" can be about nothing. PLease write us an essay explaining how this book which is announced as presenting a "shocking discovery", will be about nothing.
Are you that delusional? Is it constant, or does it come and go? This is truly a bizarre and alarming affliction you are suffering under.
It's true, every single one of Sykes' books is about a DNA discovery. That is the reason to write each book. That is his field, DNA is his topic, his subject for each book.
SYKES REQUIRES A NEW DNA DISCOVERY TO BASE EACH BOOK ON. If you are aware of any of his books, you will know that. Presently you sound literally unhinged with your lunatic claims and zealous bleefs.
will you leave this blog when the discovery is revealed?
Or will you stay, but sing a new song?
what will be the new song?
Honest to God, you seriously cannot be this out of touch, frankly mad, nuts crazy, can you? Do you get limited internet time only when released from your cell?
You cannot be real.
Nobody ever said or sounded so utterly lost and stupid as your words demonstrate you to be. It simply can't be true.
NO ONE CAN BE THAT STUPID.
Smoked skeptards everywhere.
DeleteYou can see the fumes issuing from their smoldering buttocks.
Get back on 24/7 diaper duty you skeptardical escapees.
It's not only me; anyone reading this blog can see the unfortunate ravagings of delusion in the skeptardical tantrums.
Retard rage is a pitiful thing to witness. Imagine the gnashing of teeth when certain discoveries are announced. Oh my!!!!
I wish those human head transplants would hurry up to Skeptardia and put us out of our misery.
^what part of there is no 8 foot ape in north America do you not understand?
Delete6:03, We've already learned where wagers and bets go on this site...same place bigfoot and that one sock from the dryer seem to go...we'll just call it Narnia.
DeleteEven if one does accept, they throw tantrums and welch on the agreement anyway.
That's all I heard from PJ 'waahh wah not fair wah I don't want to lose BFE wah Wahh your real name wah blah wah Sykes wahh crow Ketchum Wahh.'
GARGLE MY SACK!! ... Daniel C " thats all I Got"s ta say,..
DeleteWhy are these guys so keen to try and prise the most 'vocal' proponents from this blog?
DeleteIs there some kind of Jref bounty being made available if tards can somehow dispose of us?
Daniel you are very keen on getting rid of your rivals on here. What drives you to this exactly? Seems strange you would want to eradicate the very people you come here to troll.
MMG
True dat.True dat.
DeleteThe criticism doesn't rest on a typo.
ReplyDeleteBut your report begins with a typo. Typos aren't a reality in life. Not anymore in this day and age. Not with spellcheck and peers and whatnot.
The rest is entirely your opinion.
I've shown your 'report' to two Professionals who disagree with you on every point and graphic.
I anxiously await the science of your next paper though.
I don't have cable. Bill is my Comedy Central.
why are you footers relying on genetic testing to prove the existence of thousands of 8 foot tall apemen roaming around North America...just get a decent picture of one the damn things
ReplyDeletewell you would think.... wouldn't you...
Deleteunfortunately no bigfoot means no pictures of bigfoot, not ones where you can actually see what the fuck it is anyway
This DNA stuff is just a way to prolong the myth in a way that bypasses the need for excuses for why there are no pictures.
A bit of human contamination here, a bit of bear meat there and voila you've got a novel hybrid lemur bear nephilim super human.
oh and they enjoy braiding horses hair because ive seen them (honest)
^^^ Strange narcissist 6:06 selt-attributing godlike knowledge.
DeleteInteresting for an atheist, isn't it? There is no God, but wowee look at me, ain't I just godlike?
Hypocrite.
Everybody is their own God, therefore attributes can be Godlike without being incorrect.
DeleteBoom. Mind blown.
oh wow... please don't tell me you believe in god too.... wow just wow
DeleteI was thinking that but didn't want to say it--we are always talking about samples and never ask "if we can get samples why can't we get the donor..."
DeleteDisotell is right, he is from New york. New yorkers know everything. LOL!
ReplyDelete"You can't prove something doesn't exist [ . . . ] you can't disprove this."
DeleteTodd Disotell
Skeptards hoisted by the own "skeptard."
Pity, that.
^ logical fallacy guy
Delete..We know where to find good drugs, that for sure....
Delete"You can't prove something doesn't exist [ . . . ] you can't disprove this."
DeleteTodd Disotell
Skeptards hoisted by their own "skeptard."
It could hardly be more entertaining.
Skeptards violently and vigorously rectum-ravaged by their own tiny tin god, yipee.
You really have a childlike ability to not see what's actually happening, 6:53, despite all your constant copy pasting.
DeleteNo one is here to DISPROVE bigfoot, because you can't disprove something that doesn't exist in the real world.
We laugh at the circus that is BFing, every stab in the back, every misidentification, every forensic fail, every blurry photo, every feud, and the funniest of it all - delusional fantasies.
You just got rolled and smoked, footard.
Disotell looks like a member of 70s German Nihilist band "Autobahn". All they wanted was da money Lebowzki. And that's all Todd wanted too All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. It kinda held the room together......
DeleteRobert Lindsay. I saw you use the trademark (sigh) (tm) again in your post I would threaten you with an intellectual property suit, but since its only Joe, technically that's just property.
DeleteTonight I am drinking Amstel Light and listening to Jerry Reed and Merle Haggard. So I am equally prepared to roll dice or go to prison. Either way. Have a wonderful weekend.
DeleteWhen you're hot you're hot.
DeleteNow me and Homer Jones and Big Johm Tally ...had a big craps game goin back in the alley,......
DeleteA man in Texas drinking Amstel light? That's some Kansas City fag beer!
DeleteMay I suggest at least adding some isopropyl to your bottle that what there is atleast a little alcohol content?
And u kept Rollin the 7s. And winnin all them pots....my luck was so good I could do no wrong I just a kept on Rollin and Contollin them bones. And finally they threw up their hands ave said .........
DeleteNo. Always switch to grey goose with orange cran mix. Then deny any events took place. Go DB Cooper missing ....
DeleteThen show back up the next day and insist you sat right behind everyone at church. I know Dan. Goodnight.
DeleteThey'll never know I'm gone.....shhhhhh......goodnight
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DeleteJoe I said to shhh. I got a whole bag of shhhh for you. You'll wake up Shawn. Now sleep off Joe. You've been working on that Utube channel since it was just tube. Goodnight
DeleteI'm just a tough little Welsh boy that wants a Kentuckien in a room with a spoon to run to... I'm a Street fighting cheetah with a fist full of napalm.
DeleteAnd Mike is my brother.
The hell are you babbling about underground railroads, welchs grape juice, and Catholicism for PJ?!
DeleteYou actually think I was attacking Mike B? Hot damn is your ass sensitive!
Just so you know, I'm from coal country and also, you're as goddamn 'western society' as everyone else. Unless now you are suddenly middle eastern or mongorian!
PS - I said on average, which as you know is a median figure which is occasionally exceeded.
Moron. I like people, just not crazy assholes like you!
Ding! Ding! Mr Campbell... Medication time!
DeleteBiggest bear you've shot?
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DeleteYou're drunk and hallucinating again, PJ.
DeleteDisotel absolutely obliterated footers
ReplyDeleteDisotell has shamed Fleas haircut. He can't go onstage now with Thom Yorke. ( not Powell) and perform without reminded me of "Beeker" Disotell. I will bitch slap Disotell with Pootie Tangs whipping belt. You see Pootie was too cool for the English language. I close now with actor Lance Crouthers words in that seminal film, "wadda taaaa.........Cappa tow,..........
DeleteWhos the raging footer posting all this drivel on here
ReplyDeleteHello, Professor Sykes here. I've written a book containing a shocking discovery. The book is about nothing.
ReplyDeleteSure, skeptards, wow just wow that sure is possible.
Yeah, good thinking, you brillotards must be right on!
Good going, skeptards! Great logic!!!
Here is true skeptard "logic" in action:
Book about yeti is announced as having "shocking discovery" which will change how we view humanity . . .
therefore, cuncloods the skeptard, I got it! I got it! I know!!! cries the skeptard:
this book then is 'bout nuthin'!!!!
Oh, well done skeptard! Your logic is simply blinding!
Soon-to-be-pwned-for-the-3,001st-time footer.
DeleteIt was just a blurb from a publisher... Could mean something or it could mean nothing--Sykes is just writing another crypto book..You may be setting yourself up for a disappointment....
DeleteBradley looks good!!!
ReplyDeleteshut your fucking pie hole,fucking orange man!!!!
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