This Man Is Practically Living With Bigfoot
Here's a story from California about a man in Tehama County who's claiming Bigfoot has been living behind his house. According to Ken S., it all started when two rocks were thrown over his head as he visited a sandy creek on his land. Things got out of control when he started seeing his things getting shuffled around the property and sometimes the squatches would leave a wood pile in front of his driveway. Ken tells ABC 7 that he is certain the creatures on his property:
It was when his brother visited and used a hunter-like call that was responded to, that Ken started to suspect a bigfoot may have moved on to the property.
'He yelped like "whoop, whoop, whoop" and after about five minutes of the whooping there was two or three whoops that came from here,' Ken said as he pointed to the woods behind his home.
'A few days later they took my couch and dropped it and dragged it 20ft towards the house,' he added, referring to a porch swing that had been removed.
[via The Daily Mail]
THREE DAYS
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Ken:?
ReplyDeleteHim and the bigfeets lived happily ever after.
DeleteThe end.
Two words:
DeleteAncient fucking aliens.
^^ Likes to watch ET Granny Porn.
DeleteMMG
So instantly is is deduced that a bigfoot did this.
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
DeleteAncient fucking aliens.
Two words:
ReplyDeleteAncient fucking aliens.
^^Cock Muncher
Delete^ Alien lover.
Delete^Alien Lover Cock Muncher.
Delete^^The last one was funny, 12:44 and 2:23 not so much!
DeleteThree words:
ReplyDeleteSquatch
No more words. Action only. Produce bugfart.
DeleteIf I was to make up an imaginery creature and people were to ask why I have no evidence I would say the following:
ReplyDeleteThey are intelligent.
They bury their dead.
They can detect and avoid cameras.
They are nocturnal.
Bones are rare for all species,
Oh wait a minute isnt this what footers say?
Smoked.
You forgot cloaking.
DeleteMaybe bigfoot borrowed harrys cloke
DeleteBEB, may I be assigned a new skeptard please?
DeleteThe one or two above here are defectives and are only pasting previous comments which advertize their mental density.
They throw rocks at skeptards.
DeleteHope you kept your receipt for that defective skeptard. They just dont make them like they used to.
DeleteHe can't have my cloak or my coke that's all mine
DeleteHoaxers are so disappointing these days....where is the pride?
ReplyDeleteThats the same make a cow suffering lamefoot makes
ReplyDeleteWhat???? Try again please.
Deletemark i meant. its when a cow gets a infection in its foot and it causes it to go all dopey and limp
DeleteTURTLES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeletePONIES ARE PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteSharon H. is a skeptic babe of the first order. From Planet Babe.
This one is easy...call Biscardi..
ReplyDeleteThey did lol! He said he has infrared footage and it's 15ft, I say bullshit
DeleteAnd they like to relax on the swinging porch bench with their feet up. LOL
ReplyDeleteWell it should be pretty easy to video tape or photograph this then annnnnnnnnnnnd get DNA evidence seeing as it is right there...right Footers??? DIDN'T THINK SO!!!
ReplyDeleteLet me guess ultra dimensional cloaking or some shit right?
Losers.
Schooled.
P.S.---Joe sucks
It's not a hoaxin party
ReplyDeleteuntil you call Biscardi
yes he can do a live remote from his cab
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