The UFO And The Hopping Cow
Phil came across this footage of a UFO and a hopping cow a few days ago. He writes: "This was reportedly recorded near Stamford UK recently. This could easily be a CG effect and the audio recording sounds as if it's recorded in a room and later placed into the video. Of course; that's just my opinion."
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^yes, I love it, let's keep up the anti-firsting!!!
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Ps. Sharon Hill is a hottie.
The "hopping" cow is cgi.
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Oh, I DARE buddy, I DARE!!
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Touché
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DOUBLE TOUCHE!
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A Russian buddy told me this fable that highlights the cynicism of Eastern Europeans...
ReplyDeleteIvan the farmer was trying to milk a cow one morning but the tail kept swatting him in the face. He decides to tie the tail to a rafter and places the stool behind the cow. The tail won't reach the rafters so he takes off his belt and ties it to the tail. While securing the belt to the rafter his pants fall down, and at that moment his neighbor walks into the barn...
"Ivan!! What are you doing??"
"Sigh...Boris, I am trying to fuck this cow. That is what you are going to tell everyone in the village no matter what I say, so yes, I am trying to fuck this cow..."...lol..
..Who is more cynical? Boris for thinking his friend would screw a cow no matter what he says or Ivan for thinking he can't convince Boris of the truth. ah, we are going to bomb them and finally win this freaking cold war, so it doesn't matter..
DeleteIn my country, we believe in two things: vodka and hookers.
Deletelol..So, not entirely cynical...
DeleteThe Hopping Cow is one of the most credible voices in the bigfoot community.
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Anybody pretending to have knowledge of the project results may be presumed to be a liar.
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Bbbut...RO SAHEBI! You just have to fast forward to 29 minutes and get ready because he's cumming!
...Hey N.A.H., I found Nike's new campaign....
Joe Knows!
Hey NA, what's with the new look?
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