Watch: Defending Yourself From Zombiesquatch Attack

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If you're still shaken by the video we posted earlier about the Zombie Sasquatch, perhaps this video will encourage you to learn how to use a slingshot in case of a zombie apocalypse. In this video, YouTube user Joerg Sprave shows us how we can defend ourselves against the undead by practicing on a rubber zombie head with a simple homemade slingshot.


Possible Zombie Squatch on The Walking Dead show:

Comments

  1. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:30:00 PM PDT

    THERES NO SUCH THING AS BIGFOOT YOU IGNORANT DOLTS!

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

      Saying that on every post doesn't make it true.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:35:00 PM PDT

      WAKE UP!!!!

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:57:00 PM PDT

      Were all awake, nobody cares about your opinion on whether or not they exist. Go away

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:24:00 PM PDT

      I don't want to wake up its my nappy time

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

    I saw a bigfoot today. It looked exactly like a man in a ghillie suit. That's how I know it was a bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

      Oh you left your moms basement? Nobody believes you....

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:02:00 PM PDT

      Yeah, but when I run away with terlet paper stuck to my heel you shuld have nown bettur.

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  3. HTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:43:00 PM PDT

    F

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:51:00 PM PDT

    I didn't realize the evidence for bigfoot was this compelling.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:26:00 PM PDT

      I didn't realize your mom was so compelling til last night

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PDT

      You know, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, but my Mom gets around. Four words: get to the clinic

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, May 1, 2013 at 7:42:00 AM PDT

      Nightofthelivingdeadsquatch.

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:53:00 PM PDT

    Shawn's love of Walking Dead has overrun his love of magical forest apes.

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PDT

    If my head explodes, are I am a Bigfeets?

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    1. HTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

      I thunk you would be dead.....

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PDT

      I bet you say that to all the gurls.

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    3. HTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:12:00 PM PDT

      Noo...oooo but i would like to say to Chewie....don't say say you slept with my sis, she's a mechanic (virgin)...maybe me since i'm a ghost.

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    4. Chewbacca Tuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:55:00 PM PDT

      I wouldn't call it sleeping.....hubba hubba.....

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  7. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:02:00 PM PDT

    This guy is cool. I bet he don't have a barking dog problem anywhere near his place

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:06:00 PM PDT

    Furst. I sed it.

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

    WFT. I bet there aren't any decent wimmens on this thread. What a waste of thyme.

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:29:00 PM PDT

    Twitter says dyer had friend in suit attack matthews.

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:45:00 PM PDT

    I'm sticking with Bigfoot vs. Megacock

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