Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:

Fist!
ReplyDeleteWAR ON TRAVIS!!
Delete^^^How is my boy travis doing? Is he still with henry?
DeleteTravis put Henry in a sex swing and it failed. Now they're looking for a contactor to fix the rafters.
Deleteyay Warren Travis
DeleteTravis got fired from dennys.
DeleteMayor, i betcha' you can suck a softball through a garden hose!!
Delete^^^^anon 9:54, dennys rehired travis 2 weeks ago. Get your facts straight, idiot.
DeleteMMG
MMG you're the idiot, they never rehired him!! He's a loser that lives in his mom's basement!
DeleteI thought travis and henry lived together in henry's mom's basement. I'm confussed.
DeleteFirst
ReplyDelete^the margins of error are minute to non existent for this game rumfer...
DeleteIt's a game of milliseconds. I find that I can shave a tenth of a second off my firsting time when I wear my spandex body suit.
DeleteI shave the hair off my body.....
DeleteI'll bet you look a lot like Bea Arthur when you shave your body hair. RIP Bea Arthur.
DeleteRIP Rue Mclanahan
RIP Estelle Ghetty
You damn cockblocker
ReplyDeleteFree Tontar. Fuck Gimlin.
ReplyDeletereach around buddies
ReplyDeleteheckler
Randi nut hugger ?
ReplyDeleteWhen did they go from butt plugger to nut hugger? I completely missed when that transition occured. Are they relaxing a bit on the butt play due to high occurence of pink eye?
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteTravis is the real deal poster on this board and I am jealous of him so I post rotten things about him here.
ReplyDeleteShut up travis!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, travis is the most credible voice in the bigfoot world!