Watch: 3 New Jack Link's Messin' With Sasquatch Ads: All Dolled Up, Coop, Hose

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It's been awhile since we've seen any new Messin' With Sasquatch ads and this is quite a treat. Typically, the agency Carmichael Lynch release three ad spots for Jack Link and that's what we got today. Watch the ads below:


Let sleeping Sasquatch lie. That's the obvious moral behind this new Jack Link's spot in which three hapless coworkers decide to employ one of the greatest party pranks of all time on He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Messed-With. Watch and learn, human.


Yes, life on the hobby farm can be a tad slow. But if you ever find yourself tempted to mess with Sasquatch to while away the hours, you may want to head on back to the condo, city slicker. And then seek professional help. Check out this new spot from Jack Link's to find out why.

Water conservation: important not just for the safety of the planet, but also for the safety of various extremities and body parts. Especially when in Sasquatch country. It's a lesson painfully learned by two unfortunate landscapers in this new spot from Jack Link's.

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:35:00 AM PDT

    first!!

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:37:00 AM PDT

    FIRST, RUSH RULES!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:39:00 AM PDT

      except, NOT

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:44:00 AM PDT

      Thanks, rush does rule but rush was not responsible for this^ false first.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 12:23:00 PM PDT

      what a mass assembly of douchbags above..

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 12:38:00 PM PDT

      angry 1223 is still angry

      Delete
  3. Mickey VaderWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:37:00 AM PDT

    That's a guy in a suit. Video isn't blurry.

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:38:00 AM PDT

    no one has successfully duplicated the Jack Links costume

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    1. Matt LedbetterWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:47:00 AM PDT

      I would crap my pants if i ran into I guy in a suit like that in the woods.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 12:38:00 PM PDT

      you should crap in a jar

      Delete
  5. Matt LedbetterWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:46:00 AM PDT

    I believe in bigfoot now

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 11:49:00 AM PDT

    He's got a static butt.

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 12:36:00 PM PDT

    Was Bob Gimlin involved?

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 2:46:00 PM PDT

      Shouldn't you ask if Bob lies at Bigfoot conventions?

      Then reply to your own post a minute later....

      Tragic

      MMG

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 4:14:00 PM PDT

      Of course he was. Roger and Al would not have wanted the complication of having to hide so much from someone who had a role as large as Gimlin's. So much easier to cut him in.

      Even though people don't want to think him capable of it, Gimlin lies to peoples faces. Its all good. He is only telling them what they want to hear....

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, May 22, 2013 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

    No, only Bob Heinominous.

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