I Teared Up When I Saw This
The John Pedersen's Middle School science classroom just received the best gift ever from a very famous scientist. This awesome science class actually has several cool taxidermied animals, including a 7-foot-tall sasquatch! Idaho State University Professor Dr. Jeff Meldrum was so impressed when he heard about this that he sent them a cast mold of a sasquatch footprint and some awesome stuff to read to teach them about science -- because kids don't read enough these days due to parents installing addictive Minecraft games on their iPhones.
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Deletefalse first!
DeleteYou didn't first with gusto, thus failure is inevitable.
ReplyDeleteYay! More children that will like the magic monkey.
ReplyDeletedoes the doc ever cease to impress me with his kindness
ReplyDeleteI gave 5 bucks to the falcon project and he sent me a cast of his taterhole.
DeleteHuh huh. Was it the poopem cast?
DeleteCould be. Definitely not a thorough wiper. It was quite dynamic.
Deletemeldrum + bigfoot = dubya + My Pet Goat
DeleteWhat about the dermal ridge?
DeleteI like goats.
DeleteYeah, this is exactly what we need. Children thinking that chasing Bigfoot is good science. What's next, sending them pieces of Noahs Ark?
ReplyDeleteYour arrogance has created your ignorance!
Delete^ bleeves in Noah's ark story.
DeleteNoah must have had two BFs on board
DeleteNoah had Nothing on Board and You'll Like it.
DeleteHow DARE you!
Delete-sweet baby Jesus
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DeleteI once ate a potato chip shaped like two bigfeets strolling harmoniously off noah's ark and into folklore
DeleteI once made a grilled cheese that was the spitting image of a talking goat.
Delete\m/ !
Noah had lemurs and pandas. Bigfoot came later.
DeleteI Fart in Your General Direction.
ReplyDeleteI got the stench of boiled eggs, and I don't like it.
DeleteI got nothing and I like it.
DeleteYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
DeleteI miss hula hoop girl.
ReplyDeletenothing left to crank to?
DeleteI saved all of Melba's profile pics. I'm good.
DeleteDo you have that one of her with the horse?
DeleteMeldrum gets all this credit, and for what? Has he done ANYTHING other than have a few suspect casts in his possession. But anytime his name is mentioned people treat him like some god with all this knowledge. Just because he thinks so, doesn't mean Bigfoot is real. He has proved nothing more than some redneck with any other suspect looking footprint cast.
ReplyDeletehey Meldrum knows as much about bigfoot as anyone else!
DeleteHe's proved he can sell casts
DeleteAnd he dresses well. Women go crazy for a sharp dressed loon.
DeleteHe knows as much about nothing as anyone else.
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ReplyDeleteWhen peoples say bigfoot only read muscle magazines, I don't tear up...I gets MAY-AAAD !
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meldrum had to upgrade his usual bigfooter talk for these kids
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"No, NO, NOOOOO ! ..."I don't like that kind of stuff.
bwned