Watch: 3 Members of Bigfoot Tracker Hospitalized After Movie Premiere [Humor]

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Update on the condition of the members. This video is a metaphor of the damage suffered by Team Tracker the night of the movie release as they were assaulted by the truth.

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  1. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:38:00 PM PDT

    FIRST!!!!!!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:39:00 PM PDT

      WAHOOOOOO! LONG LIVE SLAYER!!!!!!!! Rock In Peace Jeff!

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:43:00 PM PDT

      you beat the chick!

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:45:00 PM PDT

      I want to see more of Krystal Pisstol.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

      Take a hike! This is hula girl's blog.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:41:00 PM PDT

    Turd

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  3. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:42:00 PM PDT

    I'm jealous of that haircut.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:42:00 PM PDT

    My taterhole alarm is going off like a kitten during meowing season.

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  5. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:44:00 PM PDT

    Tracker Tom is the best tracker in the world!

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  6. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:46:00 PM PDT

    the smell finally went away from them basturds stnking up my country

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  7. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 4:53:00 PM PDT

    Anyone's mother need a good thrashing? I'll even let you and your old man watch.....

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

      I thrashed your moms ass last night

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

      Wtf I know.... We weren't that drunk.... I remember swapping moms with you. They had a good time didbt they.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:46:00 PM PDT

      We were all that is man

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:48:00 PM PDT

      True dat..... How is ur mom? Stll smiling?

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    5. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 9:31:00 PM PDT

      I'll take aPe tit dejeuner for 300, Trabek.

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  8. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

    Did Cathiee survive?

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      Yes she did! A couple loads of man milk and she is good to go.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

      And look how shiney her hair is !

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PDT

      Man milk!!!!LMAO!!!!

      Cathiee=John Preston

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    4. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 9:28:00 PM PDT

      his prostate check was exceedingly thorough.

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  9. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:27:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot my muscular buttocks.

    Jayne Cobb

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    1. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

      Cobb??? As in Cobb knob?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 9:33:00 PM PDT

      I got yer cobb right here...

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    3. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 10:29:00 PM PDT

      ^^^ ever see those little bitty corn cons in a jar.? Just like you "baby dick.'

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  10. AnonymousFriday, May 3, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

    And the hits just keep on coming!

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  11. AnonymousSaturday, May 4, 2013 at 3:37:00 AM PDT

    instead of looking for bigfoot Im full time trying to teach my ole lady to use that hula hoop,A plastic tube and my twisted little thoughts and ive found affordable entertainment..the end.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, May 4, 2013 at 3:54:00 AM PDT

      We all need a hobby dude.

      We look forward to watching the results.

      MMG

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