Listen: (SOHA) Distant Bigfoot Vocalization (July 18, 2013)

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Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

Put your HEAD PHONES on for this one. These voices are recorded from a distance (Probably at the outer range of my Parabolic Microphone Dish which is a Football Field away..... 300 feet).



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  1. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

    Fear the first !!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 7:05:00 PM PDT

      Am I missing something? Are they trying to pass off that bird in the recording as a bigfoot? I must be missing something, right?

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 2:34:00 AM PDT

      It's a woody woodsquatch

      Delete
  2. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

    Hoodiesquatch!

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:12:00 PM PDT

    Dr Matthew Johnson
    bad tard in a busful of bad tards

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:31:00 PM PDT

      u da tard u ignant daw

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

      Is Dr. Johnson the guy who sometimes blubbers when he tells his bigfoot story? Didn't he also claim on a radio program that he had some kind of telepathic connection with the bigfoot during his sighting in Oregon?

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 8:08:00 PM PDT

      ^the bigfoot established a connection with his taterhole

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 3:12:00 AM PDT

      ^ LMFAO hilarious!

      Delete
  4. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:37:00 PM PDT

    I am an amateur cryptolinguist. After many hours of work, I was able to translate what the bigfoot said in this distant bigfoot vocalization.

    This is what the bigfoot said:

    "You jackasses will never find us!"


    What do you think the bigfoot meant by that?




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    1. Scoot NullsonTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 8:20:00 PM PDT

      You sir are no cryptolinguist! They clearly can be heard muttering, "ROEHM MA NOOCHI NAH NAY MAH aaarrOOOOP."

      This is merely a northern dialect of the Sierra Squatch language, loosely translated as 'Look at Dr. Moobs in his walmart sweats! Sure is nice of him to let us use this portal in his backyard. Hey Jim, 2 grouse says I can make him cry again!'

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:38:00 PM PDT

    Rick Dyer has bigfoot kiddie porn

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 6:53:00 PM PDT

    Breaking! The clearest photo ever of Auburn Bigfoot watching Algonquin Park Bigfoot having a conversation with Justin Smeja!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 3:13:00 AM PDT

      He will just shoot (allegedly)

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    2. AnonymousThursday, August 8, 2013 at 4:52:00 AM PDT

      Let's hope he keeps the body this time and end this nightmare...

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  7. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 9:09:00 PM PDT

    WoW! Kind of takes you breath away, doesn't it? I guess that we can all go home now. Mystery solved. End of story.

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  8. Dr.TatorholeTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 9:24:00 PM PDT

    Why are we always treated to this steaming nugget of journalistic impartiality:

    "Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world"

    If you got to start every article with that, it's obvious the guy is a medicine show barker.

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 10:31:00 PM PDT

    Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world.

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    1. randy californiaTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 10:37:00 PM PDT

      No, I am....Vergaruker Maxis

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 3:14:00 AM PDT

      Vergaruker Maxis is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 4:13:00 PM PDT

      I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. No, I'm Spartacus...

      Delete
  10. randy californiaTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 10:35:00 PM PDT

    I am now Dr. Verge! I am credible in the Bf world. I am the most credible person I know in this field.Questions?

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, August 6, 2013 at 11:15:00 PM PDT

    What is the plural for bigfoot?
    Big feet , family of bigfoot, family of bigfeet or
    Hey look there's nothing there and you'll like it

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    1. randy californiaWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 11:09:00 AM PDT

      It cannot be spoken, it can only be thought. Like Prince's name who is also very credible (at extreme queerness.)

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 4:16:00 PM PDT

      It's bigfooti.

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 2:32:00 AM PDT

    I've spent over 30 out in the wilderness searching for nothing, and I like it.

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 8:16:00 AM PDT

    LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE!!

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  14. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 10:18:00 AM PDT

    How they know this is bigfoot?! I can fart in the forset and I can claim this is bigfoot fart. From what I heard bigfoot's language should be like primitive tribes.

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 11:21:00 AM PDT

    Yeah, right. Bigfoot vocalizations. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, August 7, 2013 at 7:55:00 PM PDT

    Perhaps we really all have a bit of the Squatch in us afterall and that is why Dr. Johnson is so enamored. He must be like 7-8% Squatch. The dude is pretty tall?? He's just trying to reconnect with his kinfolk..yeah..that's it.

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