Happy Father's Day—With A Cryptozoological Examination
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| Wishing Everyone a Happy Father's Day! (Artwork by Thomas Finley) |
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by zoological researcher Jay Cooney of the Bizarre Zoology blog. For info on weird and amazing facts/theories of zoology, paleontology, and cryptozoology visit Bizarre Zoology blog or follow him on Twitter.Happy Father's Day to all my viewers who are fathers themselves. I hope you all had a wonderful day and I hope that my attempt to take a Father's Day post and turn it into a cryptozoological article makes it even better! On this Father's Day, I have been pondering if an examination of reports and the behavior of possibly related species could help us learn how the males of two often reported yet unconfirmed species (sasquatch/wood apes and longnecks, of course) care for their young. This pondering led me to do such an examination, although it is admittedly brief, and to create this article.
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Travis is an American Hero and a cryptozoologist all rolled up into one.
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pwned not prawned and that does not mean you are exempt
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