Sasquatch Ontario Encouraging Experts To Analyze His Bigfoot Audio Tapes
Sasquatch Ontario's latest video is more of the same, but what's different this time is that he is actually encouraging experts to try and breakdown his audio. He believes he has captured audio of "primal people" and wants audio forensic experts to examine his recordings.
This is what you get with 8 months of habituation with a sasquatch. This is the result of dedication, perseverance and consistency. As the PGF has stood the test of time, so will this audio. If there are any audio analysts who work with law enforcement whose word is relied upon for convictions, please contact us through our channel if interested in pursuing the truth of this matter. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
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ReplyDeleteno firsting allowed...
Deleterebellion is in the offing.
DeleteThis is what you get when you have your friend pose as a bigfoot and make nonsense noises.
DeleteSCAM
New firster!!
ReplyDelete^great first false first, congrats!!
DeleteThanks it was my first, first false first
DeleteFIRST!!!
ReplyDelete^fantastic first second false first, congrats!!
DeleteYEAH!! firsty first first first
DeleteYay for first!!
ReplyDeleteNeeds more cowbell.
ReplyDelete"Your cooperation is greatly appreciated." Uh, cooperation?? Looks like a huge Freudian slip there buddy. He should have stated "ASSISTANCE". What an idiot.
ReplyDeleteRegardless, They'll get nothing and like it.
DeleteSo it's always the same here. The "first" 10-15 comments are about being "first".
ReplyDeleteFor god's sake go play king of the hill somewhere else.
^never been first and butt hurt about it.
DeleteEveryone should be asking Sasquatch Ontario... if they want their videos analyzed then why are they taking videos down. ?. One other person and I asked Mike what happened to the videos. All he would say is. " I pulled them. "
ReplyDeleteFake, fake, fake. All bigfoot crap is fake
ReplyDelete^ Then Quit wasting your time and go spend time with your family or make yourself useful!
Deleteyou americans are a crazy bunch!!
ReplyDelete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteSasquatch Ontaterhole Encouraging Ex-cons To Anal-lies His Bigfake Audio Tapes
not bad....not bad.
DeleteI'm now inside the taterhole. Repeat I'm now inside the taterhole.
ReplyDeleteGood one. I repeat, good one
DeleteTravis we need more ammo. Can you please go fishing for golden trout? That would = a week of delightful comments. The old brown trout is getting a little long in the tooth.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could go fishing for those.
DeleteI just got a drift boat. Can you do anything with that?
At the bottom off this taterhole lies a man with a BIG, BIG, cock. Big Travis.
ReplyDeleteSasquatch Ontario are Canadian hero's!!
ReplyDeleteDamn right. This is the real voice of sasquatch. Burps, farts, calling your name. This sasquatch can do it all
DeleteAnybody else worried about Stacy Brown?
ReplyDeleteA phony wannabee with a girls name
DeleteThe only beast, is in their mind. They most likely either saw a bear or made the entire story up. Who cares? No bigfoot is still no bigfoot. People claim to see all sorts of things in this world... when you start giving any of them credence with no viable evidence, then you are the fool just as much as them.
ReplyDeleteI once saw a potato chip that looked like sasquatch. I ate the head FIRST!
DeleteThe ultimate debunking of the PGF is that there is no bigfoot monkey anywhere, ever. Nor will there be, ever.
ReplyDeleteLots of folks are playing pretend; some of them know they're playing, some not The difference between the two is negligible due to lack of monkey. But, this lack of monkey will do nothing to deter the monkey believers and the monkey exploiters in their efforts to promote the pretend monkey.
I haven't made a dime
DeleteConsidering I have actually seen one, I know your 100% wrong Anon 3:48
DeleteI work at a place where lonely people stop everyday just to have coffee rather than eat. This site reminds me of work. Same dorky nerds looking for somebody to talk to. You know who you are-Chewbacca, the Firsters , magic monkey dude, taterhole freak, and the penis mcheese to mention a few.
ReplyDeleteSo let's get this straight.
DeleteYou work in a coffee shop. Despite this, you don't understand why people would drink coffee?
This isn't Central Perk.
If it was, Rachel would be hiding in the toilets from the Mayor and Ross would pontificating about the existence of gigantopithecus.
MMG
John at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my drinks for free...
DeleteMMG it's called a restaurant .
DeleteI guess he got his name off his driver's licence while in his car
ReplyDeleteIt's not until this gets verified by experts that this will be excepted by the wider Bigfoot community. By Sasquatch Ontario putting out messages like this it can finally get some professional backing in the same respect Ron Morehead manged with his Sierra Sounds and then people can start getting behind it & supporting it as opposed to scratching their heads about it, which I genuinely feel is natural as it it quite a whacky concept to swallow. For me, someone who feels that these sounds a genuine; it simply verifies how amazing these creatures are and that we are lucky to be around at a time where the understanding of this subject is moving forward significantly.
ReplyDeleteTo the rude, ignorant people that have commented about monkeys and no evidence on this page, if you're looking for reassurance that boogey men and gouls & goblins aren't real, just ask your mamma's, but please don't broadcast your fear of the unknown on blogs like this cause you simply come across stupid and ignorant to the evidence you maintain isn't there.
Peace.
Joe.
SO aka mike Paterson aka some other alias has already been proven as dubious at best thru hand prints that were drawn and a Sasquatch voice that both sounded like and matched the landowner thru analysis. Incredibly brooooznia hasn't been around on more audio since he was exposed. I wonder why?
ReplyDeleteHey Anon: 3.48... Where's your evidence to prove Patty isn't real? You keep copying and pasting but keep avoiding the question... Furthermore, there is no monkey, only giant hairy people.
ReplyDeletePeace.
Joe.
^^ Thanks Mike.
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