Bizarre Hypotheses and Evidence for Bigfoot Juveniles

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Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by zoological researcher Jay Cooney of the Bizarre Zoology blog. For info on weird and amazing facts/theories of zoology, paleontology, and cryptozoology visit Bizarre Zoology blog or follow him on Twitter.

If there are a population of unidentified bipedal primates in North America, then there has to be a breeding population. And if there is a breeding population, there have to be juveniles of this species. In this article, I will discuss one of the least explored aspects of the life of the bipedal primates known as Sasquatch or Bigfoot (assuming that they exist). This aspect is the life of and interactions between a mother and juvenile Sasquatch. However, the purpose of this article in not to explore every aspect of juvenile Sasquatch life, but rather to explore the bizarre aspects that are not often explored. We will also look at intriguing data (in the form of evidence) which possibly suggests the presence of juvenile Sasquatch.

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  1. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:06:00 PM PDT

    last

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    1. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      ...no first, ha ha...

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    2. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

      First motherfuckers.

      Bet you couldn't get the full deposit back on your prom tuxedos either.

      Premature ly Unproven.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:09:00 PM PDT

    What part of Patterson was a conman don't you understand?

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    1. Jay CooneySunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:16:00 PM PDT

      Every part

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    2. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

      Yawn at Yawn

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    3. Bob Gimlins inner childSunday, August 18, 2013 at 6:18:00 PM PDT

      Look me in the eyes.

      I do not understand your question son.

      What the fuck is a Patterson?

      I'm Bob and I was there that day.

      Delete
    4. Not a SkeptardSunday, August 18, 2013 at 10:11:00 PM PDT

      That's a nice comeback, Jay. You do nice work too.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

    very interesting article for sure, thanks 4 sharing!!!!!

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  4. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    i almost cant believe the idiots out there, does noone have an open mind? new species of every kind are being discovered every day, wish there was a way to screen out the jerks, there must be a way, like a small test that would be easily affirmed, just thought i`d throw that out there...

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    1. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 7:55:00 PM PDT

      There is a way to screen out the dorks my son, it's called a "Moderator". If Shawn moderated and cracked down on the sexual harassment, the stupid firsting, and the scum, this blog would be empty, because everyone who faithfully read this blog and commented dutifully all got tired of the bullshit and left long ago. R.I.P. : B.F.E.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 8:14:00 PM PDT

      moderator schmoderator...

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    3. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 8:44:00 PM PDT

      I say this that stuff too much and never see Shawn make a single comment on it.

      He does moderate the blog for death threat type stuff, so maybe this will get his attention:

      IF YOU DONT START MODERATING I WILL RIP OUT YOUR STILL BEATING HEART

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, August 19, 2013 at 3:08:00 AM PDT

      ^ Lame

      Delete
    5. AnonymousMonday, August 19, 2013 at 5:16:00 AM PDT

      ..The people complaining about this comment section should join the forum attached to the blog..They can even volunteer some time and moderate. Seems to me Shawn already gave them what they are asking for....

      Delete
  5. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

    can a bigfoot be a credible voice in the bigfoot community? well if so, then juvenile sasquatch is one of the most credible voices in the bigfoot community

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    1. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:36:00 PM PDT

      I believe the children are our future

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    2. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 5:41:00 PM PDT

      Teach them well and let them lead the way.

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    3. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 6:26:00 PM PDT

      Fuck off thats a song

      Fuckin taterhole

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, August 19, 2013 at 5:19:00 AM PDT

      Children are their own future, not mine..My present used to be my future, but I'm here now so I haven't had a future since the past...

      Delete
  6. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 6:44:00 PM PDT

    My taterhole is full.

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  7. AnonymousSunday, August 18, 2013 at 8:35:00 PM PDT

    That blog is written by a child. Nuf said.
    i like eggs.

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  8. Jay CooneySunday, August 18, 2013 at 9:30:00 PM PDT

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  9. AnonymousMonday, August 19, 2013 at 8:12:00 AM PDT

    LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE!

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  10. SassyCrotchMonday, August 19, 2013 at 3:34:00 PM PDT

    There are plenty of reports of juvenile bigfoots. Back in the 1800's there was a Whistling "Ape" that was only about 3 ft tall that always approached human children and ran from adults.

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