I Teared Up When I Saw This


The John Pedersen's Middle School science classroom just received the best gift ever from a very famous scientist. This awesome science class actually has several cool taxidermied animals, including a 7-foot-tall sasquatch! Idaho State University Professor Dr. Jeff Meldrum was so impressed when he heard about this that he sent them a cast mold of a sasquatch footprint and some awesome stuff to read to teach them about science -- because kids don't read enough these days due to parents installing addictive Minecraft games on their iPhones.

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  1. You didn't first with gusto, thus failure is inevitable.

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  2. Yay! More children that will like the magic monkey.

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  3. does the doc ever cease to impress me with his kindness

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    1. I gave 5 bucks to the falcon project and he sent me a cast of his taterhole.

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    2. Huh huh. Was it the poopem cast?

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    3. Could be. Definitely not a thorough wiper. It was quite dynamic.

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    4. meldrum + bigfoot = dubya + My Pet Goat

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    5. What about the dermal ridge?

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  4. Yeah, this is exactly what we need. Children thinking that chasing Bigfoot is good science. What's next, sending them pieces of Noahs Ark?

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    1. Your arrogance has created your ignorance!

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    2. ^ bleeves in Noah's ark story.

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    3. Noah must have had two BFs on board

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    4. Noah had Nothing on Board and You'll Like it.

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    5. How DARE you!

      -sweet baby Jesus

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    6. I once ate a potato chip shaped like two bigfeets strolling harmoniously off noah's ark and into folklore

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    7. I once made a grilled cheese that was the spitting image of a talking goat.

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    8. Noah had lemurs and pandas. Bigfoot came later.

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  5. I Fart in Your General Direction.

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    1. I got the stench of boiled eggs, and I don't like it.

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    2. I got nothing and I like it.

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    3. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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    1. nothing left to crank to?

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    2. I saved all of Melba's profile pics. I'm good.

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    3. Do you have that one of her with the horse?

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  7. Meldrum gets all this credit, and for what? Has he done ANYTHING other than have a few suspect casts in his possession. But anytime his name is mentioned people treat him like some god with all this knowledge. Just because he thinks so, doesn't mean Bigfoot is real. He has proved nothing more than some redneck with any other suspect looking footprint cast.

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    1. hey Meldrum knows as much about bigfoot as anyone else!

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    2. He's proved he can sell casts

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    3. And he dresses well. Women go crazy for a sharp dressed loon.

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    4. He knows as much about nothing as anyone else.

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  8. (bigfoot)

    When peoples say bigfoot only read muscle magazines, I don't tear up...I gets MAY-AAAD !


    ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

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  9. meldrum had to upgrade his usual bigfooter talk for these kids

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  10. (clive squashy) *The Sloppy Joe Diaries

    Page 89 -Cornered-

    "No, NO, NOOOOO ! ..."I don't like that kind of stuff.


    bwned

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