The Trailer For "The Walking Dead" Season Four Is Awesome!
Mark your calendars, Walking Dead fans! Season 4 debuts October 13th! Here's a special trailer previewed at Comic-Con 2013 just hours ago. According to the series' producer, Scott M. Gimple, the first episode will be mind-blowing. He told the Hollywood Reporter:
"It's been crazy. We did the first episode, I wrote it and it blew my mind," Gimple said of how his new gig has been so far.
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DeleteJust when you start to think the walking dead is one of the greatest shows ever, they come out with another terrible freaking episode. More zombie killing, less bullshit.
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DeleteI'm writing this on behalf of 'Cyndi', she made me promise to post here. Something about owing her for thousands of years of phallocentric oppression. I promised to do it to make her shut up.
This troupe of idiots arrived at my park today. They immediately began rolling around, kissing the ground and moaning to the sky, chanting something about the Earth Mother giving them safe passage. I've never seen such a bunch of whacked out numbskulls in my life.
I kept the promise to post here, partially out of concern. If any of you Bigfoot idiots know these people personally, your friends seem to be completely inept at both handling boats and outdoormanship.
One of their canoes was seriously overloaded with some kind of hideous statue, they could barely get themselves into the aboard, and they all seemed to be on drugs. I don't think much of their ability to handle the vessels either.
I tired to intervene out of concern for their safety, but they presented me with all the proper paperwork for some kind of religious ceremony they were having. Upon trying to give them some safety tips for being on the water, the entire group surrounded me and began screaming about rape culture and oppression.
Anyway, Cyndi told me to post here that she had an ipad on the 3G network, and she'll be able to post when they cross 'the great barrier'.
I don't know what she was on about, the lake is only 2 kilometres wide, they have all the proper safety gear, life jackets and such, but I've never seen such a bunch of hysterical, incompetent screaming harpies in my life.
Nonetheless, I have serious concerns for their safety, unfortunately, I don't know where their ultimate destination is.
If any of you nutjobs know them personally, you'd better send Cyndi an email, or contact her somehow over the internet, just to check up on her.
I con't believe I'm posting on a Bigfoot site.
The world has gone mad.
^^ greatest comment ever posted on here. *starts slow clap*
DeleteI push my fingers into my eyes. It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.
DeleteShut up Rogerson, ya stupid Libtard!
DeleteCorrection sir, the nutjobs are on the boats not the blog.
DeleteDear Park Ranger Rogerson,
DeleteIts nice to see you are concerned for Cyndi and her friends,however im sure they know what the're doing,if any problems should arise the bigfoot family will be all to willing to help.I noticed you refer to the park as yours,does it not belong to mother nature as we all do?The sooner we all become one with nature and of course each other the sooner all wars will cease.
With love Eva xx
Television is dead. I get all of my news and entertainment from Bigfoot podcasts.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for a live update on Joe F's suicide when he saw that link to that very convincing replica of Patty.
You mean this one?:
Deletehttp://www.ourbigfoot.com/patterson_bigfoot_suit.html
It's not bad, but its puffy poofy softness reveals it's obviously not what you see in the PGF. Yes I know a replica. It's okay as a replica. Still it's puffy and poofy unlike Patty who reveals muscle, tendon, fleshy mass vibration/movement.
It's a good job, but for the soles, and the hair lacks the ring of truth which Patty's timber wolf-like coat has.
Also this costume probably lacks the wear areas on the torso, the bare and bare-ish patches where the arms rub. Yes you can't see that in these photos, but if you click the video:
"This video does not exist."
RED FLAG, baby. RED FLAG.
In other words, the video stinks, just as Hackham's does. Bob Hilarious was incapable of producing an actual video and resorted to a stop-motion piece of junk via a montage of 3-4 still photos.
None of these come close to the PGF.
We need to see a video of the suit to make a better judgement. Also there is no reference here to note that he is restricting himself to 1967 tools to produce this replica.
One other thing, anon 6:27:
You think suicide is funny?
You are looking forward to someone's suicide?
You are on the wrong blog then. You need to check PsychopathsAreUs.com and IdioticSonsOfBitches.org and CrazyStupidSkeptards.net where you will feel right at home.
There you will find many like-minded (I use the word "minded" loosely) individuals ready to celebrate people's suicides with you.
But be warned: your fellow psychopaths will be just as ready to celebrate your own demise.
Plus Patty's hair wear patterns are gorilla-like, and her gray skin at the wear areas is very very very gorilla-like.
DeleteEnough said on that score.
hmm that Leroy Blevins suit is a pretty close match but you'd have to have Bob Heironimus wear it to really make it complete...thanks for posting that link-it makes footers look even more foolish now
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Great post ISN.
DeleteFor far too long the skeps ran amok on this site unchecked.
Vital we challenge at every step. Important that the middle of the road guys get some balance on here instead of being force fed the moronic 'got monkey' and 'YGNALI'.
Taking this blog back.
MMG
Rodfather thinks suicifde is hilarious. Those who commit it are weak and never meant for this earth in the first place. Just this week, Rodfather's coworker was spouting nonsense about killing himself...Rodfather told him to stop talking about it like a pussy and do it. Weak ass punks.
DeleteBreaking Bad pwns The Walking Dead.
ReplyDeleteHoney Boo Boo pwns Breaking Bad.
DeleteCall of the Wildman pwns honey boo boo
DeleteBrokeback Mountain pwns Call of the Wildman.
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DeleteBigfoot Roommate.
I'm hoping for a Gilligan's Island reboot. Ideally, it would be called simply "Island" and it would have a hot young cast led by Channing Tatum as the new Gilligan. It would be hip, sexy and a little dangerous. How about it, Kickstarter?
ReplyDeleteWhy would you need to watch TV when you can get all your entertainment through trolling?
DeleteI'm not 100% sure, but I'm getting the idea you don't really like my Gilligan reboot idea.
DeleteI like it, but I'd rather see a Cosby Show reboot starring Samuel L. Jackson. "Theo! You're grounded motherfucker!"
DeleteI'm buying what your selling, Mayor! Between my Gilligan reboot, and your daring re imagining of Cosby, I think we can breath new life into living rooms across the country. I'm also thinking about a new HeeHaw. Instead of country, it would be death metal, but we'd keep the name... You know, brand recognition.
DeleteI turned off the TV many years ago my friend. Good for the grey matter.
Delete"The nearest analogy to the addictive power of television and the transformation of values that is wrought in the life of the heavy user is probably heroin. Heroin flattens the image; with heroin, things are neither hot nor cold; the junkie looks out at the world certain that what ever it is, it does not matter. The illusion of knowing and of control that heroin engenders is analogous to the unconscious assumption of the television consumer that what is seen is 'real' somewhere in the world. In fact, what is seen are the cosmetically enhanced surfaces of products. Television, while chemically non-invasive, nevertheless is every bit as addicting and physiologically damaging as any other drug.
"Most unsettling of all is this: the content of television is not a vision but a manufactured data stream that can be sanitized to 'protect' or impose cultural values. Thus we are confronted with an addictive and all-pervasive drug that delivers an experience whose message is whatever those who deal the drug wish it to be. Could anything provide a more fertile ground for fostering fascism and totalitarianism than this? In the United States, there are many more televisions than households, the average television set is on six hours a day, and the average person watches more than five hours a day—nearly one-third of their waking time. Aware as we all are of these simple facts, we seem unable to react to their implications. Serious study of the effects of television on health and culture has only begun recently. Yet no drug in history has so quickly or completely isolated the entire culture of its users from contact with reality. And no drug in history has so completely succeeded in remaking in its own image the values of the culture that it has infected."
Neil Postman's excellent book "Amusing ourselves to death" is essential reading for those critical of the medium of television. Recommended..... also, I am talking to Mila Kunis's people about her playing MaryAnn on my Gilligan reboot.
DeleteOh yeah, Bigfoot.
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DeleteWouldn't it be funny if in one scene the Skipper walks in on Gilligan while he's eating the brains of the Mrs. Howell character !
I haven't read "Amusing ourselves to Death", but I've hard good things. However, I no longer need any convincing. 'The cost of sanity in this society, is a certain level of alienation'
DeleteMaryAnn was WAY hotter than Ginger, I had a total crush on her.
I am working on a re-boot of my "My Mother the Car"...In my version the mother's ghost inhabits the son's PC("My Mother the Dell" a possible title...)
Delete"Son, you can move out of the basement now and troll bigfoots sites on me upstairs . Don't scratch the dining room table!"(Cue canned laughter...)..lol..
Mila Kunis as Mary Ann...hells yeah!
DeleteDamn it. My date wanted to watch TIVoed episodes of Big Brother. And now I come home to Park Ranger Rogerson's concerns about Cyndi and her troupe. Thankfully, The Mayor's sound wisdom along with some excellent pilot ideas have left me optimistic. I wouldn't describe it as going to bed. But I will pass out feeling much better about the bigfoot community.
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We're a crazy bunch. There is no other breed of man I would rather have at my back than a footer. A good night to you.
DeleteAnon 11:23. Commenting on a date with a woman and wishing every one a cheerful goodnight makes me Gay? No. I am heterosexual. But I respect all preferences, races, creeds and colors. Let me give you an example of what a typical Texan such as myself might do upon discovering your intolerance. They might bitch slap you so hard that it makes MK Davis' giant hand print appear on your hidden face. But. Then again. That's just an example. Have a good weekend.
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DeleteZombies a real.! I have a film that proves it.
ReplyDelete..BAM! "The boat can leave now. Tell the crew."
Delete^Lets see who the real zombie fan boys are...
You're right.! I've seen the Romero film
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