Look Who Was On The Joe Rogan Show Last Night!
1 Million Reddit Gold points to anyone who can guess who the man on the left is, standing next to Joe Rogan. Give up?
It's our friend Dr. Mathew Johnson!
Besides being one of the most credible voices in Bigfoot, to really understand why they chose to interview him for the Joe Rogan Questions Everything show, you have to read his BFRO sighting report. It will make you believe in Bigfoot whether you want to or not: Oregon pyschologist observes a creature resembling Bigfoot about 60 feet away while hiking on a trail with his family
Delayed first!
ReplyDeleteYou Go, Girl..
DeleteMatthew Johnson has anal bifida. It's one of the bifidas.
DeleteFist!!
ReplyDeleteGreat false first!
DeleteGood to see you back on top Travis!
DeletePeace bro!
Instead of being on the bottom.....while Henry lays on top!
DeleteTravis you forgot the congrats!!
DeleteGood old Matthew the faker hoax Johnson, the biggest bullshiter on the west coast.
ReplyDeleteBut haven't you heard that "Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world"
DeleteTo payed trolls like 1:26 everyone's a hoaxer.
DeleteI can get paid to make fun of footers? Sign me up please.
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-kLpC2ED4
ReplyDeleteMK DAVIS TALKS ABOUT THE GIANT HANDPRINT FOUND IN A CAVE!
NEW VIDEO! APPEARED ONLY 5 MINUTES AGO!
IS IT FROM BIGFOOT? FIND OUT HERE!
I like MK, but was it a handprint?
DeletePeace.
Oh... And Lindsey; your link doesn't work.
DeletePeace.
I'm Johnnie Lindsey welcome to Jackass
DeleteGood Lord 18 minutes long!? 1 Million Reddit Gold points to the person that makes it the longest.
DeleteI made it to just past the 5:30 mark.
DeleteIt is big. But is it a print or a carving? I'm guessing if it's old then you could argue the floor of the cave is somewhat eroded now so the ceiling may now be much farther away. So the height thing is debatable. As is the print.
DeleteThe height could be debatable by a master. ;-)
DeleteJoe whats your bff username?
ReplyDeleteI'm not on the BFF, do I need to be?
DeletePeace.
Yes you would fit in well.
DeleteNever leave us Joe.
DeleteJoining BFF immediately discredits believers and debunkers alike. Don't do it, Joe.
DeleteI'm not; here my friends are!
DeletePeace.
BFF will not let me join. Kinda pissed because I would love to read the insanity they hide from public viewing.
DeleteIt's pretty good stuff
DeleteBFF is too much reading.
DeleteStill no monkey huh?
ReplyDeleteNo monkeys; just giant hairy people...
DeleteGot monkey suit?
Peace.
No giant hairy people either
DeleteAnd yes there are lots of monkey suits in the world and one could be tailored to what we see in the pgf.
So we must continue to ask... Got monkey?
Ask the Smisthosnian about giant hairy people, and no... You haven't come close to a magical mythical monkey suit, as much as you keep muttering it like some rehearsed therapeutic exercise at reassurance.
DeleteSo we must continue to ask... Got monkey suit?
Peace.
Yep got plenty of monkey suits. The example you are looking for is shown on a film. Its called the pgf. There's your monkey suit.
DeleteBurden of proof is with you to provide the monkey.
Lets get one thing straight. The standard of evidence for acceptance for bigfoot is exactly the same as all other species. Footers cry when asked for the same standard of evidence because they know it does not and will never exist.
The burden is with you to prove that PGF is a suit, if that is what you claim it is... Regardless of the times I've told you this; that means I can just sit back and watch you sweat while my burden eases as every year of higher technology passes.
DeleteLet me school you of something; we are at a better stage of evidence now than the panda, giant squid and Bili ape was in their respective eras. Science is evolving and developing and you are no closer to debunking Bigfoot, why is that? Science is acknowledging, the clock is ticking and your arss is winking with the fear of the unknown.
Peace.
OMG! JOE, You re just one small step away from full fledged acceptance. With you "winking arss" comment you are 99% there. All that is left is for you to use the magic T word. Go on , splurge next time. Just blurt it out.
DeleteT is for turtles, I like turtles
DeleteJoe, you simple fuck.
DeleteJust a reminder there is no such animal as bigfoot.
Actually a fuck is not simple its actually a complicated biological process of procreation and thats not including dinner and dancing
DeleteAnon 4:29...
DeleteBigfoot are not animals (duh?)
(Sigh)
Peace.
T is for titties WOO HOO!!
DeleteAnon 4:33...
DeleteWhich Anon 4:29 is yet to experience, I might add!
Peace.
Still no God, huh?
DeleteThese trolls are too funny aren't they, Joe? It's just Ro or Shawn or Mikey or whomever else is around the office sipping coffee while waiting for the next check and random nonsense to comment here.
DeleteThere is such a high chance of that, yes sir.
DeletePeace.
No, not monkey suits anymore guys. There is a new thread at BFF stating that it's nothing more than glued on hair. I kid you not.
DeleteDo they mean the hair was directly glued on to a human? That is ridiculous....
DeleteLaughable actually.
DeletePeace.
Does anyone know why Bill Munns was banned from the BFF?
ReplyDeleteI think it was due to his comment that hes not saying the pgf is a bigfoot but its definitely not a man in a suit. Looks like he will be jumping on the alien bandwagon... more money to be made there.
Delete"Not saying pgf is a bigfoot, but it's definitely not a man in a suit."
DeleteYes, I saw where he claimed that too.
Right now Munns is claiming to be the best taxidermist in the world.
Munns has gone full potato.
Munns makes 'suit' enthusiasts shake shudder.
DeletePeace.
Munns makes suit enthusiasts laugh.
DeleteMunns makes suit enthusiasts make comments about them pretending to laugh, but they're actually struggling to come to terms with no monkey suit.
DeletePeace.
Wherever Munns stands right now the reason more folks are switching from the ape camp to one of the other options is because those are much more likely. Hominin alien and/or interdimensional. We cannot have apes in the thousands loose in America and authorities not either knowing about it or not warning people, I consider that out of the question as well as irresponsible if so. Those last serious options would make some sense in covering up as it's clearly the case with blogs like this and the general media attitude, all the possible origins contradicting with faiths of the world which a Bigfoot discovery would conflict with. Hence the cover-up.
DeleteLovely post!
DeletePeace.
Thanx, Joe. Peacey.
Delete7;07..Did you mean "an animal in the homo genus or an alien" or are you positing an interplanetary hybrid? Thanks...
DeleteMonkey Suit.
DeleteGot monkey suit???!!!!
DeletePeace.
The good Dr. must have stork genes.
ReplyDeleteSeriously hes crying LMAO
ReplyDeleteSo would you, piss and sweat as well probably bleed too from scratches while fleeing the scene in panic through the thicket.
DeleteI keep my monkey suit in a giant ice bucket with possum innards and a silly mask. I paid $50k for it.
ReplyDeleteI can sell you a better one for $17,5000
DeleteWhat would you say is footerys biggest blunder to date?
ReplyDeleteThe melba ketchum lunacy?
Penn and tellers hoax that fooled the community?
Meldrum stating the snow walker bigfoot was the real deal?
The birthing station?
Anything else?
I vote melba ketchum. For years the bff was full of ketchum worship... wait and see they said... it will be worldwide news they said.... instead all that was delivered was a steaming turd
Sykes and the Falcon Project are next.
DeleteNo proof of bigfoot will come from either one.
She must have done something right eh? She got the attention of a certain person who wrote the book on DNA.
DeleteWhat is the skeptic' biggest stumbling block to date?
Monkey suit?
Bob H?
PGF timeline?
Dr Sykes?
I'm voting Dr Sykes.That guy will take a steaming hot turd on a sub of all cynicism; smother it with South-West sauce and collectively feed it to the arss-winkers of the world and no longer will they censor the progression of anthropology any longer!
Peace.
Dont worry joe. Id be angry too if I believed in a monkey that don't exist.
DeleteWho's angry? I very much enjoy schooling you guys every day... There are plenty of monkeys that exist. The subject matter on this blog revolves around giant hairy people, if you weren't aware?
DeletePeace.
Joe I love it. You just described what is known here in the states as a "Cleveland Steamer" I'm going to take a wild guess that "winking arss" is UK slang for what we call the "TATERHOLE" Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWakey-wakey 5:12, she was stone-walled by the embedded forces within the world of academia press and media that control and discard news like this. That's why it's treated the silly way it is because somebody won't allow this truth to get out, you should ponder why that is rather than quietly accepting your new life in that Big Brother NWO society.
DeleteThe Biscardi-Dyer flim flam is tops for carnie style.
DeleteAnon 6:45...
DeleteHA HA HA HA!!
Cleveland Steamer is brilliant! Arss-Winker was coined by myself, but what a paring those two phrases will be from now on!!
Peace bro!
I'm going for Ketchum. It seemed like for a while, I was the only footer who was asking how anybody knew she was qualified to do any DNA work. I was wondering if she had any credentials besides DVM and "self proclaimed geneticist".
DeleteBut no, everybody put all their faith in her, and pretty soon it emerges that she has a whole baker's dozen of sasquatches that play in her water trough and that she goes into the woods and prays with.
Jesus christ....
Dr Sykes is the best yet to come. He is only visiting known frauds. The reason he has a BBC crew is to film a documentary about how crazy American footers are.
DeleteAll he is going to prove is that people like Joe and DWA are able to survive despite being so disconnected from reality. This is going to be very funny.
Sykes is an enthusiast... It's staring you in the face. Sykes could even come out and say that I am personally a nut-job and it wouldn't change anything and I'll still be on this blog schooling the skepts!
DeletePeace.
And what will you say when he has nothing for you Joe? I bet you will love it. You really should seek professional help.
DeleteI am going to rub your faces in it so bad, carry on wishful thinking; it's desperately obvious he's going to present the same findings as Melba did. Why don't you seek self esteem and reassurance in real friends out in the real world... You will get nothing but of the sort around here.
DeletePeace.
T is not for turtle and not for titties. Hint it is a tuber.
ReplyDeleteTurd
DeleteI like turtles
DeleteI love me some hairy ass titties!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Rogan was such a jackhole idiot.
ReplyDeleteHe should do well though, judging by the comments here on this blog alone, there are a LOT of jackholes out there.
Yes some of us knew the shoe shine boy's fake.
DeleteI think I'm going to have to agree with my good friend Pork Chop. We both love Mammaries the size of Toyota Camrys.
ReplyDelete6:57. Please give us a chance. Many of us are learned men who are here to engage in debate. I cannot speak for Pork Chop. But as for myself. I have pledged to stay through Saturday at midnight and fight the good fight. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No. And it's not over now!
ReplyDeleteI think it was over when we dropped little boy and fat man on Hiroshima and Nagasaaki. Speaking of which , here comes the anniversery of those events. The Japanese will have there memorials and act like they are all butt hurt because we dropped the bombs. Yet they are reluctant to even acknowledge the rape of Nanking or the plight of the Korean comfort girls. A person involved in the dropping of the bombs when asked if he had any regrets stated "my only regret is that we did not drop 25 more A-bombs on Japan".
DeleteDoctor Johnson. I'm only here a short time. You have told me where the Sasquatch lies on the evolutionary ladder and I'm prepared to accept that. I have patterned my own Habituation areas after yours. But I'm calling for an end to the use of Petsmart or Petco aluminum dog bowls as "gifting bowls". Sir, you are not even using the size of bowl designated large breed. Please allow me to go to Crate and Barrel and purchase some decent stoneware for these individuals. If you are uncomfortable with a Texas outlaw such as myself having your address I will ship them to Wales and Joe F. Will forward them to you and subsequently you can forward them to our hairy cousins. MKB
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA!! Mike, you're a star!
DeletePeace bro.
Joe. We really need to move forward on this issue. I ask you to only be a conduit. Should you need to reach me I'm off work today and will be at WHATHE. (Western Hillcountry Area Texas Habituation Environment). There simply isn't time to drive to SOHO. (Southern Ozark Habituation Operation). M
ReplyDeleteYou will have to look it up in the Urban Dictionary, but over here in the states we also have what is called The Boston Pancake.
ReplyDeleteLets not forget our melting pot status of the world. We are a very diverse nation with many proud Hispanic peoples who have endeared us with The Dirty Sanchez.
DeleteFingers crossed there will be a BFF team or team "Best Friends Forever".
ReplyDeleteBipto would be in charge of course as he is the number one authority on wood apes because he says so. Bill munns would be there too for his "scientific" inputs. Sweati yeti will be the teams graphics artist as he is an expert in microsoft paint. Mulder and DWA will be on the "Night Team" holding each others hands as they get an uneasy feeling in the woods. Sasfooty will be chief turd inspector.
Julio/Shadowbored will be the mind speaker expert.
DeleteNorseman will be cocked, locked, and ready to rock.
DeleteMadison will scream bigfoot whistled at me as she hides in her minivan.
Cervelo will be riding his bike like the wind laughing his ass off.
Every person 7:55 mentioned should be committed for their and the public's safety. I fear that one day DWA will lose it and resort to violence. His hatred of scientists is well documented. It is only a matter of time before he kills one.
DeleteThere is only ONE Turd Inspector.
DeleteMatthew should speak more about why he believes that Sasquatch are the "Descendants of Cain". This is where the crux of his position lies.
ReplyDeletePlease no. Why is everyone and everything involved in footery completely fucking retarded?
DeleteHi Dave! Hope all's well with you bro!
DeletePeace.
Not to poke fun but that new royal British baby seems to have a very elongated skull.
ReplyDeleteLloyd pye^^ ???
DeleteThats because he's half reptilian,they have named him George the Gecko.
DeleteTight pie.
DeleteSykes' study came back with bear DNA:
ReplyDeletehttp://seesdifferent.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/texas-dna-specialist-writes-that-sasquatch-is-a-modern-human-being/
Justin is credible, he's just a hunter and fisherman and probably has all sorts of contamination on his clothes.
DeleteThe bear steak that Cuttino submitted was due to Smeja going back to the kill site several weeks later by which time the snow was several feet thick and the hound he had to locate to flesh was trained to find bears.
Oh and 'confidential source'? I wish the skeptics were as easily convinced with the mountain of evidence that is staring them in the face.
(Sigh)
Peace.
Justin Smeja is an American MONSTER!
DeleteGiant steaming piles of evidence. Huge curly droppings of concrete proof!
DeleteHis [sigh] is enough to incite a riot. He is the most interesting man in the world.
ReplyDeleteYea how many times do I have to watch an almost 7 foot man whimper like a baby every time he recounts his encounter?
ReplyDeleteSame reason you're here now.
DeleteNo I only come here to read the witty comments from the basement dwellers who live at their mom's house and scour the internet all hours night and day just so they can show us all that we're crazy and they're NOT afraid of the big hairy boogie man waiting outside in their bushes for them.
DeleteWell it looks like you haven't learned anything about being witty yet have you?
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