Tree Break explained! [Maine Trackway]
Who or what broke this tree? Bigfoot? Michael shares some of their field follow up investigation findings on the Turner, Maine Trackway with ZeroLux, Tony & Kat of the Maine Ghost hunters.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
First from a non believer!
ReplyDeleteI didn't believe in bigfoot either until I saw one. It looked exactly like a bear.
DeleteI don't believe your first
DeleteDisgusting first!!!
DeleteIts ok to believe you got first
DeleteFormer congressman Roscoe Bartlett believes Sun Myoung Moon is the Messiah and that there is a government conspiracy to cover-up Bigfoot.
DeleteWhat time does the Dyer SHOOTING BIGFOOT movie play tomorrow? In the morning, afternoon, or evening? ANYONE KNOW?
DeleteMove along now.
DeleteNothing to see here.
MMG
1:34 Its playing at midnight in Canada somewhere....
DeleteI'll wait for the bootleg on the internet
DeleteGet some shoes on for heavens sake
DeleteI'll go to Amazon and see what they got
DeleteOh, There he goes!
DeleteHey! get outa this house and get a job
DeleteHow did Bigfoot get a shotgun??
DeleteIf bigfoot isn't real, how do you explain all those blobs onmy thermal?
ReplyDeleteWhat a onmy thermal?
DeleteNocturnal emissions?
DeleteHA! nice
DeleteEnoch you with a shot gun!! Be careful!!
ReplyDeleteVery every reason for proof of bigfoot...there is 10 reasons why its no bigfoot!! Ha ha ha haha aha hha ahhhhh..
ReplyDeleteLame
DeletePlease learn english before you comment
DeletePlease learn to put something funny
DeleteWhy did Michael and Bill Brock get a divorce? I miss Bill and that giant mutt.
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Bill would say.
DeleteI think Bill Brock was acting a little too much like a teenage gang banger and Merchant was annoyed by it.
DeleteI still think they have Daisy in a box somewhere.
ReplyDeleteA very tiny box. They shrunk her down to the size of a tiny Alien to save on freezer space. Their mistake. The UFO groupies discovered it while looking for ice cream, and touted it as a genuine Alien. A very small Alien, but an Alien. So you see Daisy has been here all along, just mistaken as a tiny Alien.
DeleteI wonder how many stick structure advocates are going to go back and take a second look? I'm betting none.
ReplyDeleteDonations to the Stick Structure Advocacy Group broke a new record last month.
DeleteFinally an explanation that doesn't involve Ketchum and her horses.
ReplyDeletetrees break due to natural causes all the time, not because a magic monkey man did it
ReplyDeleteBigfoot breaks trees. Just saying.
DeleteWith a Shotgun?
DeleteStrawman.
DeleteSo does gravity, wind, termites and woodpeckers.
DeleteNever seen scientific proog of bigfoot. No body no bigfoot. Its just the way its gonna be folks. Now go get a job (I myself am retired)I'll stay here and let the folks know that its just a myth put forth by the indians and Mr. Wallace.
DeleteBigfoot
DeleteMaybe it was a Liger It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
DeleteInstead of spending your retirement yelling at kids to stay off your lawn, you spend it yelling at Bigfoot believers to get a job?
DeleteI'm throwig a Bigfoot-themed party tomorrow to celebrate the greatest zoological discovery in the history of the world. Skeptics can't come. Only people who believed without proof will be invited.
DeleteWhats throwig?
DeleteSo at this party are you going to sacrifice a dog by slicing its neck?
DeleteDo you footers even realise how much food it would take to maintain a 9 foot ape? In north america? Winter time? And manage to do that while remaining undetected by the most technologically advanced species on this planet. Delusion is an understatement.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess. The same amount of food it takes to feed a Bear?
DeleteGood point.
DeleteA bear? you mean one of those things that hibernates and is certainly not 9 foot tall and intelligent brained... yea that bear right?
DeleteIf they wanted to remain undetected, they would.
DeleteBears are intelligent, and huge.
Delete8000-12,000 cal per day.
DeleteThe "Not enough food argument" has been debunked countless times. If there is enough food to feed herds of Deer, Feral Hogs, Bears, Elk and Moose, then there is plenty of food for a Bigfoot.
DeleteThey could just eat the Bears, Hogs, Moose, etc.
DeleteI wish they'd eat some geese.
DeleteThey eat Turkeys too you know.
DeleteI wish that whatever they ate, they would pinch a loaf in an area condusive for discovery and study by "Sasquatch Experts". Even their Turds are Elusive.
DeleteI like turtles
DeleteGo debunk Jesus, that's easy, you skeptard.
DeleteChristians just turn the other cheek. Footers spread their cheeks and beg to be drilled.
DeleteYou like that don't ya mmm drill me anon drill me!
DeleteOr a Moose.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot eat people read missing 411 now go get lost so he can eat!!
DeleteWasn't David, Ketchum's pet? Let her feed him.
DeleteI ate a Sasquatch once. Tasted much like Nothing....but I liked it.
DeleteIf only Bigfoot would eat both of them and her horses.
Deleteif a branch falls in the forest and there is no believer there to say it's a sasquatch, will it be entered into the BFRO database?
DeleteYes it will. The wee little people of the glen works for them. They live by the magical rainbow in a hollow tree.
DeleteFuck Missing 411, it's bullshit.
DeleteCreature Weekend thisweek at Salt Fork!
DeleteOn my last visit I got 47 responses to my whoops, including one that told me to 'Eat Shit'!
So did you eat shit?
DeleteNope. Smoked a little.
DeleteSmoked a turd??!!
DeleteEUW!
DeleteWhat time does SHOOTING BIGFOOT play tomorrow at the festival? Anyone know? I live about an hour away, thinking about skipping work so I can check it out....ANYONE have anything to say??!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Rick.
DeleteYou'll get nothing and like it. That's really all you need to hear.
DeleteI know I will get nothing and like it, however I still want to see the documentary. I enjoy bigfoot shenanigans!
DeleteIt's on Cartoon Network right after the Looney Toons Marathon. Hope this helps.
Deletelol, I had a bad day at work, but thanks for the laughs anons.
DeleteYou guys are great.
I'll wait for the bootleg on the internet
DeleteGoogle around. It is playing at some film festival in Canada. I would go too if I lived nearby. You probably get to see a bunch a movies for an entrance fee. Let us know what you think if you go....
DeleteI love a good fantasy movie
DeletePreparation H to RELIEVE!!!
DeleteCome on, does anyone know the playtime or not? No I guess, huh?
ReplyDeleteNobody really gives a shit...True Story.
DeleteNo playtime. FBI shut it down for wire fraud.
Deletereally? I thought this was big news with you bigfoot investigators
DeleteGeorgia 2008 Bigfoot in a freezer. HOAX. Need I say more?
DeleteWHAT?! The FBI is preventing the movie from showing?? lol
DeleteFBI - F--in Bullshit Investigators
DeleteOk, well, thanks for letting me know, I appreciate it.....Cya
DeleteNo prob. Everyone is here to help.
DeleteI'll wait for the bootleg on the intenet
DeleteAll I care about is the shutdown time for FB/FB, which unfortunately will probably be never, because they'll find a way to weasel out of it
DeleteWeaselfoot
DeleteTravis if you believe like you say you do then according to you there must be thousands of these creatures across america making up a viable population of flesh and blood animals. If that were the case then it is perfectly feasible that one could be shot and killed especially by someone who is looking for them. So why then is it not possible that rick dyer shot one? The answer is simple and goes for most of you die hard believers that are anti dyer: because deep down you know bigfoot don't exist and you know there's nothing out there to be killed.
DeleteWhat!? Weaselfoot doesn't exist?
DeleteDamn and i prepared to believe :/
DeleteI can't believe Bigfoot doesn't exist and i was preparing to believe also
DeleteI can't believe its not butter
DeleteRobert Lindsay will read this conversation and report it as FACT, and we are now "inside sources" that he has!
ReplyDeleteRobert Lindsay is a polymorphous libertine sexual machine and hasn't sexually assaulted any children since his late teens!
DeleteUgh Rick is back
DeleteHey Rick what up with slicing up that homeless guys dog?
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNba0L6v7S4
Ok I admit I did it. I also may have beaten my pregnant wife after she ridiculed me needle-dick. Allegedly.
Deleteshe ridiculed your needle-dick?
DeleteShe did. Then I allegedly battered her face in.
Deleteand then you sliced up a homeless guys dog right?
DeleteIs making fun of FBFB getting old?
ReplyDeleteThey said that the fact that Dyer was on film 'in his underwear' was further evidence that the bigfoot body is real. I suppose had he been in his trousers, then for sure they would have admitted it all to be a fake.
Lindsay's investigative reporting is a joke. He admits confirms the identity of his "source" at Minnow Films by looking up her name on the company's website. To illustrate:
ReplyDeleteRick Dyer: "Hey Lindsay. This is Lisa Smith at Minnow Films. Rick Dyer shot a bigfoot during filming for our new documentary!"
Robert Lindsay: "I can see that someone named Lisa Smith works at Minnow Films. You must be her, and you must be telling the truth!"
Check out RL's latest blog. The guy has just been had once again.
DeleteMMG
As long as he keeps it in his pants.
DeleteOntario Sasquatch
ReplyDeleteis a non-profit private group of independent researchers who are investigating the existence of sasquatch or bigfoot in Ontario. We believe sasquatch exists and is a flesh and blood animal that is well adapted to its habitat. .... read more
These folks seem to be the only ones currently getting good evidence. It might be a good Idea to check with them often here.
Another good one is Ontario Bigfoot(Ontario Wildlife Field Research). They seem honest and knowledgeable and are researching all possible cryptids in their locale. Cryptozoology enthusiasts might want to give their page a look as well...
DeleteExplained?! He explained nothing. His "breakdowns" are a joke. WHY does this blog feature them? Hard up for news?
ReplyDeleteYou try finding 24/7 news about something that doesn't exist!
DeleteThe Hula Hoop girl exists. More of those videos, please.
DeleteSecond that!
Delete2:49 I just spat out my drink everywhere funny shit!!!
DeleteLame
DeleteDid you here that anon 2:49, anon 3:26 just spit out a mouth full of jizz ..euw
Delete^clearly unable to read. Also fantasizes about sucking on patty's hairy titties.
DeleteYawn
DeleteHula hoop girl where??...
DeleteHe explained how idiots, much like yourself I would guess; are prone to shooting dumb sh*t. Like trees. And then other idiots, much like yourself, come along and say "Oh look at the broken trees Bigfoot left for me!"
DeleteI wouldn't expect a dumb sh*t like yourself to understand a simple explanation as was given here. I am surprised you were able to find the on button your computer and figured out how to press your fingers upon the keys to send coded messages out to the entire world.
Letting us all know just how dumb you really are. The wonders of Tech.
if the Patterson hoax was never done would there be a bigfoot community today? probably not.
ReplyDeleteThen where would you spend your time on the internet?
DeletePwning the religious nuts \ alien tooners
DeleteAll these expert/celebrity footers are like competing baseball teams that never score or even get on base. A guy got a double once in 1967 and has been stranded on base ever since.
DeleteI don't see why not. I think there would still would have been an " In Search of Bigfoot" a 'Legend of Boggy Creek", Krantz's and others' books and everything else that came out in the 70's. Obviously, I think the people who were around in that decade were\are the foundation of the community as we know it today.....
DeleteIf those are bigfoot tracks in my field, it looks like he approached to within about 40 feet of the barn, still not visible beneath the security light. It looks like he wlaked back and forth, probably looking for or at the horses in the barn. Then he planted his feet and let fly with an ass blast that sprayed the side of the barn and onto the roof. Godamit I got to go out now with a bucket and wash it off.
ReplyDeleteCheck horses for braids. They are a type of people.
DeleteOur half-Arabian is the coolest horse on earth, because she farts just about every time she takes a step.
DeleteI like shooting at trees. If they don't shoot back.
ReplyDeleteToo much reading
ReplyDeleteWhat's the protocol for when you get an unexpected mud helmet?
ReplyDeleteAss to mouth
DeleteAnon 4:49. Get with the program. In the vernacular of the mud helmet trade this is known as "Spoon Feeding".
DeleteMy bad
DeleteMicheal...Kudo's mate...
ReplyDeleteHey Rick sent us another message
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEf5C75RvQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
And a second message Prepare to beleive
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuhxHk0Knv0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
HILARIOUS !! ZING
DeleteThe movie will end as a cliff hanger and Rick will ride the hoax as long as he can and say the government took the body when he has to. By that point he will have another hoax in the works. Stupid footers, I called this shit several months ago. He did learn from his past failures.
DeleteI agree with your main point but were not stupid we know hes hoaxin but there are a lot of dumbasses that do believe him though
DeleteBigfoot is real.
ReplyDelete