Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
First. Go sonics
ReplyDeleteDarpa will soon be unleashing their army of bio engineered cloned Bigfoots on the population. Soon, everybody will be a believer.
DeleteInteresting review of Shooting Bigfoot:
Delete"Individual scenes and lines are so funny and the characters so exaggerated yet deadpan that you'd be forgiven at times for thinking this was the newest Christopher Guest mockumentary. But then, just when you think the film is about to arrive at the obvious conclusion that these people are all delusional, there is a surprising climax that induces chills.
Whether what happens is legitimate or simply another hoax is sure to be discussed in the days to come but what's undeniable is how effectively it rattles the rational mind and, at least for a moment, makes you wonder."
http://exclaim.ca/Reviews/HotDocs/shooting_bigfoot-directed_by_morgan_matthews
Where's all the news!? And hoopla!? It's April 30'th dammit! And who's our bootlegger?
DeleteDyer's hoax is not even close to being over. It's clear there is a cliff hanger ending, no resolution, and Dyer will ride this as long as he can, then declare the government has the body and start a new hoax project.
DeleteThank you Mr Dyer.
DeleteNow that the film is released, I'm sure Morgan Matthews will put the Dyer story to sleep if he's making it all up. Matthews' silence is the one of the major reasons this story keeps going.
DeleteNo way. Matthews loves the way this thing ended and the only thing that will sell a few tickets and DVDs is if he keeps quiet.
DeleteMatthews would not be party to a hoax. That's what "everyone" keeps saying, and I believe "everyone."
DeleteYou're right. He is a pillar of integrity, clearly.
DeleteMorgan Matthews will tell you nothing about the film and you will like it.
DeleteI like turning my pillar over and sleep on the cool side
DeleteI just watched the trailer for the Sequel, "Taterholing Bigfoot" It's pretty DEEP.
DeleteFirst!!!!!!!!! Wood Apes FOREVERRRRRRRR
ReplyDeleteActually second :(
DeleteHAHAHA WELL, U TRIED JAY!!! THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT TIME..
DeleteALL CAPS
I'm Brian. And so is my wife.
DeleteCall them bigfoots or sasquatches, loser. You really think you're special enough to come up with your own name for them? All teenagers suck at everything.
DeleteHow about... Bigwood?
DeleteJay isnt a teenager, wtf!? Nice try Anon5:44
DeleteThen he should update his blog:
Delete"Jay is a teenager who has been researching zoological topics such as paleontology, cryptozoology, and anthropology through books and Internet resources for years. He has been involved in the Bigfoot Community through attending conferences and communicating with researchers. He also has experience in nature through hunting and other outdoor activities. His future goals include obtaining a PhD in a related field. While he is only in high school, his work has been recognized by renowned primatologist Michael Reid and other noted scientists."
Will anyone believe in Bigfoot 5 years from now?
Delete^ of course! We love our nothings.
DeleteI love turtles
DeleteI love the forest pipple.
DeleteI respect you guys' right to love turtles and forest pipples. I not only tolerate it... I accept it.
Deleteshees anon 5:44 jealous much
DeleteDoes anyone love the Village People?
DeleteOh come on!
ReplyDeleteFIR...aw shit.
ReplyDeleteNH, you are off your game lately.
Deletewho even bothers to watch the videos anymore?
ReplyDeleteApparently every one of these anti Bigfoot whiney bitches
DeleteYou want to know what hitting bottom looks like? It’s when you wake up one morning to find you’re living with a family of Bigfoot, in a van, down by the river.
DeleteRIP Chris Farley
Merchant's conversion may indeed be sincere, but it sure is convenient since he is now making loads of Internet cash from Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteShow me where you got this information. Loads of cash? Prove it.
DeleteSkeptic turned bleever = thinks he'll make lots of money.
ReplyDeleteThat is about the stupidest thing, anyone on here; has ever said.
DeleteTHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIGFOOT!! WAKE UP YOU IGNORANT DOLTS!!
ReplyDeleteIt just clicked with me. Thank you all caps guy!
DeleteStop yelling.
DeleteGet lost. Why don't you go to the There's No Such Thing as Bigfoot website.
-Ignorant Dolt
It's more fun to hang with credulous magic monkey bleevers. Love you guys.
DeleteIf bigfoot doesn't exist, how do you explain the blobs on my thermal?
DeleteI thought it was "IDIOTS" now its "DOLTS" make up your mind
DeleteI don't want to wake up its my nappy time
DeleteI had blobs on my thermal once. Very painful but the ointment helped.
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DeleteDisclaimer: The above video contains large doses of nothing. Please proceed with caution.
ReplyDeleteI really liked it.
DeleteMe too.
DeleteThere are exactly three more arguments for bigfoot, than the total number of bigfoots.
ReplyDeleteMath, baby...it rocks.
Those two guys are super high. No wonder the see monkeys on the woods
ReplyDeleteThey see wood monkeys...
DeleteSea monkeys??
DeleteI seen monkeys at the circus they were funny, but then the clowns came on, clowns scare me
DeleteI hope this lad knows what he's getting into with Michael...and that he brought a lot of lube.
ReplyDeleteMerchant made sure he brought his Chinese eel.
Deletea bigfoot walks into a zagnut bar and orders a glass of bleach. The bartender says, "that'll put some unknown sequences in your DNA." And the bigfoot says: "___________________"
ReplyDeleteI just tapped Melba?
DeleteIt's for my whites, doin' the wash at the laundry mat next door.
Deletealright, that one was lame. Bigfoot says,
Delete"I know. Last time I drank a glass of bleach, someone thought I was a lemur."
and bigfoot says,
Delete"by unknown, you mean alien?"
"I'm not gonna drink it, I'm gonna do Melba's hair."
DeleteHow much attention does this guy need?
ReplyDeleteWhy is the sky blue? Why is beer good? Why is the cool side of the pillow always better?
DeleteWhy do i like turtles
DeleteCuz they fuckin' rule?
DeleteHoly crap 12 minutes of Merchant rambling on about why he believes in the magic monkey now that he realizes he'll make more ad dollars this way.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd rather be forced to read a short story by Robin Forestpeople about her blueberry bagel loving apemen.
Maybe its a Liger It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Deleteyou know, I don't think people make money by saying they believe in bigfoot.
DeleteThey do when they combine it with ad clicks.
DeleteShow me all this money everyone is claiming Merchant is making. It's not there people. To say he is doing it for the *clicks* is right up there with Dyer claiming he was racist. The Bigfootpolice put up a video showing just how racist Rick is. Why is it so difficult to accept the guy is doing this, because he has a genuine interest in the subject. He did after all go to college and get a degree in Biology. And selling out? The guy is 50 and he walked 70 miles out of the jungle without any food. I'd like to see any of you do that. Best of luck.
DeleteTo be blunt, he is the only person in the field of Bigfootery with that cred.
DeleteMy Balogna Has a First Name...
ReplyDeleteIt's R-I-C-K-Y
DeleteIts R Dyers D I C K !
DeleteOh man u beat me dude!
DeleteGreat trolls think alike.
DeleteHere in America it's boloney mister.
DeleteMerchant,
ReplyDelete$250K, a team of qualified people, six months, a scientific approach, and you got bigfoot proved to exist.
None of these arguments are as compelling as Michael Merchant selling out to the church of Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteHow does it feel to go against your true feelings just for the hits YouTube and blogs provide?
You're a total joke. You're also as transparent as glass. You have ZERO credibility in competent peoples minds, ZERO. congratulations, douche bag.
Hahaha that about sums it up.
DeleteWow Merchant has completely turned a 180 on this Bigfoot stuff. I winder what his big epiphany was?
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right......you get more YouTube hits by giving in to the church of bigfoot by putting up a front that you believe Bigfoot exists. Lol, this is supposedly a grown man. Ah ha ha ha ha .
Well, the guy sold out to whore himself out for a reality show several years ago, so pimping himself for bigfoot dollars online probably wasn't that much of a stretch.
DeleteActually, I really like Michael Merchant. I think he is intelligent, funny, and pretty damn good looking. So, keep 'em coming, Snow Walker. :)
ReplyDeleteBody, parts of a body, a live specimen, or enough fossil material to identify a fossilized animal as an unknown primate equivalent to sasquatch, is what is needed. No amount of testimoney, footage, video feeds, and DNA will ever do. Body, major body parts, captured animal, substantial fossil evidence is all that counts.
ReplyDeleteIf you don’t have this, don’t waste our time.
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