The SOHA Bigfoot Family Loves Peanut Butter!!!
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.If you’ve been following my postings in the “Team Squatchin USA” Facebook Group over the past year or longer, then you know that the Southern Oregon Habituation Area (SOHA) Bigfoot family loves Peanut Butter. You would know that at the end of every trip to SOHA, I leave what’s left in the Peanut Butter Jar behind so the Bigfoot family can enjoy what’s left. When we return a few weeks or a month later, we ALWAYS find the lids with holes punched through them and the PB Jars are thoroughly cleaned out.
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Choosy sasquatches choose Jif!
ReplyDelete?AHAAH - This is the guys evidence? Holes in a Peanut Jar? Really, so NO OTHER ANIMAL is capable of doing this, must be a Sasquatch. See what I mean, these SOHA guys are nothing more than Money hungry liars. They're here for a good time, not a long time.
DeleteThis is a classic example of a bigfooter seeing or believing what they want to believe. Ignoring the many other obvious possibilities.
ReplyDeleteIs there any way this could another wild animal?
No, of course not...it was a bigfoot.
or just a run of the mill hobo.
Deleteor just a hoax.
my money is on this guy being as crazy as a shithouse rat.
This guy is totally bonkers his habituation site is his fucking garden wtf
ReplyDeleteMatt Johnson is a complete TOSSER. Has anyone heard this guys evidence? It's worse than Alex Munoz's -Well, not really. Alex M is a complete fool along with this goofball.
Delete"I also asked them to return the PB Jar in my mind" ... Um, that's all I needed to read....
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the jar of Jelly?
DeleteChoosey Moms Choose JIF......
ReplyDeletethey even cleaned the jar out. pretty hard to do with massive hands and no hot water. the guy who claims this to be the work of bigfoot must be high on something
ReplyDeleteBigfoots have been observed in the wild constructing dishwashing scrub brushes out of reeds and twigs. They also chew the bark of certain trees to make natural dishwashing liquid.
DeleteThey don't have any way of making dish cloths, however, so it's a mystery how they dry the jars so thoroughly.
they sneak into public toilets at night and use the hand dryers
DeleteSo that's why public toilets always smell so Squatchy.
DeleteDamn, it's all coming together.
WOW, I get the same results if I leave a peanut butter jar in my backyard. I must have a habitation site here too! AWESOME!
ReplyDeletethe local hobo's must think its christmas
Deletetake the lids to a forensic expert for DNA analysis. i bet they will come back 100% human
ReplyDeleteWeres joe joe fits
ReplyDeleteWhat's joes dogs name??
ReplyDeleteAnon, Joe is missing. Whats with the dog joke I want in.....
DeleteJoe's playing you like a cheap kazoo.
DeleteIf that's the case then we need more like him here.
DeleteHe's smoked more tards just for licks than DWA ever did on the BFF.
MMG
Gay for Joe ^
DeleteSuper gay for Joe
DeleteSuper duper gay for clueless Joe.
DeleteThe dog has a pony tails
ReplyDeleteseriously....
DeleteMatt is a stooge, Puts his food on the ground and disregards any other animal eating it. His evidence looks more like small paws digging in the peanutbutter, like a raccoon. But i9n his eye's it can only be a bigfoot using a stick. LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kl6mWDpK5c
hobo using his finger to scoop it out
DeleteUuuH...let me get this straight. A super intelligent gifted human/animal with hands , would rather use a little skinny tiny pointed stick to work over a series of days to eat peanutbutter it could just scoop out with its hands???????....Ok Doctor, go back to your psychodelic drugs.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't eating peanut butter with a little stick be like eating eggs with chopsticks? It is really amazing How Wacko Dr. J funnels all evidence into being a bigfoot, with a rather LARGE funnel.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRr9m-fwes8
ReplyDeleteThat's clearly a juvenile ground sloth. You can tell by the long tail and the claws.
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFst6qDYJOo
ReplyDeleteCome on now. The man says he asked Bigfoot to return the jar with his mind. That wouldn't work on a raccoon now, would it? Of course not. Raccoons just ignore psychic mental requests. There's no way it could have been a raccoon.
DeleteMy wife asked me over dinner today if I believe in telepathy.
DeleteI told her: "If it would work, she would already know the answer."
She didn't get it. So apparently being stupid makes you believe in telepathy or vice versa.
Here is a forest ranger taking a peanut butter jar off a raccoons head, OH MATTY ... I found your jar !!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCj6j0HFQF0
Raccoon with an emty peanut butter jar on head
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paH-Af2ldFo
another stuck raccoon in a paenut butter jar
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aljl40oC9xA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw6JZpMFeE4
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysj8SzRVQQ
ReplyDeleteYep, I see evidence of Raccoon paws digging in the peanut butter, NOT a stick!
ReplyDeleteJoes back like a ninja ya!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone continue reading this guy's post? He claims to have seen one walk up to him and will post pics shortly (or at least baits us to think so)
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Scroll to the bottom, last paragraph. It reads:
After standing there for a half hour, I took a couple pics of the general area where the bedding area can be found (i.e., I’m standing about 70 feet back from the crest of the very steep slope. If you go over the edge and down the steep slope into the green lush area, their Main Bedding Area is in that direction…. probably about 100 yard or less away). After I was done taking pics, I put my cell phone into the pocket of my Hoody. Suddenly, I heard “Crack, Crunch, Crack, Crunch, Crack Crunch” as the Daddy Bigfoot walked up the steep slope and showed himself to me. He wasn’t angry or aggressive. He didn’t make a sound. He stared at me. Then he stared at my Toy Fox Terrier, Atlas (“The official mascot of Team Squatchin USA), and then he stared at me again. Then he turned around and walked back down the hill. I wasn’t afraid at all. That was the first time he had showed himself to me in the 7 years that I’ve been Researching and Habituating in the area. Wow!!!
WHERE ARE THE PICS???!!!
So…… you want to see SOHA Bigfoot pics? Well, check out my next Blog titled, “SOHA Bigfoot Pics (September 2013)”
"AnonymousWednesday, September 25, 2013 at 8:03:00 AM PDT"
ReplyDeletewell said. / thread.
I find it hilarious that some "Bigfoot Researchers" are held to be experts while others are not. The bulk of the people that make up this community are ridiculous clowns.
ReplyDelete^^^Flunky Freddie, proud leader of the Ridiculous Clowns
DeleteGood one joe I like it and the dig ??
ReplyDeleteClearly raccoon hands digging out the gifted peanutButter, All the rest is Propaganda and dreams.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteit's amazing
It's Amazing! Over 40 posts all making fun of "Dr" Johnson, all for once Believers and Non-believers alike are in agreement WoW ! Not one defending Johnson.
This Guy should never, ever, be referred to as a Big foot researcher. He so Looney he even makes Tom "The legendary big foot hunter" Biscardi seem sane, LOL!
thats certainly saying something when the footers think its ridiculous
DeleteHe was dunking his balls in that peanut butter. No doubt.
ReplyDeleteSo his toy terrier could lick them
DeleteI don't get why they punch holes in the lids. Can another animal do that?
ReplyDeleteMysteries...
Matthew Johnson needs to see a shrink, his brain is not working very well and he needs to have his therapy business closed down.
ReplyDeleteThey are smart enough to return the jar, and destroy the lids, Hey MATTY, Why don't you just give them a little mind speak to UNSCREW the lid????????LOL
ReplyDeleteThey obviously unscrewed and screwed back on the jelly lid ??????? So why does the peanut butter lid never get unscrewed ????? Because a coons mouth don't werk that good !!! HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteClearly Dr, J eats the most nuttiest of nutty But Butter !
ReplyDeletePlop !
ReplyDeleteIt's quite clear that Dr J is playing a game with his young kids. The bigfoot angle means his boys will want to hangout with him and his new girlfriend at weekends.
ReplyDeleteThe lines between reality and fantasy are being blurred however and the Dr reckons he can pass off the 'evidence' that he uses to hoodwink his kids to the wider BF community.
There are two scenarios here. Either the good doctor is suffering a breakdown and fully believes the BS he produces. Or another possibility is that being of a psychological background Dr J is keen to test the gullibility of 'footers' and ascertain how much will be sucked up without questioning.
MMG
(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteNice analysis.
(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteNice analysis.
(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteNice analysis.
For once I agree with MMG.
ReplyDeleteIt';s really easy to diagnose BAT SHIT CRAZY.
ReplyDeleteM. Johnson likes to smear peanut butter on his balls and ass and lets his dog lick it off.
ReplyDeleteMatthew Johnson is the epitome of stupid. So Bigfoot can't figure out how to twist a lid off? He's too stupid to understand that punching holes in lids is indicative behavior for animals without opposable thumbs. This guy is a a 1st class Looney Toon!
ReplyDeleteGot milk
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen the bumper sticker on Johnson's car? CAUTION, I brake for Elves, gnomes, Fairies, unicorns , dragons, leprechauns and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
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