Bigfoot Hunting In Toronto Is Damn Risky These Days
A Bigfoot hunter named Tim Marczenko claims he was bullied by a Durham police officer last August while Bigfooting in the bush east of Toronto. So, what was the trouble? The police accused him of pot growing and tending the plot. Marczenko says he was just Bigfoot hunting and feels his rights were violated. He is currently demanding a formal apology from the police. His story was in the Toronto Star today:
In a complaint filed with Durham police, Tim Marczenko claims he was detained, called a liar and accused of committing crimes he had no part in….“I was shocked and insulted by the way they handled my complaint,” he said. “My rights were violated. I feel an apology needs to come from the officer and the department for not taking this seriously.”
Mr. Marczenko’s brush with the law came last August when he ventured into the bush in Brock Township. A member of Ontario Wildlife Field Research — a group that investigates the presence of creatures including Bigfoot and large cats — he said he went to check on tracks found in the bush near Concession 2 and Sideroad 17. Mr. Marczenko said that when he emerged from the bush and got back into his rental car, he found his way blocked by a Durham police cruiser. He said that, when he explained his reason for being in the area, he was ridiculed by Constable Robert Aukema, the officer dispatched to check out a report of suspicious activity in the area.
And the cop's excuse for bullying Mr. Marczenko? Here's a quote from the officer:
"I had a reasonable suspicion that Marczenko was in the area for a nefarious purpose, more specifically the purpose of tending to an outdoor marijuana grow."
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ReplyDeleteThis is officer Chew Dawg from the Durham police department. I would like to formally apologize. Now that that's over.....where did you hide the pot kid!! For medicinal purposes only. Copy Dat??
This is funny. I live in Durham Region and honestly, Bigfootin' around here sounds REALLY FAR FETCHED! Now, granted that there are reports of cougars but seriously? People don't see cougars around Durham unless at Excuses Bar in Oshawa or maybe "last chance cafe" in Sunderland. There's way too much traffic in that area, not to mention farms. It's not ideal "Squatch" habitat at all. But, there are lots of people trying to grow pot out there amongst the animal feed corn fields and soybean fields. On the other hand, Durham region cops are a bunch of pompous twats. They just got busted threatening to plant cocaine on people and threatening to beat the crap out of people.
ReplyDeleteSasquatch research and smoking marijuana go together like bread and butter. People ridicule and belittle each. And it's not like if you're smoking in the forest you're going to hallucinate and dream up a bigfoot encounter; all it does is give you a strong sense of mental stimulation and relaxation.
ReplyDeleteI heard some pot growers dress up as a squatch to scare off hippies who try to sneak into their area to steal their plants.
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Yeah, I saw that on an episode of Scooby-Doo.
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