Yeah Zip it, and then Long could write another hoaxed book on the new hoax by Hilarious & Hackham. The three could make yet more money from hoaxing bigfoot.
Hey then Sharon Shill could walk around babbling I doubt it, I doubt it, hey you I doubt it, and publishers will give her cold hard cash to say I doubt it.
Never understood why those boys had to go to Bluff Creek when they lived in WA or some apple hugging place like that that bigfoot calls his backyard. It'd be like me trekking from east TX to Mississippi just to find a redneck.
When "I" take a Young lady for a walk in the woods the only monster she's gonna see is ME ! ...And I think you know what I mean. HAW! Who cares if she gets lime disease, snap o' MY FINGER and I'VE got another one on MY arm. When it comes to women I only deal with the BEST. That's just the way it is in MY WORLD.
another vivid terrific STORY,ISSUE IS WHY NI VIDEO OF THIS PROLONGED FOLLOWING.
ITS A JOKE OR IMAGINATION GETTING FOLLOWD LIKE THEY SAY AND NOTVIDEOING IT. WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE NVER HAVE A HAND HELD OR CELL PHONE. EVERYWHEREIG PEOPLE HIP OT THEIR CELLS/CAMEARAS.SO IF U ARE ON A NATURE WALK ITS ALWAYS WITH YU AS A HIKER THERE IS ALWAYS 8 CAMEARAS WITH OUR GROUP
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteTo hoax!
Delete6:12 = Hoaxer Hilarious himself, Bob Hilarious. Maybe Hilarious has a new hoax planned with Chris Hackham.
DeleteYeah Zip it, and then Long could write another hoaxed book on the new hoax by Hilarious & Hackham. The three could make yet more money from hoaxing bigfoot.
DeleteHey then Sharon Shill could walk around babbling I doubt it, I doubt it, hey you I doubt it, and publishers will give her cold hard cash to say I doubt it.
I don't doubt it.
@ OP
DeleteYou shut yer stinkin mouth you ole polecat.
Don't kick me in the nuts after I done did gave you the key to the highway.
Besides, Bobby, your hookers were southwest of filthy.
Ya done did have chosen pencillin over fame and fortune.
Whoflungcumfromonehunglow
DeleteTEAM HOMOS!
DeleteBob, you old dog! Ready to come clean of the PG film?
ReplyDeleteRoger's hoax helped me gain everything I ever wanted in life. Money, attention, bitches. I ain't turning back now.
DeleteWere you really Roger's lover? Brokeback Mt.?
Delete"I wish I could quit you Roger..."
DeleteMaybe that's why Patterson fell while filming, his pants were round his ankles...
DeleteBob Hilarious's hoax has helped Long greatly. He's made money off of books and talks and appearances like crazy ever since taking up Hilarious's Hoax.
DeleteHackham made money off of hoaxing Gimlin, then creating Strutting Orange Hairy Stick Man in an attempt to reflect hoax on the PGF.
As we all know, Hilarious and Hackham flunked with flying raging colors.
Figbootery flunks with flying colors everytime.
DeleteDon't understand how Packham profited from Bigfoot?
DeleteSuck dick.
DeleteAnd as a semi-professional photographer, the camera was where?
ReplyDeleteoops, I meant amateur photographer. Wimps will not discover Bigfoot. Get closer next time. And use the damn camera.
DeleteSharon Hill = skeptic babe. I be
ReplyDeleteSharon Shill = skeptard ape.
DeleteMs Sharon is one fine piece of skepticism.
DeleteAnd that's coming from the grandaddy of all motherfuckers.
Poor Sharon isn't happy with the recent efforts of her minions on here.
DeleteIf things get any worse she'll have to resort to posting as 'Fox' again.
MMG
I be = keyboard malfunction ^^.
ReplyDeleteI was drunk
ReplyDeletethe day the Patty
started animism
so I jumped
off my horse
in the rain
but before I could get to the creek
that they call bluff
her thigh got tripped up by a damned ole sprain
Never understood why those boys had to go to Bluff Creek when they lived in WA or some apple hugging place like that that bigfoot calls his backyard. It'd be like me trekking from east TX to Mississippi just to find a redneck.
ReplyDeleteIt was the place to be if you were into hoaxing...Kinda like Studio 54 during the disco era....
Delete(bigfoot)
ReplyDeletesssS-H-O-W-E-R
When "I" take a Young lady for a walk in the woods the only monster she's gonna see is ME ! ...And I think you know what I mean. HAW! Who cares if she gets lime disease, snap o' MY FINGER and I'VE got another one on MY arm. When it comes to women I only deal with the BEST. That's just the way it is in MY WORLD.
ReplyDeleteBob Wire
Stories like these are the best Bigfoot evidence.
ReplyDeleteThe woman in the video is lucky someone was with her. Otherwise she would have possibly become another missing person.
ReplyDeleteThis thing was NOT looking to be friends!
another vivid terrific STORY,ISSUE IS WHY NI VIDEO OF THIS PROLONGED FOLLOWING.
ReplyDeleteITS A JOKE OR IMAGINATION GETTING FOLLOWD LIKE THEY SAY AND NOTVIDEOING IT. WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE NVER HAVE A HAND HELD OR CELL PHONE. EVERYWHEREIG PEOPLE HIP OT THEIR CELLS/CAMEARAS.SO IF U ARE ON A NATURE WALK ITS ALWAYS WITH YU
AS A HIKER THERE IS ALWAYS 8 CAMEARAS WITH OUR GROUP
YOU HAVE TO QUESTION
Have to question WTF you're trying to say.
DeleteHey, it's illegible guy, haven't seen you in a while welcome back.
DeleteWe're not deaf, yelling doesn't make us understand you any better.
DeleteWow...what a stupid perspective you have...I don`t have a phone at all or a camera...have you considered THAT,you fool ?
DeleteI would consider it if I had any idea what you are talking about
DeleteDamn peeping tom`s are everywhere !
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