Ben Affleck is Batman - WTF?!?
Warner Bros. announced yesterday that Ben Affleck will star as the new Dark Knight in a film bringing DC Comics superheroes together. In a recent statement, director Zack Snyder says Affleck will provide an "interesting counter-balance" to Superman. "(Affleck) has the acting chops to create a layered portrayal of a man who is older and wiser than Clark Kent and bears the scars of a seasoned crime fighter, but retain the charm that the world sees in billionaire Bruce Wayne," said Snyder. The geek world is currently in shock over the Affleck announcement. Here's GeekFusionTV going insane:
The new film is slated for July 17, 2015.
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Ben is gay
DeleteHave a nice weekend Squatches
And Bobbin is his boy wonder
DeleteAfter all Ben did play George Reeves and that's kind of like playing Superman? Open for discussion. Oh fuck it, I think I'll go shoot myself, or let some one else.
Deletewho cares? Batman is old.
ReplyDeleteyou smell like old socks
DeleteAn actor is only allowed to play 1 (one) superhero per lifetime.
ReplyDeleteNerd Law.
Not true ..
DeleteJoe is pwned
ReplyDeleteTrue dat. True dat.
Delete- stand-in guy
I guess i missed that one
DeleteYou must not come 'round these parts often.
DeleteBen can play a superhero with his eyes closed--Hence Daredevil
DeleteWe built this here town on unmitigated bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch lips is your opinion which isn't worth much round these parts.
DeleteMMG
I was not aware that the evidence for bigfoot was this compelling.
ReplyDeleteI was not aware that the evidence for Ben Affleck was this compelling.
DeleteI'm still pissed that he married Jennifer Garner. Bastard.
You younger geeks should have been around when Michael Keaton was cast as Batman in Tim Burton's movie...We set ourselves on fire and would only let the EMS pour water on us when Jack Nickolson agreed to play the Joker...good times, good times...
ReplyDeletePauly Shore would be great as The Batman.
ReplyDeleteMy choice would be Carrot Top.
DeleteI heard Johnny Depp is going to be the new Joker.
ReplyDeleteCrap actor too, it's all crap this new Batman shit.
DeleteI heard Tim Fasano is going to be The Fat Bastard.
ReplyDeleteNo he's the Penguin dumbass. Henry May will be his stunt double.
DeleteWhatever you say Eva.
DeleteThanks xx
DeleteThink TFats will make a great Gorilla Grod but they might have to shave his back a little first
DeleteREAL BIGFOOT WORTHTHY NEWS
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worththy??
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10:18 can't even bitch and moan right ...FAIL
DeleteIt was not worth thy time to read this blog today.
Delete^ Go change your tampon and quit crying lady
DeleteI heard the skeptics are going to get pwned by Joe again,xx
ReplyDeleteyup i heard that happens on a daily basis
DeleteJoe doesn't pwn anyone
Deleteyes he does!
DeleteNo he just repeats the same tired old points over and over then loses his temper and resorts to name calling
DeleteJoe reiterates the same point to the same tired old comment so why are you crying about lady?
DeleteWord out on the street is Ben has a size 10 taterhole
ReplyDeletehttp://news.ca.msn.com/local/toronto/police-search-for-sisters-missing-in-bon-echo-provincial-park
ReplyDeleteTWO TEEN GIRLS MISSING IN ONTARIO, CANADA PARK!
Thanks for that Johnnie.
DeletePeace.
Thanks Johnnie. M
Delete^^^P.S.
ReplyDeleteNot far from Sasquatch Ontario's "habituation" area.........whooops!
Abe Vigoda should be the next Batman. If he's still alive.
ReplyDeleteHe died in '72, don't you remember: Sal "We're on our way to Brooklyn"
Delete"I can't go Sally"
"Me neither"
Sal:"Sigh.(sad look of resignation),Tom, can you get me off the hook, for old times sake..."
"Can't do it Sally.."
..lol...
Hello Joe,i was reading earlier your comment about bigfoot burying their dead,well i've just read an artical on wakingtimes.com called the emotional lives of animals and it mentions that elephants have been known to bury their dead and also to bury people,quite an interesting read xx
ReplyDeleteAnd people are the only ones that bury people when they aren't dead--Our species sucks.
DeleteZombies scare me
DeleteWTF?
ReplyDeletePlease explaine what this means?
Little kids want to know!
The kids know......I thought the host here was tired of the cussing but he now cusses on his own site?
Worst webmaster of all times
What a treat--Johnnie Lindsay and Joe together at last. I'm out of here.
ReplyDeleteOk goodbye and don't make your boyfriend wait for his daily taterholing
DeleteShawn you are such a stupid mutafucka for posting this on a bigfoot blog. You must have a crush on Ben?
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