Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:

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ReplyDeleteFabulous first, fella!
DeleteChimp blown away by magic is the most credible voice in the bigfoot community.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry anon I'm beginning to think you sir are the most credible voice in the bigfeets community
Delete..lols..
DeleteVery typical of Asia. This isn't even funny, it's just another kind of animal cruelty they think it's cute and I bet they don't even understand they're making fun of the chimp. To them it's completely innocent, but it reveals a defect in their intelligence. In fact, they're the dumb ones thinking it's amusing to basically jolt the chimp. This isn't half as cute as you might think on first look.
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ReplyDeleteYou can only pwn a chimp for so long before he bites your nose off and rams his poop into the gaping wound...Can't wait for the video...
ReplyDeleteAnd when this chimps rips someones ear off, we know who to thank.
DeleteYou have to always watch your taterhole whenever there's a chimp around...
DeleteIsn't Justin cute,you should see him with a rifle,shoots two footed bears and asks questions later
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