I Teared Up When I Saw This

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The John Pedersen's Middle School science classroom just received the best gift ever from a very famous scientist. This awesome science class actually has several cool taxidermied animals, including a 7-foot-tall sasquatch! Idaho State University Professor Dr. Jeff Meldrum was so impressed when he heard about this that he sent them a cast mold of a sasquatch footprint and some awesome stuff to read to teach them about science -- because kids don't read enough these days due to parents installing addictive Minecraft games on their iPhones.

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    First?

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    You didn't first with gusto, thus failure is inevitable.

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    Yay! More children that will like the magic monkey.

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

    does the doc ever cease to impress me with his kindness

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:43:00 PM PDT

      I gave 5 bucks to the falcon project and he sent me a cast of his taterhole.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:06:00 PM PDT

      Huh huh. Was it the poopem cast?

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:39:00 PM PDT

      Could be. Definitely not a thorough wiper. It was quite dynamic.

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:05:00 PM PDT

      meldrum + bigfoot = dubya + My Pet Goat

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    5. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 3:14:00 AM PDT

      What about the dermal ridge?

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    6. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 11:45:00 AM PDT

      I like goats.

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:45:00 PM PDT

    Yeah, this is exactly what we need. Children thinking that chasing Bigfoot is good science. What's next, sending them pieces of Noahs Ark?

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

      Your arrogance has created your ignorance!

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

      ^ bleeves in Noah's ark story.

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

      Noah must have had two BFs on board

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:07:00 PM PDT

      Noah had Nothing on Board and You'll Like it.

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      How DARE you!

      -sweet baby Jesus

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:19:00 PM PDT

      Lol...

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:39:00 PM PDT

      I once ate a potato chip shaped like two bigfeets strolling harmoniously off noah's ark and into folklore

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    8. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:46:00 PM PDT

      I once made a grilled cheese that was the spitting image of a talking goat.

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    9. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:48:00 PM PDT







      \m/ !

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    10. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 11:44:00 AM PDT

      Noah had lemurs and pandas. Bigfoot came later.

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 5:58:00 PM PDT

    I Fart in Your General Direction.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:23:00 PM PDT

      I got the stench of boiled eggs, and I don't like it.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:38:00 PM PDT

      I got nothing and I like it.

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:18:00 PM PDT

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:39:00 PM PDT

    I miss hula hoop girl.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

      nothing left to crank to?

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PDT

      I saved all of Melba's profile pics. I'm good.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 11:43:00 AM PDT

      Do you have that one of her with the horse?

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

    Meldrum gets all this credit, and for what? Has he done ANYTHING other than have a few suspect casts in his possession. But anytime his name is mentioned people treat him like some god with all this knowledge. Just because he thinks so, doesn't mean Bigfoot is real. He has proved nothing more than some redneck with any other suspect looking footprint cast.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:03:00 PM PDT

      hey Meldrum knows as much about bigfoot as anyone else!

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    2. RebeccaWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM PDT

      He's proved he can sell casts

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    3. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 3:16:00 AM PDT

      And he dresses well. Women go crazy for a sharp dressed loon.

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    4. AnonymousThursday, May 16, 2013 at 7:46:00 AM PDT

      He knows as much about nothing as anyone else.

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 7:13:00 PM PDT

    (bigfoot)

    When peoples say bigfoot only read muscle magazines, I don't tear up...I gets MAY-AAAD !


    ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 8:11:00 PM PDT

    meldrum had to upgrade his usual bigfooter talk for these kids

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, May 15, 2013 at 9:26:00 PM PDT

    (clive squashy) *The Sloppy Joe Diaries

    Page 89 -Cornered-

    "No, NO, NOOOOO ! ..."I don't like that kind of stuff.


    bwned

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