Ben Affleck is Batman - WTF?!?


Warner Bros. announced yesterday that Ben Affleck will star as the new Dark Knight in a film bringing DC Comics superheroes together. In a recent statement, director Zack Snyder says Affleck will provide an "interesting counter-balance" to Superman. "(Affleck) has the acting chops to create a layered portrayal of a man who is older and wiser than Clark Kent and bears the scars of a seasoned crime fighter, but retain the charm that the world sees in billionaire Bruce Wayne," said Snyder. The geek world is currently in shock over the Affleck announcement. Here's GeekFusionTV going insane:



The new film is slated for July 17, 2015.

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    1. Ben is gay

      Have a nice weekend Squatches

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    2. And Bobbin is his boy wonder

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    3. After all Ben did play George Reeves and that's kind of like playing Superman? Open for discussion. Oh fuck it, I think I'll go shoot myself, or let some one else.

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  2. An actor is only allowed to play 1 (one) superhero per lifetime.

    Nerd Law.

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    1. True dat. True dat.

      - stand-in guy

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    2. I guess i missed that one

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    3. You must not come 'round these parts often.

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    4. Ben can play a superhero with his eyes closed--Hence Daredevil

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  4. We built this here town on unmitigated bullshit.

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    1. That bitch lips is your opinion which isn't worth much round these parts.

      MMG

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  5. I was not aware that the evidence for bigfoot was this compelling.

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    1. I was not aware that the evidence for Ben Affleck was this compelling.

      I'm still pissed that he married Jennifer Garner. Bastard.

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  6. You younger geeks should have been around when Michael Keaton was cast as Batman in Tim Burton's movie...We set ourselves on fire and would only let the EMS pour water on us when Jack Nickolson agreed to play the Joker...good times, good times...

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  7. Pauly Shore would be great as The Batman.

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  8. I heard Johnny Depp is going to be the new Joker.

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    1. Crap actor too, it's all crap this new Batman shit.

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  9. I heard Tim Fasano is going to be The Fat Bastard.

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    1. No he's the Penguin dumbass. Henry May will be his stunt double.

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    2. Think TFats will make a great Gorilla Grod but they might have to shave his back a little first

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  10. REAL BIGFOOT WORTHTHY NEWS


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    1. "WORTHTHY"



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    2. 10:18 can't even bitch and moan right ...FAIL

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    3. It was not worth thy time to read this blog today.

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    4. ^ Go change your tampon and quit crying lady

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  11. I heard the skeptics are going to get pwned by Joe again,xx

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    1. yup i heard that happens on a daily basis

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    2. No he just repeats the same tired old points over and over then loses his temper and resorts to name calling

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    3. Joe reiterates the same point to the same tired old comment so why are you crying about lady?

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  12. Word out on the street is Ben has a size 10 taterhole

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  13. http://news.ca.msn.com/local/toronto/police-search-for-sisters-missing-in-bon-echo-provincial-park

    TWO TEEN GIRLS MISSING IN ONTARIO, CANADA PARK!

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  14. ^^^P.S.

    Not far from Sasquatch Ontario's "habituation" area.........whooops!

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  15. Abe Vigoda should be the next Batman. If he's still alive.

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    1. He died in '72, don't you remember: Sal "We're on our way to Brooklyn"
      "I can't go Sally"
      "Me neither"
      Sal:"Sigh.(sad look of resignation),Tom, can you get me off the hook, for old times sake..."
      "Can't do it Sally.."
      ..lol...

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  16. Hello Joe,i was reading earlier your comment about bigfoot burying their dead,well i've just read an artical on wakingtimes.com called the emotional lives of animals and it mentions that elephants have been known to bury their dead and also to bury people,quite an interesting read xx

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    1. And people are the only ones that bury people when they aren't dead--Our species sucks.

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  17. WTF?
    Please explaine what this means?
    Little kids want to know!

    The kids know......I thought the host here was tired of the cussing but he now cusses on his own site?

    Worst webmaster of all times

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  18. What a treat--Johnnie Lindsay and Joe together at last. I'm out of here.

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    1. Ok goodbye and don't make your boyfriend wait for his daily taterholing

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  19. Shawn you are such a stupid mutafucka for posting this on a bigfoot blog. You must have a crush on Ben?

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