Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
WAKE UP YOU IGNORANT DOLTS!!
ReplyDeleteDAMN YOU!!!!!
DeleteNow that's a first!!
DeleteHuh? What's going on? Someone found a bigfoot? Yes!! I knew this shit was real....
DeleteA meaningless first on a meaningless post
DeleteGreat first! Congrats!
DeleteYeah awesome job, kids are wide awake dammit
DeleteThe greatest first ever! Travis where you at??
ReplyDeleteI did not realize the evidence for Bigfoot was this compelling.
ReplyDeleteA metaphor. The goose is bandaging its taterhole, representing a Melba supporter who was badly reamed when her "paper" laid an egg.
DeleteEverything here is bigfoot related. Shawn knows what he is doing....
Not.
DeleteBigfoot does the same thing with squirrels.
ReplyDeleteThat goose pwns
ReplyDeleteFirst all the Bigfoot bodies lately, and now this. Take that skeptics!
ReplyDeleteYou high bro??
ReplyDeleteThat silly goose is not very good at making ghillie suits!
ReplyDeleteI've had the blues with the red scales
ReplyDeleteI've moved dirt with the caterpillars
And smoked with the jointworms.
THE HORSE FOLLICLE MITES ARE DYING FOLKS !
While our message to save insects worldwide is one of love...it's just makes me wanna ring that damn birds neck cause you know he's gotta pecker full of bugs in this video.
Peace
Walter Melon IRA (insect rights activist)
I wonder if goose is good eating?
ReplyDeleteThe goose obviously has a bad case of bird flu!
ReplyDeleteQuicker than goose shit through a bugle.
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