Yeah, this tree-dwelling crap is getting pretty popular. Can't find them on the ground? They're in the trees! Can't find them in the trees? They are inter-dimensional travelers!
Thanks to all who have contributed samples to the project. We have collected and analysed over thirty samples and results are being prepared for publication. Following normal procedure, no results or other information will be available prior to publication, so please do not enquire.
Though the collection phase is now over, hair samples can still be submitted for analysis, but the costs (about $2,000 per sample) will no longer be covered.
Bryan Sykes.
..lol..I heard if you send $4,000 you get to be in the sequel "Son Of Pwned"....
Shit I'd literally fukin kill myself if I sent him 2g for this scam just to be told it's a scam 30 for Melba's bullshittin was bad enough but for 2g I could never hold my head high with pride ever again
I hope Sykes does prove in bigfoots existance,i believe in bigfoot anyway but i would love to know whats in bigfoots genes,how much is it like us?what else is it part of?it might even shed some light on our origins xx
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
First..haha..
ReplyDeleteWhat a horrific toupee
ReplyDeleteThat's affirmative
Delete^ Jealous that they can't afford a nice toupee...
DeleteI thought a toupee was a tent with a point at the top xx
DeleteAre you referring to a teepee Eva ?
DeleteIt took 12 hours to post the Sykes news. I wonder why. We sat through the usual weather and animal and nature stuff all day without the Sykes news.
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIGFOOT! The bigfoot culture is awesome, I love it! But, THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
Deleteeasy there Hoss.
Deleteeasy there Hoss.
Delete..lols..What do you think of the Loch Ness Monster culture?
Delete10:58, the all-seeing-all-knowing skeptard.
DeleteFor you would truly need to be all-seeing to make such an absurd claim as there's no such thing.
It's a foolhardy statement.
settle down there fella.
DeleteWhat? Foolhardy statements on BFE?
DeleteYou must be mistaken my friend...
MMG
I always thought hoss was spelled haus I still learn something new every day just another useless fact taking up space in my brain
DeleteWhats up with the Matt Moneymaker wig?
ReplyDelete"Young Bigfoot Travel in the Trees Like Tarzan"
ReplyDeleteWhat, fictitiously? :P
Yeah, this tree-dwelling crap is getting pretty popular. Can't find them on the ground? They're in the trees! Can't find them in the trees? They are inter-dimensional travelers!
Deleteautism detected
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteGreat commentary !
This guy could give Henry May a run for his money.
Why is a giant squid attacking Bigfoot while a baby UFO dry humps his leg? Weird...
ReplyDeleteUPDATE - August 2013
ReplyDeleteThanks to all who have contributed samples to the project. We have collected and analysed over thirty samples and results are being prepared for publication. Following normal procedure, no results or other information will be available prior to publication, so please do not enquire.
Though the collection phase is now over, hair samples can still be submitted for analysis, but the costs (about $2,000 per sample) will no longer be covered.
Bryan Sykes.
..lol..I heard if you send $4,000 you get to be in the sequel "Son Of Pwned"....
The smell of fear.
DeleteMMG
The smell of fear is thick in the air... I am very excited to hear the creativity of these people.
DeletePeace.
Shit I'd literally fukin kill myself if I sent him 2g for this scam just to be told it's a scam 30 for Melba's bullshittin was bad enough but for 2g I could never hold my head high with pride ever again
DeleteI hope Sykes does prove in bigfoots existance,i believe in bigfoot anyway but i would love to know whats in bigfoots genes,how much is it like us?what else is it part of?it might even shed some light on our origins xx
ReplyDeleteGood post Eva.
ReplyDeleteThe big fear is that if Sykes does confirm the race will be on to get that specimen.
No squatch is coming alive peacefully so the woods and mountains will be filled with pro-kill gunning for that multi million dollar bounty.
Protection legislation can take time...
MMG
Love that mans Peggy Flemming wig.
ReplyDeletePut the little Dutch boy Moneymaker beside him and they'd make quite a pair.