Do You Even Squatch, TROLL???

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Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

I love it when people, who haven’t even been out in the woods one time, actually have the unmitigated gall to criticize me and others about our Habituation experiences, photos, and audio recordings. That would be like me trying to criticize the Conductor of the New York Philharmonic Symphony or the Engineer of the Golden Gate Bridge.

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  1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

    Yes I do

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

      ...and I hate firsters...

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

      Rush and I squatch here in south central Ohio along the Ohio river.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 9:47:00 AM PDT

      Is Wayne and Dallas with you? You know Big foots talk to them!

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  2. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

    Awe, just missed it.....

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  3. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:05:00 PM PDT

    HA HA! NICE!!

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  4. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

    Mr. Johnson is again on a ridiculous tantrum tirade. What a pisser.

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  5. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

    trolls who squatch are some of the most credible voices in the bigfoot community

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  6. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

    HEY!! how'd he get that pic of me eating that hamburger

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  7. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

    I am still not impressed by the good ol doc. "One of the most credible people in the bigfoot world". Wow. Maybe credible until you read his story. In the famous words of bugs bunny "dea de dea, whats up doc?"

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  8. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

    In 1957, the BBC ran a story about how spaghetti was growing on trees in Switzerland. So many people believed the hoax that the BBC was flooded with calls from people asking how to plant their own spaghetti tree.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:20:00 PM PDT

      I like Spaghetti

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    2. Good Morning Go to BedMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:49:00 PM PDT

      Kind of the way skeptards obediently lap up the shark bitten butt bullmalarky.

      Or the way the skeptards swallow Bob Hilarious' and Chris Hackham's goofy-spoofy-goof-off attempts at hoaxing Patty.

      Or the way the skeptards bleeve hoaxers expertly spend years carving dermal ridges into phony feet.

      Or the way skeptards bleeve Patty was a cyborg or robot to account for the prehensile fingers in arms too long to be human arms.

      Or, really, skeptards in general.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:54:00 PM PDT

      And don't forget the turds who are always on diaper duty

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    4. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:55:00 PM PDT

      footers' butt hurts

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    5. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM PDT

      ^ curiously obsessed with footer butts

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    6. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 7:30:00 AM PDT

      ^ grown man who bleeves in bigfoot

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  9. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:21:00 PM PDT

    Trolls are going need some ice with that burn

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  10. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:23:00 PM PDT

    Matt don't let these troll hack get under your skin just laugh it off its just silly internet postings, kids be above this crap, you know the truth, they know jack shit.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:27:00 PM PDT

    Johnson,take your gift baskets and shove them up your fat ass,don't confuse with your mouth!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:32:00 PM PDT

      I gave your mum my johnson in her fat arse and then in her mouth, last night

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  12. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:51:00 PM PDT

    All skeptards who came to this blog this day have crawled away thoroughly rectum-ravaged.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:57:00 PM PDT

      Don't worry Paraphilic infantilism guy is on diaper duty and has a Popsicle for their tender taterholes

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:57:00 PM PDT

      ^ textbook case. completely delusional
      perpetual adolescence

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    3. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 8:05:00 PM PDT

      the Paraphilic infantilism guy said he was going to shove a Popsicle up my ass i just figured he has more than one Popsicle

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  13. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:52:00 PM PDT

    Is this the lumbering sloth who embarrassed himself on Joe Rogans show? Man, that was a perfect couple of minutes for outsiders to gauge the batshit crazy degenerate schmucks of the Bigfoot world. You could just smell his kookiness through the television.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 8:11:00 PM PDT

      maybe you farted

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 12:17:00 AM PDT

      This guy plays a big role in Sykes.....paper,study,whatever it is he is doing.

      Does not bode well for footers.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 4:15:00 AM PDT

      I don't know about the study, but Johnson's participation in the TV show is a sign its a "point and laugh" documentary like "Shooting Bigfoot"...

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  14. rushferlifeMonday, September 9, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

    "That would be like me trying to criticize the Conductor of the New York Philharmonic Symphony or the Engineer of the Golden Gate Bridge."

    Hmmm, over stepping just a wee bit don't ya think? LMFAO!! Egomaniac.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM PDT

      ^ likes Rush Limbaugh

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 11:40:00 PM PDT

      But he's one of the most credible voices in the bigfoot world!!!!

      I'd say he's under stepping like a 12 foot squatch tip toeing through the tulips.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 10:08:00 AM PDT

      LMAO!!


      under stepping like a 12 foot squatch tip toeing through the tulips.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 10:09:00 AM PDT

      LMAO!!


      under stepping like a 12 foot squatch tip toeing through the tulips.

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  15. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 8:00:00 PM PDT

    If everybody had a good grip on reality, there would be no need for shrinks, Doctor. These trolls, or someone like them, is what puts food on your plate and pays your rent.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 8:03:00 PM PDT

      I must have missed out on that, do tell because my rent is due on the 5th

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 11:41:00 PM PDT

      * was due on the 5th

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 4:23:00 AM PDT

      I don't think he's actually allowed to be a shrink anymore and has also had severe mental health problems of his own, that's true not trolling.

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  16. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 10:11:00 PM PDT

    The truth is, Dr.johnson had a phsycalogical break while having a shit in the woods.... Now he is a delusional footer....

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    1. Fozzie Monday, September 9, 2013 at 11:44:00 PM PDT

      It can happen to anyone. Believe me I know!

      Tip of the day: Know what species of mushroom you're eating while shroom hunting in the woods.

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  17. AnonymousMonday, September 9, 2013 at 10:15:00 PM PDT

    ^ Cant even spell psychological.

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  18. Mark B UKTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 1:56:00 AM PDT

    So, Johnson compared himself to Alan Gilbert (conductor of the New York Philharmonic Orchestra) & Joseph Strauss (chief architect of the Golden Gate Bridge).

    Egomania is a terrible thing.

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  19. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 5:41:00 AM PDT

    I just went and listened to Doc Johnson's audio recordings for the first time and I approached them with an open mind and zero expectations and .... they're awful. Really, genuinely awful. The fact that he's taken random woodland noises and assigned specific Bigfoot actions to them (and specific ages and descriptions to the Bigfoots making them in most cases) is just baffling.

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  20. AnonymousTuesday, September 10, 2013 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

    Dr. J there is a special place in hell for hoaxers too! Go fuck yourself while you are there!

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