Listen: (SOHA) Distant Bigfoot Vocalization (July 18, 2013)
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.Put your HEAD PHONES on for this one. These voices are recorded from a distance (Probably at the outer range of my Parabolic Microphone Dish which is a Football Field away..... 300 feet).
Fear the first !!
ReplyDeleteAm I missing something? Are they trying to pass off that bird in the recording as a bigfoot? I must be missing something, right?
DeleteIt's a woody woodsquatch
DeleteHoodiesquatch!
ReplyDeleteDamn it! so close...
DeleteDr Matthew Johnson
ReplyDeletebad tard in a busful of bad tards
u da tard u ignant daw
DeleteIs Dr. Johnson the guy who sometimes blubbers when he tells his bigfoot story? Didn't he also claim on a radio program that he had some kind of telepathic connection with the bigfoot during his sighting in Oregon?
Delete^the bigfoot established a connection with his taterhole
Delete^ LMFAO hilarious!
DeleteI am an amateur cryptolinguist. After many hours of work, I was able to translate what the bigfoot said in this distant bigfoot vocalization.
ReplyDeleteThis is what the bigfoot said:
"You jackasses will never find us!"
What do you think the bigfoot meant by that?
You sir are no cryptolinguist! They clearly can be heard muttering, "ROEHM MA NOOCHI NAH NAY MAH aaarrOOOOP."
DeleteThis is merely a northern dialect of the Sierra Squatch language, loosely translated as 'Look at Dr. Moobs in his walmart sweats! Sure is nice of him to let us use this portal in his backyard. Hey Jim, 2 grouse says I can make him cry again!'
Rick Dyer has bigfoot kiddie porn
ReplyDeleteBreaking! The clearest photo ever of Auburn Bigfoot watching Algonquin Park Bigfoot having a conversation with Justin Smeja!
ReplyDeleteHe will just shoot (allegedly)
DeleteLet's hope he keeps the body this time and end this nightmare...
DeleteWoW! Kind of takes you breath away, doesn't it? I guess that we can all go home now. Mystery solved. End of story.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we always treated to this steaming nugget of journalistic impartiality:
ReplyDelete"Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world"
If you got to start every article with that, it's obvious the guy is a medicine show barker.
Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world.
ReplyDeleteNo, I am....Vergaruker Maxis
DeleteVergaruker Maxis is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world.
DeleteI'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. No, I'm Spartacus...
DeleteI am now Dr. Verge! I am credible in the Bf world. I am the most credible person I know in this field.Questions?
ReplyDeleteWhat is the plural for bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteBig feet , family of bigfoot, family of bigfeet or
Hey look there's nothing there and you'll like it
It cannot be spoken, it can only be thought. Like Prince's name who is also very credible (at extreme queerness.)
DeleteIt's bigfooti.
DeleteI've spent over 30 out in the wilderness searching for nothing, and I like it.
ReplyDeleteLEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE!!
ReplyDeleteI most credibly agree.
DeleteDr. Verge
How they know this is bigfoot?! I can fart in the forset and I can claim this is bigfoot fart. From what I heard bigfoot's language should be like primitive tribes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, right. Bigfoot vocalizations. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
ReplyDeletePerhaps we really all have a bit of the Squatch in us afterall and that is why Dr. Johnson is so enamored. He must be like 7-8% Squatch. The dude is pretty tall?? He's just trying to reconnect with his kinfolk..yeah..that's it.
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